November 6, 2013
This married A list mostly movie actor who is about to shoot to A+ list with his next film is very fond of his female assistant. He especially likes his three or four time a day 20 minute alone time sessions where they get caught up on what is happening. His wife won't say or do a word though because she expects it of guys she is with.
Chris Hemsworth
4 times a day, everyday! Aaaah, youth.
ReplyDeleteSo, he likes to read through his lines three or four times a day? What a professional.
ReplyDeleteas long as she gets her pap photos. did she really expect him to be faithfull??
ReplyDeleteI think, in the interest of helping him with his craft, several of us ladies would also be willing to run lines with him. A few times a day, even. Seven, you with me?
ReplyDelete@TTM - some of us dudes would take that offer, too. Just sayin'.
DeleteThat's it, all the Putin pics and then this! I'm right off the rails today, and it's partially your fault, Lucas. Send over your handy friend, STAT!
DeleteOh? Got a squeaky back door that could use some attention? I've found that applying a little lube and slamming it a few times usually does the trick.
Delete(Can we pretend my evil alter ego, Walter Eggo, said that?)
Sure, Lucas, we can pretend that!
DeleteTell Walter the back door should be unlocked, pop on over when he gets a chance
Sign me up!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if he refers to his package as his Thor hammer.
ReplyDeleteI am waiting for my chance at being James Francos assistant. Or better yet-him becoming MY assistant. I will have many rules and regulations that will be obliged.
ReplyDeleteTTM--I'm in.
ReplyDeleteJLaw you reading here?? I can give you lotsa time and maybe more than 20 minute private sessions 4 x a day
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Stop destroying every man in Hollywood for me, Enty!
ReplyDeleteAnother good one today. ty Enty. 3 4 times a day.. mmm... What is his outsoursing agency so I send my CV?
ReplyDeleteIs he looking for a new assistant?
ReplyDeleteLOL @ TTM! Damn straight!
ReplyDeleteAnd I refuse to believe this. When I see Thor carrying his Thorling, my ovaries weep.
Speaking of which, have you seen the Amazon commercial for 50 Shades of Grey? I was in tears by the end!!
That's from SNL last year, right?? So funny
DeleteHe could drop the hammer on me anytime.
ReplyDeleteThat was the funniest skit on SNL.
ReplyDeleteWe all should have known this Hemsworth bro wasn't faithful after that blind about him sleeping with Miley.
Hey hey hey I wanna be invited to this Thorgy!
ReplyDeleteBwawhaha! Thorgy made me laugh
DeleteI'm more into Hiddles, but I wouldn't kick Thor (or his hammer) out of bed... Count me in!
ReplyDeleteLowKey, hear me out. Let's say BOTH Hiddles and Thor needed help with their lines! I'm all about supporting artists and their craft
DeleteI'm all for getting one's creative juices to flow, where do I sign up?
DeleteNow you're talking, TTM!
DeleteAny chance we can get Jason Momoa into this little scenario? Now there's a man that gets my creative juices flowing, so to speak.
So let me get this straight...Chris Hemsworth is A/A+ but JLaw is only B+/A-? Uh, ok Enty.
ReplyDeleteI would "assist" him in any way he needed and as many times as he needed said "assistance."
ReplyDeleteChris Hemsworth's personnal assistant is a guy named Stephen Walsh
ReplyDeletehttp://www.imdb.com/name/nm4808221/
He works with Hemsworth since the first Thor movie
Ladies and gentlemen: please to meet FrenchGirl, also known as Buzz de Killington
DeleteAudrey, LowKey, HammerGirl, Seven, Lucas, JSierra and Habitibi, fingers in ears, all together! Lalalalallallaa, we can't hear you!!
Plus, he probably has more than one. Hiddles? You and Jason still in? Anyone see Tom Hardy kicking around? Steven Dorff?
Jason will definitely still be in.
DeleteAnd out.
And in.
And ou...
WHAT?!?!
So, basically, everyone cheats...all the time.
ReplyDeleteAt CDaN yes@Paula!
ReplyDeletecan we throw Travis Finnel from the Vikings in to the Thorgy?? he's HOT
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DeleteYou KNOW it, canadachick! He's the dude with the eyes, right??
ReplyDeleteOT Alert: Book Club Tonight! Over on poor old BI#2, see everyone / anyone there!
Oh yes TTM Intense blue Rowr
ReplyDeleteLowKey, you're such a tramp. Call me, boo!
ReplyDeleteJason Mamoa, oh dear me. And @canadachick, I've never seen Vikings but that man is beautiful. Those eyes. Yes, please.
Pffffff. I hope that this one is BS. Its bad enough that Bonus Hemsworth bangs hos and is a serial cheater. Tacky at least keeps giving him cute lil Thorlings.
ReplyDeleteDamn...I'm so mad. I want to be that assistant. I'm so jealous. He's the hottest thing and I'm totally crushing on him.
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