Star Magazine this week goes further than most tabloids have gone into trying to press Rob Kardashian to admit he has a son who is four years old. Normally the tabloids don't mention this aspect of the Kardashian life because they used to all want the Kardashians on their covers and wanted cooperation in Kardashian stories. With the love for Kardashian covers fading quickly the tabloids don't have to be as Kneepadish when it comes to sensitive issues and Star has decided to discuss the mystery of Rob Kardashioan's son with a Miami woman that resulted from not a one night stand but not much longer than that. There are two rumors. One is that she is a stripper and one is that she is an employee of Dash. Maybe she used to be a tripper who is now an employee. Whatever her reluctance to appear in the spotlight probably has something to do with her past and also because Kris Jenner has not figured out a way to make money off the situation. If the son was a daughter Kris would already be lining up Playboy shoots for her 18th birthday.
Audrey! Look what you did!
ReplyDeleteOMG you guys invoked the name of the family who should not be named!!!! You called it! They were next.
ReplyDeleteWait... Nicole Richie tweeted that?
ReplyDeleteThis was from 2009
DeleteDarn it you guys!
ReplyDeleteA blind about the creepy Hough siblings should be coming up.
ReplyDeleteIt puts the lotion in the basket.
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ReplyDeleteHow was your Christmas, Kristin??
DeleteFilled with wonder, the laughter of children, and little babies swaddled away in mangers. (Read: booze, a check, and a pat on the back from the 'rents for not picking up a drug habit)
DeleteAnd yours?
Lots of kiddos, 90s club dance music and several metric tonnes of chocolate.
DeleteWhat, did they totally ignore the whole no-boobs-on-the-internet accomplishment?? That oughtta be worth a Subway gift cert at LEAST
Thou shall not be rewarded for avoiding having thou tits on the Internet. - Corinthians 3:14
DeleteI figured that would be from Leviticus b/c he was always SUCH a buzz kill in the bible. Leviticus never lets anyone have any fun!
DeleteOnly the unrighteous shalt be the killer of buzzes. Unless they call thou "rugged." - Canticles of Craig 12:11
DeleteThe whole boobs-on-the-internet thing is really more of a guideline than a rule, though, right??
Delete@TTM That is between you and your god.
DeleteJudge not, lest Ye be Judge Dredd. - Psalms of Stallone 19:95
Gawd, no invoking the C! Such a buzzkill, had to use stern voice and everything!
DeleteThat came oot wrong
ReplyDeleteJack Tripper is an employee of the Kardashians? That's all I got from this jumbled mess.
ReplyDelete@Kristin I'm with you - I think Enty buried the lead on this. The fact that Nicole Richie is slamming Rob K is fascinating and I want to know the back story...
ReplyDelete+1 - maybe Enty is just letting us know something's brewing...
DeleteNext week on a very special episode of The Kardashians...
ReplyDeleteWait, that is pretty awesome of Nicole Richie if he has a son he never sees. I wonder if Nicole knows the mother (odd if she's a random in Miami though) or just has beef with Rob?
ReplyDeleteShe dated Brody Jenner, she must have some insight...
ReplyDeleteShe dated Brody Jenner, she must have some insight...
ReplyDeleteNicole seems like a bitch, but I've always respected her shade technique.
ReplyDeleteFuck me I called this on the Charlie Sheen item. I can call this and I cant pick Powerball to even win back my money invested :(
ReplyDeleteLetssee what other regular reality is above this. :(
the kartrashian strain of herpes is just going to be really insistent on giving in 2014, aren't they...
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