For the tenth time since Teen Mom 2 started Jenelle Evans has a new mugshot. Jenelle was arrested last night with her boyfriend and alleged future baby daddy although the jury is still out on that one. The two were screaming at each other during the middle of the afternoon because they hate each other but think it will be great for the baby. This, along with the fact they each have other kids they are not allowed to have custody with should make them parents of the year in 2014. A neighbor called the police after the couple had been screaming for several hours. Jenelle tried to tell the world that her boyfriend was just talking loudly to his mom on the phone. Uh huh. Jenelle then said the police apologized for arresting them. Uh huh. There is such a thing as a warning. I'm pretty sure they wanted to get a drug test out of them and also they were probably yelling at the police too. I'm shocked Jenelle didn't play the pregnancy card. Congratulations on your 10th arrest!! By my calculations you are two or three behind DMX for the celebrity record.
Her poor mom will probably end up with this kid too.
ReplyDeleteAnd in other news, grass is green.
ReplyDeletei am so sick of this trick. Remember work hard everyone, ppl like this depend on us!!!! welfare poster child. btw i am by no means judging ppl who need help, just ppl who dnt try n live off others.
ReplyDeleteShe probably won't need much welfare after the child is born. I guarantee it will go straight to her mother again. It would be better off.
ReplyDeleteDamn. If I'm gonna get as many mugshots as her I'm gonna have to get on the ball. I have 0 to her bazillion.
ReplyDeleteIt's like watching Locked Up from the back side
ReplyDeletetrue @pip. Its comforting to know.
ReplyDeleteThere are thousands of stories like this. Why is this person treated like a celebrity?
ReplyDeleteShe's not a celebrity so the DMX record will still stand in my book.
ReplyDeleteFirst chuckle of the morning, thanks Lotta! And, on point, too! Is this chick still on TV? I only know of her from here.
Delete@Rhysie, I think all of those teen mom shows are kaput!
DeleteNope, Teen Mom 3 was cancelled. This train wreck and Amber Portwood are still lumbering along.
Delete@ lotta was thinkin the same thing we know DMX because( his dogs bite) he has talent. We know JE because she's a drug addicted douche who was a teen mom. His record stands.
DeleteBrings a whole new meaning to what my dad preached at me...
ReplyDelete"If you're going to make the effort to do something, do it right or don't do it at all."
Brings a whole new meaning to what my dad preached at me...
ReplyDelete"If you're going to make the effort to do something, do it right or don't do it at all."
So you can get arrested now for screaming? Uh. Okay.
ReplyDeleteDisturbing the peace, or public nuisance or something along those lines
DeleteThe best thing they could do for her unborn child - if she is, in fact, pregnant - is keep her in a cell for the remainder of her pregnancy. It's the only chance that child stands of not being a crack baby. Or whatever the hell she likes to do
ReplyDeleteFor teen moms, orange is the new backdoor.
ReplyDeletethis is her 13th mugshot.
ReplyDeletei wld be mortified if i had even one.
JANELLLLLE Bawbwah is gonna be weally weally pissed off at CHU!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd she don't CARE about Keifuh!
DeleteI wonder if this mugshot will go in her baby book. "Mommy & Baby's First Mug"
ReplyDeleteI will add this story to my my mental "completely don't give a fuck" file. Why anyone cares about these teen mom people is beyond me,
ReplyDeleteI hate these teen mom bitches. All MTV has done is make these lowlife cows more money to enable their lowlife lifestyles and get famous for getting knocked up young. This little bitch should have been sterilized.
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