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Blind Items Revealed

August 28, 2013

This A+ list mostly movie actress went ballistic yesterday at a restaurant during lunch when she thought she saw a waiter looking down her unbuttoned shirt. To be fair, she did have two of the very bottom buttons fastened, but the top six or so had slowly been unbuttoned as she had a few drinks. The actress jumped up and started yelling at the guy who said all he was doing was reaching down to pick up the empty glasses. The actress then said he should do that while facing his back to the table. Huh??

Reese Witherspoon

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  1. I'm accused that all the time. It's my bad eye.... uh.... yeah.

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    1. Hey Charlie. I've just made my afternoon cup of PG Tips. Couple of biscuits on the side. Am relying on you to supply the poetry.

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  2. Reese Without her spoon.

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  3. She wanted him to do the playboy bunny back dip to put the glasses on the table?! LMAOOOO

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    1. Thank you for that visual!!! Love it!

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  4. Dang! She is turning into a mean drunken thing isn't she?

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  5. Anonymous9:08 AM

    ((Rubs hands together))
    The dam has sprung a leak.

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  6. I mean the most astonishing part of that story is that Reese is an A+.

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  7. Why was she sitting next to Matthew McCoughneyhoweveryouspellit at the Golden Globes?

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  8. lol @fancy... ur eViLLe! :p

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  9. Anonymous9:27 AM

    Awwwww she used to be so cute and charming ...

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  10. @Sugar... I had the same reaction then remembered that she co-starred with Mr. Awright Awright Awright in MUD.

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  11. There's a funny awright, awright, awright bit in Jim Gaffigan Mr. Universe on Netflix :p

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  13. Oh Reese honey. Enjoy it while you can. One day you'll be complaining that no one's looking at you anymore.

    Young girls get annoyed when guys whistle and honk at them. As you get older, you get insulted when they don't.

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    1. Crila-totally not insulted. Didnt like it when i was young either. Its degrading!

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    2. Yes, I'm slowly becoming invisible. :(

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  14. @Violet: How about some John Donne? It should cross borders well for Kristin and TTM

    "Come live with me, and be my love,
    And we will some new pleasures prove
    Of golden sands, and crystal brooks,
    With silken lines, and silver hooks.

    There will the river whispering run
    Warm'd by thy eyes, more than the sun;
    And there the 'enamour'd fish will stay,
    Begging themselves they may betray.

    When thou wilt swim in that live bath,
    Each fish, which every channel hath,
    Will amorously to thee swim,
    Gladder to catch thee, than thou him.
    "

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    1. Oh I love Donne.

      Try one of my favourites Robert Frost The Road Not Taken (my copying skills on my phone leave a lot to be desired so you will have to look it up if you're at all interested).

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  15. When I worked for the moving company, one day after we were done and cleaning up the truck we found a bicycle horn. I grabbed some packing tape and taped it to the frame of the passenger side mirror. Someone dubbed it the "Cooter Horn" and every time we drove past a hot chick, we gave her a lil toot and thumbs up.

    Anyway, waiter should have just said, "I'm gay, whatever is in your shirt doesn't interest me."

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  16. What a beautiful poem, Charlie!

    "...If thou, to be so seen, be'st loth,
    By sun or moon, thou dark'nest both,
    And if myself have leave to see,
    I need not their light having thee.

    Let others freeze with angling reeds,
    And cut their legs with shells and weeds,
    Or treacherously poor fish beset,
    With strangling snare, or windowy net.

    Let coarse bold hands from slimy nest
    The bedded fish in banks out-wrest;
    Or curious traitors, sleeve-silk flies,
    Bewitch poor fishes' wand'ring eyes.

    For thee, thou need'st no such deceit,
    For thou thyself art thine own bait:
    That fish, that is not catch'd thereby,
    Alas, is wiser far than I."

    <3

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  17. That crossed borders just fine, Charlie. Mwah

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  18. @TTM... Gender: It's What's For Supper :p

    Nice to see you left room for a blah blah blah section on your blog :D

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    1. Aemish, I can't tell if that is positive or not! Either way, the tricky part was the whole blog NOT being blah blah blah, I do tend to go on

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  19. I guess she wants no one to go see her movies with her nude scenes. Note to waiter: I've seen the movie outtakes and you weren't missing much.

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  20. Lol she's becoming a good candidate for Drunk Actress.

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  21. She sucks in a Goopster sort of way.

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  22. Gosh I really do not like her...

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  23. Hmm, I bet Laura Jeanne Poon, Goop and Lena Dunham could all be great buds

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  24. Don't flatter yourself. Delusional.

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  25. I was horrified at how bad her acting was at that little skit with julia louis dryfus at golden globes. How the hell did she get an oscar??

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  26. I was horrified at how bad her acting was at that little skit with julia louis dryfus at golden globes. How the hell did she get an oscar??

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  27. blame it on the alcohol

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  28. She used to be Witherchin, now she's Withercunt but she still has that chin of doom.

    After "Freeway" and "election" the girl hasn't done anything worth watching.

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  29. Freeway was so good! Keifer too, right?

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  30. He's allowed to look. He's an American citizen and can do what he wants.

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