August 8, 2013
This A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee had a hooker over to his house and had sex with her while she was wearing his ex-wife's wedding dress. It gets better. He was watching their wedding video while having sex.
Sean Penn
That aint kink, that is damage.
ReplyDeleteKeep it classy!
ReplyDeleteCreepy... Yet I would take it as a compliment if my ex did this.
ReplyDeleteBawhahahahahaha!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou have to wonder why Robyn stayed with him for so long ...
I wonder which ex-wife?
ReplyDeleteI was just going to ask that. God in Heaven, please don't let him have been watching "Desperately Seeking Susan."
DeleteWhich ex-wife? Madonna or Robin Wright? The Wedding dress could have been from Madge's early days.
ReplyDeleteRun Charlize Run!
ReplyDeleteLike Count said, he's hurtin'.
ReplyDeleteMadonna or Robin? Hmmmm....
ReplyDeleteHow sweet. Romance isn't dead.
ReplyDeletekelli_girl, probably depends on what the hooker looked like/could fit into
lmao
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ReplyDeleteAnd Charlize is really dating him? Gosh...I thought she was smarter than this...
ReplyDeleteNice avi @Harry who bailed you out? :)
ReplyDeleteI doubt that Sean Penn has Madonna's wedding dress after all these years. If this was in the home that he shared with Robin Wright, it makes sense that she would have left it there. Why would she want to keep it?
ReplyDeleteBut wedding videos are usually so dull - the vows, the bad dad dancing, a bit of cake cutting. Not usually much to get off on.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking it was Madonna's gown from the Like A Virgin VMA performance. I wonder if he made her roll around on the floor too.
ReplyDelete*sigh* Why Charlize? Why? I hope it's all some PR stunt rather than legit anything.
ReplyDeleteViolet, he probably was just watching it to get off on his younger looking self.
ReplyDeleteBut still - the dated clothes and hairstyles, the drunken relatives, the people you hated but had to invite. I'm not sure that the lure of my younger self is enough...
DeleteNo way would Madonna leave a piece that valuable for Sean to jizz on
ReplyDeletesince when does the husband keep the weeding dress of his ex-wife?
ReplyDeleteThat must've been some seriously angry sex. I don't think he did it because he is hurtin', I think it was more of the "Take that, b**ch!".
ReplyDeleteHe is romantic that way.
I just don't understand why Charlize is spending time with this idiot when she could be all loved up with Keanu. Maybe she's put off by the woman who Keanu's secretly married to but doesn't know ... she doesn't want that baggage?
ReplyDeleteWhich ex?
ReplyDeleteI think you need to give up on the Charlize/Keanu thing, Kiwi
ReplyDeleteViolet, could have been the Like a Virgin dress Madonna wore, she probably had a bunch of those for concerts.
I also was wondering why he'd have her gown.
ReplyDeleteFor once, I totally agree with the count
ReplyDeleteI agree with FrenchGirl and others. Why would he have the dress?
ReplyDeletewhy is keanu seen as such a catch? wasn't he the reveal for blind about the guy with thermonuclear body odor who Robin Penn Wright tried to date?
ReplyDeletewhy is keanu seen as such a catch? wasn't he the reveal for blind about the guy with thermonuclear body odor who Robin Penn Wright tried to date?
ReplyDeleteand this also strikes me as pretty creative--wonder if his ex found out and whether she was touched?
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ReplyDeleteHe has clearly come to grips with his divorce.
ReplyDeleteSo much for the code of discretion of hookerdom. That agency can expect no repeat business.
ReplyDeleteGood point runswithscissors. And I'll just add "Take that, bitch" sex can be a lot of fun.
ReplyDeleteI find it interesting that the two straight men who post here think he's still hurting. Very telling.
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, who leaves their wedding gown behind? In fact I would suspect Robin kept the house since she had the kids so would he actually move that to his new pad?
Yeah someone ain't doing well after the divorce and it's not Robin.
Thanks for the compliment on my avi sandy.
ReplyDeleteAnd no bail.
I wasn't in jail.
The girl is 23
and a sweet piece of tail.
Oh snap @Meanie, good point!
ReplyDeleteYet another quagmire. Doing sexual things with other women whilst watching/ engaging your wife/ex.
ReplyDeleteDon't know what to think about this.
And AGAIN with the talkative/judgemental sex workers. Wasn't there a time when they were discreet?
ReplyDeleteThese women need to stay in their lane. U r a sex worker, not a girlfriend or SO. Only open your mouth to insert a penis.
Perhaps this is a good thing. If his keep talking maybe their worth as sexual confidantes will decline. Men will start to feel like they may as well stay home cause all women run their mouths. Lol
Meh. Hookers have always talked within their own circles. These days those circles end up on the internet.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't have to be the hooker who talked. Household staff always know everything.
It has to be Vadge's! She would have left her dress behind because it wasn't that great and their wedding would have been taped on VHS.
ReplyDelete"Here comes the briiide.. An asshole far and wiiiide...."
ReplyDeletewhat's wrong enty cant you come up with anything that has'nt been written(made up) before.
ReplyDeleteNope. Not buying it.
ReplyDeleteCant believe Robin Wright was married to him for so long. I feel sorry for her.
ReplyDeleteIf you were married to Penn and divorced ----
ReplyDeleteWould YOU keep that dress??????
?????
ReplyDeleteIs he insane? Who the fuck does that?
Am I the only one who thinks she was wearing Madonna's Like a Virgin dress?
ReplyDeleteI do believe his still hurting. And I do think that Robin Wright had no interest in keeping the dress. She must have left it in the Marin house when she moved back to L.A. and probably he took it before someone sent it to charity. He didn't get over the divorce and probably never will.
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