This former Twilight actor who is really well known kept adjusting himself repeatedly while hosting a party because he had a hole in his jeans. When asked if he wanted to go change he said no because he was hoping someone would help him do the adjusting.
Aren't all the twilight actors former?
ReplyDeleteHEY-OOO!!!
DeleteWhat a huge scandal...
ReplyDeletelautner, facinelli, pattinson.... i mean... doesnt every guy want that?
ReplyDeletePattinson is really well known but that's too easy right? Fascinelli is a well-known douche but that is easy too.
ReplyDeleteHow big was the hole?
ReplyDeleteWhat was the brand of jeans he was wearing???
ReplyDeleteIt's either RPatz or Taylor.
ReplyDeleteand? the point of the story is????
ReplyDeleteLutz
ReplyDeleteI'll help depending on who it is.
ReplyDelete@Sugar Kristin and I have been hunting down Talks Too Much today do you know where shes hiding?
ReplyDeleteDid he cut the hole himself or are they ripped accidentally? He's hoping to boink someone without taking his pants off?
ReplyDeleteFacinelli.
ReplyDeleteThe point of this story is he was a walking glory hole.
ReplyDeleteJust where was the hole? Lol he Might get the help depending...
ReplyDeleteKstew, lol
ReplyDeleteNow that I think about it I would assume he has jock itch or some other icky problem going on in his pants and would choose someone else to adjust.
ReplyDeleteAs for our dear MIA TTM, have you checked Wendy Davis's basement?
Actually that's a good idea thanx @Sugar!
ReplyDeleteThe only actor I recall hosting a party was Pattinson last year.
ReplyDeleteHe was wearing a suit at that party last year so if it is him was at a more casual private party.
ReplyDeleteHas @Kristin left the building too?
ReplyDeleteStill here. Ruminating on the logistics of the John Mayer/microphone blind.
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That would take a lot of time and effort - yikes. I can totally see it being made into a movie. I'd go see it.
DeleteTwilight actors - tick tick tick - your 15 is up.
ReplyDeleteFacinelli or Lutz the putz.
ReplyDeleteI'll vote for this pretty pretty princess who was at Sundance.
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming the hole was strategically placed in the back of his jeans and he was inviting a visitor up his dirt chute.
ReplyDeleteI think Pattinson is the only one that's "really well-known".
ReplyDeleteLutz! I just don't see Rob or Taylor being that douchey
ReplyDeletePattypanson is my guess too. He's usually scruffy in the photos, so hole in jeans would be something his style.
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