Despite being married over a decade this B list celebrity says that he only had sex with his B+list actress wife with A list name recognition a handful of times. Yeah, well it isn't like she was off with other guys but apparently he didn't figure out the whole picture for awhile.
Chris Martin and GOOP
ReplyDeleteHUH??
ReplyDeleteI don't get the last line of this BI. WTH is Enty trying to say?
I'm guessing its a reference that she prefers vag to dick.
DeleteShe's into the ladies, MM??
ReplyDeleteI thought it meant she doesn't screw @Montana. It could mean she like girls but I dont think so.
ReplyDeleteAwwww Ok, thanks @califblondy & sandybrook
ReplyDeleteAngie Harmon and Jason Seahorn
ReplyDeleteRepressed lesbian
*conservative* lesbian. I like this guess.
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ReplyDeleteWell that's sad.
ReplyDeleteKatherine Heigel and her musician husband? His he B list?
ReplyDelete@Derek Harvey - Katherine's husband was A list there for a minute or two ... he's one of the most dreamiest singers ever! Look up 'Josh Kelly You're Amazing' on You Tube if you're not familiar with him.
DeleteYa know way back before he married Angie when Jason was on the Giants ppl thought he was gay.
ReplyDeleteGoop is A list. I know everyone hates her but she is A list. I think the last line meant she prefers women also...
ReplyDeleteHank azaria Helen hunt
ReplyDeleteI took the last line to mean she was Nicole Kidman.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe he was the one being stingy with the goods! That happens!
ReplyDeleteJosh Brolin and Diane Lane
ReplyDeleteI took it to mean that she prefers women, too. Sounds like somebody whose marriage broke up, too. Aren't Jason and Angie still together? Could be Josh and Diane, if the recent gossip about her is true. Or maybe he was just his typical asshole, alcoholic, abusive self and she didn't want to sleep with him. Some gals can be picky like that.
ReplyDeleteRobin Thicke and Paula Patton. That's why the threesomes and him getting it elsewhere. She likes the lady love.
ReplyDeleteI think the sideburns made everyone think Sehorn was gay.
ReplyDeleteThey always said other players in the league hated him because he was a white cornerback. You find some white safeties, but rarely a CB. He was a tremendous athlete, got burned about an equal amount of times he made amazing plays though.
I dunno, I read this as SJP and Broderick...
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like Hilary Swank to me.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Bridget didn't really love Birney enough.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go with Richard Gere and Carey Lowell
ReplyDeleteThis one is tough, the Hunt/Azaria guess is the most interesting to me, but it probably is Harmon/Seahorn
ReplyDeleteNot Hunt/Azaria - they were only married for a nanosecond , not a decade.
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