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The roof of my mouth has been Cap'n Crunched.
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36 comments:
Is this code for something? Did Enty put coke up his butt again?
Do we have to consult Urban Dictionary for this?
captain crunch
when you are performing oral sexual acts on a girl and solid vaginal discharge enters your mouth giving you a crunchy delight.
Wow Gina gave me sum captain crunch last nite!
Have you never eaten Cap'n Crunch and ended up with the roof of your mouth being shredded from it?
There's nothing urban about it. It just happens!
Also acceptable:
When a man leaves a cum moustache on a woman's upper lip.
I gave Frank's mother a captain crunch.
o.O Sugar!!!!!!
I'm here to help, Meanie! Everything has another, dirtier meaning!
LOL Thanks for the education!
<3
What Sadie said!
PS. Enty, Peanut Butter Panda Puffs taste the same and are better for you...
Thanks @Sugar! Was I the only one to read the name as rhyming with Vagina?
I've never eaten Cap'n Crunch, I just assumed and then Sugar comes in and my eyes are bleeding!
Googled "Cap'n Crunched" and there wasn't an urban dictionary entry, but this was the first link (written by "the Ted Bundy of rap"):
Cap'n Crunch
You know, some of you ladies talk way more filthy then me or Count or any of the other guys. And for your information Sugar, refering to a solid vaginal discharge as a crunchy delight is without a doubt the single most disgusting coment that I have ever encountered in my life. Some of you really need to apply yourselves to more ladylike behavior.
Yep, I love Cap'n Crunch, but my goodness it shreds the inside of your mouth. Annnndddd, now I want some. :(
LOLOLOL
I cannot un-think that @Sugar. So gross. LOL
You're welcome Harry!
Fuck you Harry. Women don't have to conform to your image of how a woman is *supposed* to behave. You sure as hell don't act like a gentleman around here either.
@Harry, If that is the single most disgusting comment you have ever read here, then you need to work on your reading comprehension. @2@
gross.
I think Harry is teasing/complimenting us. But then again, up until about 30 minutes ago I thought Cap'n Crunch was a delicious childhood cereal so what the fuck do I know
And did you not read my dissertation about pop rocks? Cause that wasn't very lady like either!
I don't care for Cap'n Crunch but Cocoa Krispies tear your mouth to hell.
I vomited in my mouth reading some of the replies.. All the eewwwws in the world cant sum it up. Just eww
@ethorne, Harry was sheltered :(
Harry needs to LIVE :)
Run free Harry, discover the earth! Full of wonder, and crunchy delight!
Yes Sugar I did read your dissertation on pop rocks and no it wasn't very ladylike either. Maybe someday you will see the error of your ways, though frankly I am not hopefull.
Unladylike trollops unite!!
I guess you've never really hung out with women, huh? Some women I know are raunchier than most guys. ;)
@Sugar, I don't know if you watch RHOA, but semi in the words of Kandi, do you also powder(ed sugar) your Vajayjay? Because I heard it makes it sweet.
"The roof of my mouth has been Cap'n Crunched."
And my bladder has just been Starbucked.
Doesn't everyone do that, ethorn? Although I use splenda, it keeps the vagine from getting too fat. Ain't nobody got time for an overweight vag.
OW! I hate that! All that delicious sugary crap cereal does that to me! Only the healthy stuff seems to absorb the milk and soften, cheerios, shredded mini wheats.
The smell of Capn Crunch and Kix makes me instantly nauseated. Thanks, pregnancy.
(Note: I haven't been pregnant for 20 years..)
Trollop!
@Harry.
You should b out playing a pick up football game in the park or something. Let the ladies chat please.
Getting tired whinny men.
Harry, where are you when all the misogynist shit flies? That's more offensive then the innocent banter above, ya old fart.
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