Saturday, February 08, 2014
Blind Item #6
This B- list mostly television actress with a movie or two lately who is an offspring is set to hit it really really big in the next year if she can keep it together. This was someone who had a sober companion at 15 and despite being of legal age is drug tested by her parents frequently. She has recently been spotted drinking and people were wondering if this was going to be a monumental crash for her. She has a tough time doing anything without people noticing. You might not know who she is but a lot of people here have watched her grow up and tell her parents.
Dakota Johnson had some trouble in her teenage years, non?
ReplyDeleteThat Dakota Johnson girl? Isn't she doing that 50. Shades crap?
ReplyDeleteA lot of people here have watched her grow up and tell her parents? Who has the phone numbers for Melanie, Don, or Antonia so they can tattle on Dakota? 'Fess up, folks.
ReplyDelete@seven Antionia? Lmao
DeleteLOL @ Dragon! Um, I blame autocorrect! Yeah, that's it!
DeleteMight be an alter ego...never know about some of those ppl!
DeleteI read a few posts over that we're all Enty, @7. So we probably all have the phone numbers. Even me, unbeknownst even to myself.
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I find it hard to believe Melanie Griffith or Don Johnson is administering drug tests. Drug runs but not drug tests.
ReplyDeleteNot Rashida Jones, I hope!
ReplyDeleteCould also be Emma Roberts
ReplyDeleteSosie Bacon has 4 episodes of her mom's show and one movie. Doesn't fit perfectly. Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman have one daughter who acts. These are the type of parents I'm thinking fit but not sure.
ReplyDeleteThe only one I could think of is Dakota Johnson, but as noted, I can't see Melanie or Don doing drug tests, but stranger things have happened.
ReplyDelete"is an offspring"...
ReplyDeleteI totally know who this is. I can't believe you guys didn't notice that reveal. There is only ONE actress in the world who is an offspring! JC, I cannot believe I had to spell it out for you.
Offspring, and Jebus. Both totally overrated.
DeleteKym, I was mistaken for you. I found this offensive, as I only care about popular opinion, and nobody likes you atm. I hope we're all good though?
DeleteWasn't there another blind about a person who had to hide her drug use from her family during the holidays and was glad to be back on set? She and her costar are using lots of coke?
ReplyDeleteThe popular guess was Dakota Johnson and the 50 shades guy.
So maybe her family does monitor her drug use.
If it is Dakota Johnson, her keeping her act together isn't going to make 50 Shades a success.
ReplyDeleteIt will be the nudity & only that!
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ReplyDelete50 Shades is going to suck so hard.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, Dakota is sorta all over the place right now. This could be her.
Maybe Don, Melanie and Antonia (LOL) are better parents than we think.
Hi Teresa! Are you happy to see me? Hey! Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in your name, it spells Reseat Caner? Clever!
ReplyDeleteOT ALERT: Ladies and gents: book club tomorrow at 6:30 pm MT on lamest reveal, book is The Quiet Game, peeps are Hammer Girl, keeshlo, Meuxelle, Renoblondee, teresa crane, feraltart, Kristin. Hopefully new members include Seven, sandybrook, and whoever else wants to come! Much wine!
ReplyDeleteDakota.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure if her parents were better she wouldn't have had the need for a sonar companion at 15, but her parents are much older now and haven't had any huge scandals lately. I can totally see them trying to protect them from the demons they had to face. Not that working in Hollywood is going to help her, but if she's going to...
My parents were shitty alcoholics, got older and wiser, and when my brother became an alcoholic my parents were there every step of the way.
I don't know what makes this post so comment laden as yet, but with any luck it's the 'sonar companion' typo. I *hate* those - always talking you and beeping at _everything_
DeleteHehehe.
If this is Dakota, her drinking is no secret. Sweet and lovely girl, but party animal who enjoyed hanging out w/her fellow castmates and locals when she filmed Need For Speed last summer.
ReplyDeleteIs it CHRISTMAS? I'll be there, TTM! I hope sandy is there, too! Getting slightly worried Even though she said she's fine... I don't know... I still think she might be beating herself up for telling me to kill myself yesterday. Will you guys offer some words of encouragement? I know it'll mean a lot! xoxo
ReplyDeleteNo Kardashians or Jenners has this problem!! Their such a inserational family!
ReplyDeleteYaaaaaay
ReplyDeleteBut how are we going to have wine if it's on the internet? Color me confused!
ReplyDelete@Allis, I'd love to have a sonar companion. Maybe they would keep me from walking into walls when it is dark. lol.
