This former east coast Housewife was grinding her teeth and bouncing around at an event the other day. It was a book reading and the entire audience was still except for the firmer Housewife who was so messed up that all anyone could do was stare at her.
Is Kelly writing anymore inspirational books about being hot?
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ReplyDeleteWhich one recently had her boobies redone?
ReplyDeleteK--do you watch Vanderpump Rules? The guys on that show are such little bitches lol
ReplyDeleteYep! It's better than BH in my opinion. It ended for us a few weeks ago. I love that big dumb-dumb Jax.
DeleteRamona is always a little frenetic!
ReplyDeleteShoot. Says former housewife.
ReplyDeleteRamona is GOD!
ReplyDeleteCarole Radziwill (NY) book just came out. has to be her
ReplyDeleteoh didn't see the word former, nevermind
ReplyDeleteMy friend is crushing on Jax lol---I don't see the appeal of him. Yup very funny---I like when they crossed over episodes with RHOBH! Like when Kelly Taylor visited Melrose Place...I also liked when Katies bf poured a drink on her head!
ReplyDeleteI not usually pro-throwing you drink on your girlfriends head but I laughed when Tom did that to Katie because like Kristin (NOT WIGLET) her face is ever so punchable too.
Delete"I'm like a rattlesnake waiting to strike, and Jax is too dumb to hear my rattle." Stassi slays.
ReplyDeleteStassi is my favorite! Her talking heads are GOLD
DeleteVDP Rules will be nothing without Stassi. I want to punch Kristin's face (not yours Wiglet!) that cheating whor-ah! And not even because she's a cheating whor-ah but because her face is sooooooooo punchable.
ReplyDelete@Sugar, please punch away! And, if you get close enough, please report back as to whether Kristin reeks of stale coffee and cigarettes or dirty hair and booze....
DeleteI have checked out the menu of SIR online and it is surprisingly not that pricey and read reviews of everyday people going and the cast actually does work there and serve people...if I got Katie I would ask to switch tables lol
ReplyDeleteSugar- I'll hold Kristin's (not Wiglet) arms back for ya...you can punch away!
ReplyDeleteThanks Candyland! Will you hold my earrings too in case it gets messy?
DeleteI'll start with Kristin (not Wiglet) and then will move on to Katie.
I have no punches for the others.
Meth/speed will make you grind your teeth & unable to stay still or focas...
ReplyDeleteSugar! Derek hasn't seen the whole season yet (I think?)
ReplyDeleteI'm going to start celebrating my birthday like Stassi does: 3 months of torture for my loved ones.
Can I come to Cabo with you?
DeleteTotally! But only if I can yell at you while you cry on a Mexican street corner about how you ruined my birthday dinner when I hadn't even ordered appetizers.
DeleteHmmmm..... I have to cry and be yelled at to come? Does that mean I have to be punchable Kristin (not Wiglet!) or Katie?
DeleteI'd rather be that calm, cool and collected blond chick that is now dating Tom.
Neither! No punching and I promise not to yell. But pirate ship drinking is encouraged.
DeleteSweet! I'm totes there. Arrrr Matey!
DeleteIt's gotta be Kelly
ReplyDeleteBensimon or maybe the vajazzler... Cindy... Barshop? Yeah. But my first choice is Kelly Bensimon.
ReplyDeleteThis is Cocaine Kelly for sure. Her poor kids, at least their father gets them breakfast every morning and makes sure they get to school. Too bad he's so elderly, when he dies so will all of their stability.
ReplyDeleteKelly or Jackyl.
ReplyDeleteEcstasy will do that too.
ReplyDeleteI love Stossi! How desperate was Arianna's outfit on the reunion show??
ReplyDeleteKelly Bensimon. The housewives went on an island trip and Kelly was acting batshit crazy. When one of the housewives went into Kelly's room to check on her, I think it was Sonja, she made the comment that she smelled cat pee. Supposedly meth users can smell like cat pee.
ReplyDeleteDid you see Kelly's craft idea on a recent Rachel ray episode? It was hot gluing stuffed animals to a chair. I'm not joking. It was horrid. There is something wrong with her.
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