Friday, January 31, 2014

Kardashian Free February

Tomorrow is February 1st. This will be the third annual Kardashian Free February on the site and if you are on Twitter I encourage you to follow the example and also hashtag posts with #KFF. If your life revolves around the existence of the family then you will be out of luck for the next 28 days. Beginning tomorrow there will be no use by me of the following words, phrases or names:

Kardashian
Jenner
West
Odom
Disick
Yeezus
Which of the Kardashian/Jenner men would make the best looking woman?
If you are going to make the most boring celebrity sex tape on the planet who would you pick other than Kim Kardashian?
Have any of the Kardashians ever gone into a Sears store when not paid to do so?
Will Robert Kardashian ever sell a pair of socks?
Is it a really bad thing to be living out of your car if your car costs more than some people's homes?
When Kanye and Kim break up will she run to 50 Cent?
Who would fill up E!'s programming if Ray J had dated someone else?
How many of the Kardashian women do you think Joe Francis has had sex with?
Will Bruce Jenner make a sex tape? As a man or woman? Would you watch it?






51 comments:

  1. Can't wait! I only wish February were a longer month now.

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  2. YAY!! And you better keep your word too.

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  3. Doesnt matter to me, i just skip the stuff not interested in anyway. Glad it makes everyine else so happy tho:).

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  4. Wait, you didn't include Kanye in the list, only Yeezus. #soconfused

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  5. Kanye is a separate person!!

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  6. I remember last year that there were still blind items about them, even though their names weren't mentioned. Does anyone else recall this?

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  7. Yeah, Kanye has many dealings other than with that family. Plus he's a powderkeg.

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  8. And dont forget North, aka Nori. To not mention her that is. And i totally think K's shop sears all the time. Just saw Kris getting snowtires the other day, while Bruce browsed the tools.

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  9. How many Kardashian women has Joe Francis had sex with?!? Can you catch an STD just from reading that question? I think it may take me all of February just to get over reading it.

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  10. Please include beibwhore lolhan sheen Tweeners and pretty much any turds in that category ty :)

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  11. Aw! You guys! You're breaking my heart!! </3

    Bahahahahahahaaa!!!! This is gonna be fanfuckingtastic to not have to see these...these beings!!!!!

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  12. 1. Khloe
    2. Goop
    3. No. Durr.
    4. See previous answer
    5. Stoopid question
    6. No. It’s time for an athlete
    7. Don’t know, don’t care. Don’t watch E!
    8. Just Kim and PMK
    9. No. No. No.

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    1. @FSP you aced the pop quiz

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    2. @Lotta- thanks! but i cheated

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  13. So if Adam West does something awesome (or passes away), this site wouldn't say anything. :(

    Don't make me think about a porn starring the father (or however is his/her title now).

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  14. Adam West is amazing, and if you are speaking of the soft core movie Lady Chatterly's Lover starring him, also awesome. They wouldn't leave him oot, no way

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  15. Don't forget Kimye. Also, why does Entry even bother to do the KFF when he constantly talks about them the remaining 11 months of the year? He still keeps them relevant.

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  16. @Karen I remember well and we all knew it ws about them too. And bitched and still got them.

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  17. Love the pic! Thanks Enty but like auntliddy I just don't read whatever doesn't interest me. Carry on.

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  18. Kneepads would sell their souls for just a hint of a Nori BI (or a Nori nanny BI).

    I saw a pic of Blue Ivy with Bey backstage at a concert. I was a student teacher throughout college, including a nanny stint. Kids are so very honest, it's amazing how much you can glean from a simple, honest conversation with them.

    My first thought was, imagine being Nori's nanny for a day once she can talk.

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    1. @Seven, true, but kids also have a way of assuming that whatever they experience is the norm.

      Two dads? Sure, doesn't everybody have that?

      Single Mom? Wait, you have TWO parents? What do you need two for?

      See your Mom a couple of times a month, just to have pictures taken, and then get to spend time with the nanny you actually like much better? Just business as usual. From North's point of view, at least.

