September 7, 2007
#3 This singer has never been known as the brightest tool in the shed, but even for her this is disturbing. At an after party last night for Fashion Rocks, this singer tried to buy some coke from a guy who took her money and promised to return right away with the coke. He never came back, so she went looking for him and found him. When she confronted him and demanded her money back, he refused. She then said, "I'm going to go find a cop and tell him you stole my drug money." The guy couldn't stop laughing.
Ashlee Simpson
Shes lucky he didn't kill her. Idiot.
ReplyDeletePretty uncool of the drug guy.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it "sharpest tool in the shed?" I'm not sure most tools are all that bright.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, yeah uncool of the guy and dumb of her.
As a druggie, she should be more savvy...
ReplyDeleteMaybe Asslee had flunked get her drugs when she was more relevant and has had to start doing her own dirty work. There's no other excuse for this lack of common sense.
ReplyDeleteUmm.... Brightest Tool in the shed? Oh boy.
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ReplyDeleteDoesn't she know you never give money upfront for anything? I'm talking anything, not just drugs. It's so stupid to do it for legal stuff. Let alone paying up front for drugs.
ReplyDeleteReally? I'm surprised I thought she was as bright as a tack...
ReplyDeleteReally? I'm surprised I thought she was as bright as a tack...
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that Asslee S. is a Rocket Surgeon.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was "A few fries short of a six-pack." Or was it "A few beers short of a Happy Meal." I don't know. Cliches are hard. *pout*
ReplyDeleteWell she learned very quickly how shady Hollywood is. Oh well go blonde your nose on some of chesticas money.
ReplyDeleteI meant blow not blonde
DeleteSkimpy I think she is blonding Chesitica's cash these days.
ReplyDeleteSince I was on IMDB I was looking at her bio that was created by anonymous and hasn't been updated in some time. It's pretty pathetic on the "trivia" side giving you her favorite make-up and the name of her lawyer(?!?!). Surprisingly she doesn't list her favorite drug dealer.
Ladies, if a dude asks for the money up front, just tell him you will give him the money and a blow job when he gets back with the coke.
ReplyDeleteWhat a shitty dealer. If he was serious about his craft, he'd never do that.
ReplyDeleteCue BP
ReplyDeleteWhat she said is actually not that rare. I see it all the time on Cops, and even on JUdge Judy- people breaking law and then trying to get help from law. I learned from Judge Judy about "clean hands".
ReplyDeleteThere was a case in Jersey a month or 2 ago where a Bait and Switch hooker and her boyfriend/pimp were robbing guys who saw the mess at the door and tried to leave. One dude went to the police who ran a bust on the place. It made a lot of the news shows and papers, because it happened in a gated retirement community. According to the guard house logs, 600 cars visited the home in the previous couple months.
ReplyDeleteIt's sad that nowadays you just can't trust drug dealers anymore. What has the world come to?
ReplyDeleteI would feel bad for her if I didn't still remember that video of her heaping drunken abuse upon McDonald's employees. Many former teenagers have worked at McDonald's, and we remember your ilk, bitch!
ReplyDeleteNot the brightest bulb on the old Christmas tree, for sure.
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