ReplyDeleteHehe -
DeleteSONAR COMPANION JEST No. 01
Moar pls.
Sorry I was gone for a few. Just watched the Good Will Hunting scene where Matt Damon breaks down in his therapist's (Robin Williams) office. Sobbing!
ReplyDeleteTTM, can I bring Derek and Count?
ReplyDelete"You might not know who she is" makes me think it's not Dakota. Maybe one of Segwick/Bacon kids - although I hope not.
ReplyDeleteTTM, I have the perfect book for tomorrow night! I know you've already planned something, but I really think you might like my idea!
ReplyDeleteI'm already picking out my outfit!
ReplyDeleteI think I'll make my famous green chile roll-ups!
ReplyDeleteMelanie is a huge enabler, she has been buying Dakota's smokes forever, and not sure if Don even knows what the girl looks like these days.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm also going to have to make some of my famous bean dip.
ReplyDeleteDon't tell anyone, but the secret ingredient is beans...
ReplyDeleteOops--looks like I spilled the beans!!! Lololololol!
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ReplyDeleteSorry you weren't invited aemish, but I'll bring you as my +1! xoxo
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it was just an oversight, anyway.
ReplyDeleteTTM will be here any minute now to apologize for leaving you out!
ReplyDelete{{{{hugs Kym}}}}}}
ReplyDeleteCliques aren't tolerated here at CDAN!
ReplyDeleteQ: What's with this canopener b'ness?
ReplyDeleteHey aemish. I posted a few times aboot a book club; this week we were gonna try going over The Quiet Game by Greg Iles. However, I can't see going ahead with the current troll infestation. Seriously. I'm just gonna say thanks to Hammer Girl for suggesting the book and author, I gotta cool new back catalogue to read; I hope everyone else dug it too.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you liked it.
DeleteI go MIA for a week or two and come back to an asylum. WTF?
TTM, I just finished Where'd You Go, Bernadette? Loved it!!
DeleteI will try Quiet Games next...
I did get turned onto Margaret Atwood from this site, but dubious about book clubs because I'm a bibliophile and literary snob. Oprah's book club turned me off. So much crap.
DeleteI was in a bookgroup and our rule was No Oprah Books. Ugh.
DeleteDang you guys are seriously cool. I would be happy to invest in a literature adventure. Thanks, TTM! *mmmmwah! :p
ReplyDeleteOrdering The Quiet Game on Amazon now :o)
Ordered and awaiting.
ReplyDeleteI have to say though, I usually never read novels. I'm more of an alternative history buff. What am I in for here>
If I did have to read novelty though, let it be Kurt Vonnegut :p
ReplyDeletehttps://pantherfile.uwm.edu/jenor/ADS/HarpersMagazine-2009-06-0082535.pdf
See, aemish? We don't exclude people here! It's a shame that the trolls have to ruin it for everyone, but I'm sure there will be a next time! xoxo
ReplyDeleteThis site fascinates me. It's a microcosm. There is elitism, bullying and a pecking order and the "cool" kids, who mostly tend to be bored, overweight housewives who live vicariously on this site. I wonder with kids, how they find the time. I just accept everyone, and if they're a cunt, I just sit back & watch. Innerestin
DeleteRach, im trying to decide if im the cool kid, the elitist or the overweight housewife. That was a tad judgey of you.
DeleteSorry Aunty : you are a nice person, not cliquey at all. You along w Sherry & others are genuinely nice, accepting people.
DeleteHey, Kym... {{{{hugs}}}} you okay?
ReplyDeleteha, Hammer_Girl you have no idea! all day we have the pseudo kardashian invasion PLeaSe HeLP!
ReplyDeleteI'm okay, aemish. It's a little hard to watch a few miserable people try ruin everything for others. Big hugs to you!
ReplyDeleteRiiight.. *eyebrow*
ReplyDeletexoxo
Lubu!
I heart you x infinity!
ReplyDeletelol uh huh.. xxoo back atcha babe ;)
ReplyDeleteGet to know me! I'm not so easy on the eyes at first, but I'll grow on you! <3
ReplyDeleteWuchu tawkin bout, Willis? I love you already
ReplyDelete@aemish Anna nah nah /aka /can opener is mentally ill. Avoid at all costs.
ReplyDelete@TTM thx for the invite but after my friends get back from Orlando tomorrow we will be out for dinner and hopefully a Kate Upton sighting (shes home which is here.) For the future consider inviting JSierra I think she would enjoy being part of your group--I think she likes to read good books.