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    2. So true.. I grew up thinking everyone's parents hated each other and had sex w. Everyone else. You are a product of your environment.

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  19. And then Tweener free March???? PLEASE

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  20. Doesn't really bother me, the Houswives ones do though.

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    1. @Reno, I agree. I just skip the Housewives ones.

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  21. Am I the only person who doesn't want KFF? Don't get me wrong I HATE them, but Enty is the only person who reports on them honestly. It's going to be a month of nothing but PMK/Kneepads coverage.

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    1. Maybe k expose feb. Expose all their stuff in Feb instead of banning them. Make Feb guilty pleasure month.

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  22. Please add the housewives to KFF. Thanks.

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  23. Which Kard man would be the best looking woman? Kanye, hands down Robero's Tisci's pants of course.
    The most boring sex tape in the world would be one made by Khloe. I can't even imagine her naked, kinda like the way Blanch Deveraux thought about Nixon.
    Kurds going into Sears without pay--ok, I'm with them here. After trying to do Xmas shopping at my local Sears last month I'm never even walking into a Sears agiain unless I'm paid $3,000 a minute.
    Bob Kard could maybe try selling his socks to the Weather Channel--I'm sure they probably lost a lot of their wind socks down in Atlanta. Worth checking out.
    Khloe in her kar? Must be a damn big kar, like a VW van or something.
    Would Kim run to 50 after Kanye dumps her? Hell no! With Jay-Z being right there so close to Yeezus? Beyoncé watch out!
    Who'd be on E if Ray-J had dated someone else? Pam Anderson.
    I can not and will not imagine Joe Francis naked.
    Bruce should make a sex tape after he transitions over into glorious womanhood, and he should make it with Alexis Arquette. They could send it to Vladimir Putin as a way to protest Putins homophobia.
    Now, back to my breakfast. :-)

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  24. @sugarbread THIS.

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  25. What Miss Kitty said, except Bruce will make his sex tape with Derek Hough after he joins Dancing with the Stars. They will leak it in an attempt to get more votes than Paula Abdul in the finale.

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  26. Please do add the housewives and any stupid reality show for that matter. Oh wait, there goes half the posts.

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  27. Nah, Adam West wouldn't be off-limits here. Fun Fact that is totally true and not made up in any way: His name is actually Adam We!

    Nobody messes with Adam We.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a51RghZvYk

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  28. Exactly, Sugarbread. No interest here in any Real Housewives, except for real housewives : P

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  29. I hope the other enties are reading this item and agree.

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  30. I don't mind the Bruce Jenner photos, but understand he has to be lumped in with them all.

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  31. How about March for Lohan and April for Parasite and May for Fishstick, etc.......

    LOLOL

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  32. Promises, promises.
    (You LOVE them.)

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  33. Yay! Snoopy dance!
    The first to break this should get a bad case of the runs.

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  34. KFF shouldn't be the shortest month. I vote we move it to a 31 day month or even twice a year!

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  35. It's going to be really weird on here if Bruce makes an official statement about gender change and no one can mention it. Otherwise good riddance!

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  36. KFF is a bummer for me ... The KHoles are in decline and they know it and are reacting accordingly. These "people" aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. The public is becoming sick to death of their oveexposure and their fakeness and their stunts so what do these brain surgeons do? They stage a fake beatdown of a "racist" by Kanye Boom Boom West. There's gonna be more of thisg gold to come and thanks to KKF we can't talk about it. I'm very sad.

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  37. Don't worry @Harry! This long descent into has been territory will continue for a while, with escalating stunt queen behaviour. I predict it should be most exciting in July (slow news month, lots of chances for swimsuit stupidity) so we'll just have delayed schadenfreude!

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  38. Poor Kanya is crying into his Louis Vuitton cereal that he's now counted as a Kardashian. Hehe.

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  39. Oh and Kim's not crying at all per that photo, because the botox etc is making it impossible.

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  40. Bravo! My only regret is that February is so short.

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  41. If KFF means we will be getting weak blinds like the ones later today then I've changed my mind- bring on the Kartrashians.

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