Thursday, August 01, 2013

Blind Item #5

This A+ list model and current A list celebrity was sloppy drunk the other night and was letting any male or female who engaged her in conversation to touch her breasts. Apparently someone earlier in the day had said they were fake and all night she wanted to prove they were real. No one complained. This will be revealed.

37 comments:

a non a miss said...

Kate Upton

caseynoel said...

Kate Upton.

auntliddy said...

Ewwwwwww strangers touching. Hope their hands were clean.

Pink Picklegoo said...

I don't get Kate upton's appeal so whatever.

Count Jerkula said...

Relax Aunt Liddy, it was only her boobs. It aint like there was an exchange of bodily fluids.

Auriane said...
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Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

I thoroughly approve of this.

Renoblondee said...

Kate

Ruby Soho said...

I was at a club once, and some girl kept walking up to random people and doing the same thing, only hers were fake.
Fake boobs feel very strange...

Auriane said...

Emily ratajkowsi because she has amazing boobs.
Kate upton's boobs are too saggy for anyone to think they're fake.

Ruby Soho said...

Oh, and Upton is my guess, too

Jack Bauer said...

I'm going with Tyra Banks.

SueRH said...

Heidi.

discoflux said...

Totally Heidi Klum.

sandybrook said...

Kate isn't old enuff to drink yet so that dancer shes with gets her drunk and she cant handle the stuff. As an aside, Kate is from where I live and ppl have wondered who she dated when here becuz no one is aware of anyone and no one is bragging.

Seachica said...

Kate Upton. I don't know of another model who is big enough to be accused of them being fake.

MissMatador said...

Tyra

lazyday603 said...

Reminds me of this scene from The Sweetest Thing

Its just U said...

Gotta be Tyra. She was at something recently with her boobs all pushed up and out of the front of her dress.
Happens to me all the time. Nobody believes mine are real. Especially in my corsets. I get groped by women more than men though, which is nice.

parissucksliterally said...

Kate "Udders" Upton.

hothotheat said...

Kate's appeal is that she's a model that is "real" shaped, not the skinny body type like most of them. She's nothing special looks wise but I want to like her for being like the rest of us.

That said I do think she's a tad dumb.

nudibelle said...

kate
and she has great boobs and a great face

but she has a spongebob body once you hit the waistline

Sean said...

I have seen Kate in person. There is absolutely no doubt they are real. They are very bouncy. VERY.

califblondy said...

Tyra had a sonogram on her talk show (remember when she had a show?) to prove hers were real. I think it's Kate. I don't know why she's a big deal.

Count Jerkula said...

It aint about someone thinking her tits were fake, it is about someone thinking she was dumb enough to let them feel her up if they said they didn't believe it. They were right and the rest of the party benefitted from one perv's move.

8=====D - RememberKermitGosnell said...

I wish I had been there.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@Sean - Bouncy you say?

auntliddy said...

Even so....... You dont know where those hands have been. I stand by my ewwwwwww.

warmislandsun said...

Tyra isn't a fun drunk, she's a mean, bossy drunk - so not her. Although, she does like being the end all be all of the party, so she might have done this 15 years ago.

Poor Kate, I hope no one tricks her that easily into being the group grope.

Hegg said...

Sofia Vergara

mistang said...

I like the Emily Ratajkowsi guess. With her topless all over Robin Thicke's video, her boobs are getting some attention. Some have said they are fake and she was very defensive about it and posted a pic of herself at 14 with the same boobs.

Count Jerkula said...

She posted a pic of her boobs at 14? Aint that illegal?

NaughtyNurse said...

It's gotta be Kate. And maybe she just enjoyed being felt up by everyone in the bar. No shame in that!

katydactyl said...

She just turned 21 recently, I think?

FlirtyChick74 said...

Tyra - she's breast obsessed.

mistang said...

Oh sorry, Count, didn't mean to get you excited. She was in a bikini.

https://twitter.com/realemrata/status/289577960200105985/photo/1

Count Jerkula said...

@mistang: Holy jailbait, BatMan! I wouldn't havethought that was only 14.

she don't look much different now