August 1, 2013
This A+ list model and current A list celebrity was sloppy drunk the other night and was letting any male or female who engaged her in conversation to touch her breasts. Apparently someone earlier in the day had said they were fake and all night she wanted to prove they were real. No one complained. This will be revealed.
Cara Delevingne
I gotta find parties like this.
ReplyDeleteI had a friend who would get drunk and have us girls feel her implants. Haven't seen her in a couple of years but I'm sure she is still around ;)
DeleteAfter reading a million blinds about this one, I'd say she's going to crash and burn early in life.
ReplyDeleteI had to Google her and after seeing pictures who would believe she a a boob job? Probably an excuse for some action that night.
ReplyDeleteShe's in kate moss territory. This is not going to end well.
ReplyDeleteLike @only says she has no tits.
ReplyDeleteHer eyebrows scare the fuck out of me.
ReplyDeleteThis girl is a wreck but I love her and her giant eyebrows.
ReplyDeleteWho would have trouble believing her breasts are real?
ReplyDeleteShe's flat as a board. What were people feeling?
ReplyDeleteboob job? she has an A cup breast!
ReplyDeleteLord those are some face caterpillars aren't they? It's like you could almost comb those brows into the hairline.
ReplyDeleteI love her eyebrows! They're very unique, without looking like a train wreck. I'm assuming people just said she had a boob job, so they'd be allowed to touch them to find out. If you look at any picture of her, it's obvious she hasn't had work done on her tatas.
ReplyDeleteThings got really out of hand when someone accused her of having a fake vagina.
ReplyDeleteConsidering she's partying with Rihanna, yeah I'd say she might crash pretty hard.
ReplyDeleteLOL @Barton! Was it thus proven there was no hymen rejuv surgery for Miss Delvigne?
ReplyDeleteDelevigne's eyebrows are fantastic. I much prefer them to Lily Collins' who is a slip of an eyebrow pencil away from a monobrow.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a regular night to me. People can't help themselves. Mine are very real and very much the opposite of Cara's.
ReplyDeleteCount, you should hang out with my friends. We've been known to feel the boobies after a few bottles of wine!
ReplyDeleteshe's kind of cute, but she's just a fuck up
ReplyDeleteSomeone thought her bee stings were fake? Wha...?
ReplyDeletePerhaps this was meant to be typed as "Kate Upton"? She fits - previous blinds have her as a drunk (contributed to demise of Verlander relationship), and no way Cara is A-list celeb.
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting for fashion to revive the Frida Kahlo look this season. Stop the waxing ladies and embrace the mono.
ReplyDeleteA list?? Just what the heck qualifies a model as A list? This chick looks like a tall teenage boy.
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