Friday, February 21, 2014

Blind Item #7

So how do you see your girlfriend if you are a married closeted B- list mostly movie actress? You open a business with her so you can see and be with her everyday.


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  1. Jessica Biel is opening up a restaurant in one of the Cali beach communities

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    1. @Sandy, VIP is somewhere hugging herself while wiping the tears in her eyes.

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    2. Yep. High end kiddie restaurants. So you KNOW this is all just a huge cover for getting some snatch on the side. I was wondering WTF she was thinking with that concept. You do you, and your side projects, boo.

      Oh, and I had a friend who was an on-off character on 7th Heaven. Biel was a massive betch, Lucy was sneaking out to college parties getting wasted & doing the whole dancing on tables, flashing everyone bit. She was apparently hitting the LA and SB party circuits. Simon was somewhat normal, kept to himself and loved racing cars. The minister dad was the most difficult to be around, big chain smoking drunk with a real temper/mouth on him. The most concerning was little Ruthie. She was a nice kid but really weird and anti-social, he said she would literally talk to herself most days. The only same one was the mother on the show.

      Anyways, yes. Biel.

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    3. Wow, nailed that, SB. I think she has a pill problem, as well.

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  2. I'm just curious, are they both chloseted gays?

    {thesis research}

    #ifyougetit

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    1. @Seven I think Justin has turned asexual, a result of being overly narcissistic (yeah, yeah, redundant)

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    2. JT dated Brit and Cammy, both bi and more on the adventurous side. He knows what's going on. Guys like JT don't have to put much work in because they have more leeway at being as to get away with being a lousy or just lazy lay. That's why they need homegirl around. Someone has got to take care of "business" at the end of the day. Way to outsource that shit, JT

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    3. @Lotta, hush! There is sense-making going on in here!

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    4. Are you saying what I think you're saying?

      #thephrasingmademepause

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  3. He is outing both. But if you research you can find the partner who I wont name.
    I know right @trainrides shes busy getting her spreadsheet ready for randon pics on FFF.

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  4. Y'all stop speaking in code! Name names, bitches!

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    1. @Sugar: Jessica Biel didn't renew her Random Photo subscription, so it's Alba from here on out - but maybe not, because none of the triumvirate were seen in the randoms yesterday. Justin Timberlake was seen purchasing WD40 at Ace Hardware so that kills his chloseted rumour (WD40 is a lubricant for doors and hinges).

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    2. We all REALLY know what you mean with that WD40 gurrrrrl :x

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  5. Sugar the restaurants name is Au Fudge.
    Congrats Canada you won 1-0 now beat the Swedes and we keep Biebs.

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  6. Thanks guys. Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba are scissor sisters and will both be working at Au Fudge. Got it.

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  7. Uh no....@Sugar Biel will and so will a female longtime friend who has a designer 's first name and a man's first name for a last name

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  8. oh for gawd sake the partner in the business is Estee Stanley....no word if shes the confired girlfriend

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    1. She's been her stylist for years.

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  9. Thanks Canadachick. Not sure why the mystery. I have no idea who Estee Stanley is. And I don't care. ;-)

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  10. Yes we dont know if Estee is gay however we have always known Jessica is.

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  11. Are we protecting Estee because
    1) Apparently, we are PC fascist feminists
    2) we have issues outing people
    3) we have issues outing people who are not public figures

    Meh, all of the above to some extent right?

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  12. You forgot LadyH I'm no feminist but the site supposedly has a new policy of no longer outing people which is why we get a lot of almost reveals now.

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  13. This thread is confusing me.

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  14. Good to be privy to these things. And just because you're a male doesn't mean you can't also be a feminist but I'll also make that note to self about Sandybrook ;) thanks!

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  15. Estée Stanley appears to be married with a child. Although I appreciate that does not mutually exclude the possibility that she is a lesbian.

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  16. Me, too, @JSierra. :/

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  17. Friend of a friend was an air marshall. He got dibs on any seat he wanted on a plane so he ended up in Business/First Class whenever it was available.

    He sort of had a minor issue w/Biel once because he always had to take aisle seats and in this instance she asked if he would switch with her assistant -- which he declined. He said she immediately copped an attitude and wanted to know "why" and told him to "just switch with her". Obviously, he can't say, "Back the fuck off, I'm an air marshal and I'm not taking a window seat twenty rows back." In the end, she pouted, turned to the window and ignore him the rest of the flight. She was curt with the flight attendants, too.

    His words, "Jessica Biel is gorgeous but kind of a bitch."

    Maybe the assistant was her girlfriend?

    To be clear: this "issue" was just her attitude, there was never any risk to air safety or illegal activities.

    He also sat next to Oprah once. He described her as "okay" but "fake". *shrugs* Your guess is as good as mine.

    Oh, and Bobby Flay is "the *biggest* asshole I have *ever* met" (his emphasis, not mine). Shocker, I know.

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    1. @NomNom, idk why but the Bobby Flay part made me giggle. Thanks for sharing!

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    2. That's the stories I love. Thanks. Nom.

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    3. Love the stories!! Never cared for biel and with that big monkey face, she's not pretty.

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    4. Thanks for the great stories Nom!!

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  18. Sandy - you're really pushing it, aren't you? Now we have to beat the Swedes too? Man up, you lost your bet (I kid, I kid. Sort of.).

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  19. OOOH! I like this juicy bit, NomNom.
    Keep it coming if you can! That goes for all of you guys too!

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  20. @Surfer you want me to root for Sweden? My goalie is their goalie I can root for King Henrik!

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  21. @Sandy - I hope you would root for your Canadian pals, but if you must root for Sweden, so be it.

    Great story Noms!

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  22. Nah us Norte Americanos stick together! O Canada indeed!

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  23. Great story Nom squared.

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  24. no Sandy don't root for Sweden...Canada Canada Canada

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  25. Nom No, really Bobby Flay was sassy? I have the sads. Sigh.

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  26. ack, I meant Nom Nom, sorry, it's been a day.

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  27. Let me get this straight: We "know" Biel is secretly lesbian just as in the '90s everyone "knew" that Ben Affleck was gay and in the closet, except now we "know" he is not gay, and "know" he is a cheat, and how we "knew" Nicole was secretly lesbian except today in another blind she's being guessed as being unfrozen in a hot man sandwich of some combination of Franco, Pattinson and Damien Lewis?

    Speaking of Britney, doesn't there seem to be more than one of her these days with how radically she seems to change from day to day?

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  28. I always took this bearding situation to be more of a beard for her & free reign for him situation. She gets to pretend to be happy as wife & all that for PR & he gets the happily married cover while he goes sleeps with whoever he wants, whenever he wants. Gives both the positive PR they think will actually help their careers.

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  29. Isn't Nicole a hermaphrodite??

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  30. Intersex or whatever is the PC term now....

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  31. @Anna There have always been persistent rumors about Biel.

    The blind about Kidman did not specify the lover's gender. She could be bi, who knows? Everything isn't black and white.

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  32. My impression is JT is asexual. Been around him. I think he might be in the closet only because it's quiet in there.

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  33. If Biel ever does come out of the closet what we saw on CDaN reveals with Ellen Page last weekend will be nothing. We may have WEEKS of Jessica Biel reveals!

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  34. tracy and goop. theyre in luvvvvvvvvv

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  35. http://www.remodelista.com/posts/la-woman-at-home-with-hollywoods-style-guru

    Ewwww...this story just got really creepy: "Justin is the brother I never had..." -Estee

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  36. WTF!? Justin isn't gay he banged Britney and Cameron Diaz. He's always cheating in the blinds. Lance Bass was the gay one in n' sync.

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