Aemish, you do know that I was talking about the troll infestation meaning Miss Kym Possible Canopener, right?
ReplyDeleteNo worries sandy, have a great time.
ReplyDeleteI know I've mentioned this a few times: ANYBODY and EVERYBODY is totally welcome to join. We would LOVE to have as many people as possible.
I doubt very much it's going to happen.
Haha! That's a good one! I'll have to get you guys! xoxoxo.
ReplyDeleteMaybe lovelyloie can also be a part of your group @TTM. she is going to read Quiet Games. Y'all actually got me reading this week after I was lurking during the game last week. I have sooo many books Ive never read in my house so I started Firestarter. Never read the book saw the movie. I'm gonna try to start to read more books now that I have extra time.
ReplyDeleteaaggh.. I always have an affinity for the underdog
ReplyDeletelove everybody <3
Aemish : you're a bonafide sweetie.
Deletewhat the heck! I ordered your book you beeyoch! :p
ReplyDeleteAemish! Did you just call me a beeyoch?? How can you possibly have not noticed the Kym is a troll???
ReplyDeleteIt's all in fun, aemish--just a running gag we have!
ReplyDeleteAemish they will eventually discuss it when things calm down--full moon is up ahead on Valentines Day night no less, maybe after that things will settle down here.
ReplyDeleteC'mon TTM, aemish might start to believe you're serious! Lol!
ReplyDeleteI know, ok, I do !
ReplyDeleteI'm reaching on a different level ha at least I hope! :p
Oh good God, back out, not had enough to drink. See you Sunday!
ReplyDeleteGet your ass back here Sanday
ReplyDeleteBe careful with the alcohol, sandy. I know you never really mean it, but you can get a little scary when you've had too much. kisses!
ReplyDeleteTake Me On!
ReplyDeletewww.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914&feature=kp
Aha! I knew we were kindred spirits!
ReplyDelete:p Love to hate you, sweet pea
ReplyDeleteaagghh!
please don't be a troll! luv u!
ReplyDeleteTo love me is to hate me is to love me, etc., etc., etc.... I'm only as much of a troll as you choose to think I am!!
ReplyDeleteWhatever you decide, I'll always cherish the time we've spent together, and have fondness in my heart for you.
ReplyDelete@TTM <3
ReplyDelete@TTM: that goes double for me.
ReplyDeleteDon't you remember pix of Dakota at 15 smoking cigs with dear old Mom?
ReplyDeleteSorry, Naomi, this thread is closed. Come back tomorrow morning and have coffee with Khloe and Rob!
ReplyDeleteYeah I love reading! I think I'm too late this time around, but I will def stop by so I can join in in the future. I always wanted to join a book club, but the older ladies don't want me and kids my age don't read anything longer than a status update.
ReplyDeleteOT but I found an interesting thread with some creepy Scientology info from people who were married to people in the cult. Interesting read to say the least, pretty insightful stuff.
Jsierra, read much of thread and learned alot. Thanks!
DeleteThat is awesome.
ReplyDeleteI reopened the thread just for that totally insightful contribution. Mind blown.
ReplyDeleteKym Is A Messy Canopener, you are also 7 of 11. I traced one of your links.
ReplyDeleteKV : I'm a techno tard, so no idea about tracing links, but if you can do that, you know I'm me and only me on here. However, I'm pretty sure Kym and 7 are different people....
DeleteDammit! I thought I closed all those loopholes!
ReplyDeleteWould you like to play a game?
ReplyDeleteDakota Johnson was a member of 90's band Offspring? That's a strange nugget of trivia.
ReplyDeleteThat explains her low self esteem, lazyday
ReplyDeleteKV, Kym has posted links? I missed that funtastic show of crazy. Please do elaborate.
I don't think this is Dakota Johnson, for the reason that '50 Shades' is not predicted to be a massive hit.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Lorraine Nicholson - daughter of Jack Nicholson and Rebecca Broussard, and one-time Miss Golden Globes.
for books I would recommend Ben Coes, Michael Connelly and Brad Metzler. Michael Connelly has his great charter Harry Bosch and a pilot is on Amazon with that character. I recently found Ben Coes and love him. Metzler is new to me
ReplyDeletewas disappointed in OPrah book picks myself, but at least she got people reading!
ReplyDeleteI can see I haven't missed much by staying away from this site. Just once, I'd love to have some trolls who were intelligent or witty with something clever to say spam this site. At least bring their A game.
ReplyDeletev
ReplyDeleteFeel like I'm at the wrong blog.
ReplyDeleteBookclubs???!!
KKs??!!