August 4, 2013
This B list actress with the great voice and some of the best supporting roles ever usually plays sexy. Well, always sexy, even if she is playing a mom to a college student. Anyway, not too long ago she entered the dating pool after a long absence and she was having phone sex with a guy she had just started dating and she could hear him watching a movie that sounded familiar. It turns out he was watching one of her movies but he seemed to get more excited when a different actress was on screen. She asked him and he said he was more turned on by the other actress, but she was great too, but he was wondering if she could introduce him to the other actress. Our actress hung up.
Jennifer Coolidge/Shannon Elizabeth
Not cool dude.
ReplyDeleteShe's sexy? It's like trying to stuff toothpaste back into a tube.
ReplyDeleteOr a sausage, with a bad blonde weave, that's split.
ReplyDeleteSorry, but B list? B?????
ReplyDeleteWow, somebody got a little worked up in the comments on the original. I hope she's feeling better now.
ReplyDeleteBlargh, what a dog. That is the shadiest thing ever. Way to go Jennifer for showing him the door. Bend & Snap!
ReplyDeleteDude. If you're going to watch another woman on video while you're doing phone sex, HIT THE GODDAMNED MUTE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt isn't that hard.
Right??? What an ass!
DeleteShe's hotter than Shannon Elizabeth, as far as I am concerned.
ReplyDeleteI read a fan review of being on the set of two broke girls in the audience. Apparently every time Jennifer hits the set the audience goes nuts. EVERY TIME. No matter how many times she does or how long the taping goes. She also is bad at remembering her lines and they have to do them over and over again.
ReplyDeleteYou just can't top being Stifler's mom.
who can blame her…what a jerk
ReplyDeleteIt sucks to have such a recognizable voice, but one should still use a fake name on the internet for that kind of thing at first if you are famous
ReplyDeleteShe's awesome. @Rach - she works it. we would all be so lucky to have what she's got and work it like she does. People here always dogging the girl with the low self esteem but when you have a woman like her who exudes confidence, you knock her. Not cool.
ReplyDeleteI love her and think she's gorgeous but not B list.
ReplyDelete@Alice Aahh back in the day Rach had a fan club who thought she was the major troll on this board which is why she is Rach now (to shut that person up)
ReplyDeleteHonestly for her age Jennifer is hot but Shannon did that scene in American Pie and she is about 20 years younger and had a great body back then.
ReplyDeleteI have always loved her. She is so funny. Girl you can do better and I'm glad you noticed.
ReplyDelete"We have so much in common … we both love soup"
ReplyDeleteJennifer Coolidge > Shannon Elizabeth. Always.
Love her! I hope to run into her one day when I'm back home in NOLA. She seems like she would be fun to hang out with.
ReplyDeleteI'd take Stifler's mom over Shannon Elizabeth.
ReplyDelete@T1 Me too
DeleteRach? She took Pootie Tang's belt!!! And we all should know how Pootie is with the ladies.
ReplyDelete@chopchop I was just gonna say that very thing. Love it.
ReplyDeleteShe's fabulous, the guy's an idiot. The End.
ReplyDeleteJennifer Coolidge is beautiful, funny and much more interesting than Shannon Elizabeth could ever be.
ReplyDeleteSome people are so dumb.
ReplyDeleteHell, yeah, Jennifer Coolidge is B list!! She is super talented, funny, and beautiful.
ReplyDeleteShannon Elizabeth seems to be a raving bitch (anyone else see her What Not to Wear episode?). Why anyone would choose her, no matter how good looking she is, over Jennifer Coolidge is beyond me.
ReplyDeleteI hope she was using her Sophie voice for the phone sex.
ReplyDeleteLucas, you continue to be my favorite commenter here!
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