Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Blind Item #7

This A+ list mostly movie actress went ballistic yesterday at a restaurant during lunch when she thought she saw a waiter looking down her unbuttoned shirt. To be fair, she did have two of the very bottom buttons fastened, but the top six or so had slowly been unbuttoned as she had a few drinks. The actress jumped up and started yelling at the guy who said all he was doing was reaching down to pick up the empty glasses. The actress then said he should do that while facing his back to the table. Huh??

37 comments:

Empress of Socks said...

I don't think it's "looking down your shirt" when it's unbottoned. I think you call that "looking in the general direction of some whore with her tits out in public"

teg said...

Reese.

Simon said...

Reese Witherspoon

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Aniston?

Simon said...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2402974/Reese-Witherspoon-displays-slim-frame-high-waisted-jeans-gabs-phone--pampering-nail-salon.html

Harry Knuckles said...

Sarah Palin did something like this when she was the Governor of Alaska. She wanted to besmearch somebody so she wore really skimpy shorts to an exercise class they both attended, Sarah of course taking up position in the very front so that the guy, and everybody else for that matter, got a good eyefull every time she bent over. Then afterwards she complained loudly and publicly about the guy's leacherous behavior. Don't know how it turned out from that point.

sandybrook said...

I knew Reese as soon as ballistic was used.

Sherry said...

I knew it was Reese as soon as they mentioned drinks.

HJ said...

She wishes.

HannahBanana said...

Well, Reese isn't exactly gifted in that area sooooo she should button it up & lay off the sauce a bit.

LottaColada said...

It was meanie Reese! ; )

lazyday603 said...

Breasts = Mixed signals. "Look, look, look... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING LOOKING!!! HOW DARE YOU!!". "These are prominently displayed for that other guy to notice. Not you."

Meanie Reese said...

The peon obviously didn't know who I am! You do know who I am, people, right?

Seven of Eleven said...

I went to school with a girl who would wear tight shirts with graphics or words like "Hottie" and then get pissy when guys would look at her chest. After a while STFU is the only thing you can say.

auntliddy said...

Or when actresses show up mostly undressed to moan about how they arent taken seriously

lazyday603 said...

Kate Winslet has no problems being taken seriously for her brilliant acting while also being widely admired for her body. You can have both. The two are not mutually exclusive.

Tru Leigh said...

Drunk = Witherspoon.

Basil said...

It's woman like this that make some stupid song like Blurred Lines appear rapey. If you don't want anyone to look at your cleavage after undoing a couple of buttons to make sure they are seen, then wear a sweater.

Cookies said...

Like my sister-in-law after her "D" boob job, would go to her mailbox in a bikini top and complain the neighbors were perverts who stared at her chest. Nor sure if she requested mail retrieval facing backwards.

Cookies said...

Like my sister-in-law after her "D" boob job, would go to her mailbox in a bikini top and complain the neighbors were perverts who stared at her chest. Nor sure if she requested mail retrieval facing backwards.

Sugar said...

Hey - O!!!!!! Good one, Sherry.

I don't care what y'all say, I still love her.. ..

Sugar said...

Hey - O!!!!!! Good one, Sherry.

I don't care what y'all say, I still love her.. ..

Tempestuous Grape said...
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Tempestuous Grape said...

Oops!

Sherry said...

I had a friend who did the same thing. She had bleached blonde hair, huge boobs and word provocative dress. Then she was surprised by the cat calls. Really? Are you kidding me?

Its just U said...

Speaking as a woman who is very well endowed, and proud as fuck of my pachongas, we always know when they are being looked at.
If a woman is wearing an unbuttoned top she wants them to be looked at. If we have gone to all the trouble and effort of dressing them for display then we expect them to be looked at.
I'd be offended if they weren't!

IamFabulousBitches said...

+1

Lila said...

Reese is the worst dresser in Hollywood.

Renoblondee said...

Reese was the only name that popped into my mind too. Boobies!

skimpymist said...

I wish vince vaughn was in that room. He would've put her in her place.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

If she sad she was in America, thennit was Drunk Greasy Reesey.

popjjc said...

Citation please elsewise its just another poltical smear that both sides spread.

KittyKatMeow said...

Reese is not a good drinker...

Cee Kay said...

The difference is that Kate Winslet is an actor who also happens to be a hot woman. Most of them are just hot women who think they can act.

NaughtyNurse said...

Yep, gotta be Reese out for her usual liquid lunch with the gals!

Marti said...

LOL!

Hegg said...

Has to be Reese.