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December 2, 2013

This former A list celebrity/television host/reality star?  is now a punch line. A very rich punchline though. He is making sure that his fortune keeps him well stocked with what he calls his rainbow special. He hires a bunch of different male escorts of differing races and takes them all on at once. I wonder how many of those guys just say no amount of money is worth it.

He lives alone. He has no friends. He has lots of health problems because of the way he has taken care of himself over the years.

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  1. That sounds energetic! Can't be ailing all that much! I probably don't wanna see the indigo part of that rainbow...I said I DON'T WANNA SEE, WIGS!!

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  2. Was JM J Bulluck (sp) ever A list?

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    1. I feel like he died, didn't he? Too lazy to look up.

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    2. Anonymous3:38 PM

      @Bacon ranch

      Thank u for making me remember Jim j bullock. I used to watch TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT.
      :^)

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  3. Never mind sorry. HAS MONEY.

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  4. Well I'm good and stumped on this one....it's definitely not Seacrest

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  5. He hires a bunch of different male escorts of differing races and takes them all on at once.

    Gosh, how many differing races are there, and are there enough to fill his hiring quota? Can Paula Deen airdrop a contact list?

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    1. @7: black, latino, asian, indian, middle eastern, then you got the varieties of crackers, blond, brunette, ginger, black hair. I like this dude's idea of a good time, though I would hire chick whores instead of dude whores. Taste the rainbow.

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    2. Count, stay away from the indigo part, rumour has it it's exactly like penicillin and regret

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  6. Richard Simmons? Louis Anderson?

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    1. Yes!!!! I think it's Simmons!!! Eeek! Oh my word. I need a drink to forget that visual...

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    2. Anonymous11:24 AM

      Richard Simmons is FABULOSA! He might like his men like his liquorice all sorts. A tasty mix of colors and flavas

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  7. Anonymous10:58 AM

    I am lol'ing at both Arsenic Hall and Type Pennington :)

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  8. Robin "I'm Screaming and I don't know why"!! Leach

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  9. I wish this was The Hoff.

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  10. @Clark, great guess! Totally forgot about him.

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  11. Anonymous11:05 AM

    Paula shore?

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    1. I am now picturing an unholy love child of Pauly Shore and Paula Deen

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    2. Anonymous12:07 PM

      No squuuuezin da juice!

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    3. Not my Weasel! He'd nevah

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  12. Anonymous11:10 AM

    Ryan Seacrest?

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  13. I thought this was already revealed as Louie Anderson.

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  14. Louie! Louie! Louie!

    I hear Elijiah Wood does the same thing, but they all have furry feet.

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  15. Robin leach.....ding ding ding?
    Sorry bout the arsenic typo........I blame it on a case of the Mondays.....
    Oh wait....Saturdays....lol

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  16. Anonymous11:13 AM

    Must be a fan of skittles.

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  17. I was first thinking Seacrest, then Arsenio. Arsenio is not looking healthy these days.

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  18. What does "no amount of money is worth it" mean? This sounds like a pretty easy date for the escorts since if there are more than 2 or 3, that makes it easier on all the gents to spread the work between them.

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  19. Arsenio looks VERY sickly. I had to google Louie Anderson. Could he be any uglier? Yuck. Not enough money on the planet...

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  20. Aresenio is working, Richard Simmons still teaches at least twice a week in LA. This blind implies that the person isn't working much or at all.

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  21. Anonymous11:22 AM

    Nuthin wrong with variety peeps. All sperm is da same color

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  22. Thanks!@JoElla
    I have to correct one thing:
    "I'm Yelling! And I don't know why!"

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  23. Anonymous11:26 AM

    Arsenio mite be on da Paleo ya'll.

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  24. Because of the "punch line" reference, I'm guessing Johnny Weir who recently revealed his husband has punched him in the past. Johnny has hosted during skating competitions and once had a reality show called "Be Good Johnny Weir". Also, I could definitely see him calling it his "rainbow special". I don't know about the health problems though.

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  25. Anonymous11:36 AM

    Johhny is a biatch. His squeeze was HOT

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  26. Johnny Weir has not reached A list, so he can't be former A list. Can't imagine how he would be 'very rich' either.

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  27. Johhny Weir is poor. I saw him on Access Hollywood bitching about his future Ex-husband spending all his money! lol.

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  28. Anonymous12:05 PM

    Johhny is a list as a glam saga slap queen. 4evs.

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  29. Louie Anderson. He seems like a sweetheart though so can't see him without friends. I can see him lonely though.

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  30. @FS You may be right about the A list, I have no idea. As far as him being 'very rich', Johnny was named one of the top 10 richest figure skaters having earned $10 million.

    http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/nation/ice-kingdom-the-10-richest-figure-skaters/6/

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  31. Anonymous12:11 PM

    Stephy, id fuck dat!

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  32. If there's any justice in the world, this is

    Geraldo Rivera

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  33. Oh gawd, Talks too much - I now have a picture in my head of the pauly shore/paula deen unholy love child.

    Thanks a lot. Lol.

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  34. LOL'ing at the Ryan guesses. Sorry, but that man is super duper healthy. He takes great care of himself. Also he is the hardest working person in Hollywood.

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  35. Lifestyles of the rich and famous? Champagne wishes and caviar dreams bitches......

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  36. Robin Leech is straight surprisingly. There has been reveals about him being gross and overly sexual in public with (consenting!!??) young bimbos.

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  37. This reads partially like it could be SIMMONS...he is quoted as saying that he has very few friends & that I don't have a lot to offer to one person. I have a lot to offer to a lot of people...

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  38. "Earning" 10 million and having ten million are two different things. He has/had coaches, agents, travel expenses, all kinds of stuff to spread that 10 mil out to. I'm not saying he's a pauper, but I just don't see Wier (who I really like) having a 'fortune' to piss away on rent boys.

    If this blind was already revealed as Louie Anderson, as mentioned above, it totally fits. He hosted Family Feud for a while, didn't he? Considering his career and how hot he was for a decade or so, I can imagine him having a lot of money, no friends, and health issues. I did a quick search but nothing came up for me. I'm sure there are others here who know how to work the engine better than me though.

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  39. Yep, it's Louie Anderson. He had a reality show years ago, did family feud, and is gay. He's not that rich though.

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  40. I like the Hall and Pennington guesses.

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  41. Leave Andy Dick alone!!!

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  42. If Richard Simmons doesn't have any friends, then that makes me want to off myself.

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  43. Anonymous3:40 PM

    Ummm

    Did I miss something? Arsenio is GAY????

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  44. Richard Simmons has said he's asexual - not interested.

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  45. Someone I know once had a run-in with Simmons. He (H) was in the elevator at work and and who comes running in but Richard Simmons dressed in full Richard Simmons gear (on his way to a radio interview). H was on the way in to work and holding one of those big bear claw donuts.

    Richard looked at it and says something to the effect of "Do you know how bad that is for you?" and H said, "Well it's not like I have to get myself into an outfit like that every day" which Richard apparently took as a slight. One thing led to another, and H said if he had worked on a higher floor it's likely he and Richard would have come to blows.

    Even better: there were people waiting for the elevator and when the doors open, what do they see but some guy waving a donut around and Richard Simmons yelling at him.

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  46. Richard Simmons like to flash his balls to people when he wears those short shorts, then when they say something, pretend it never happened.

    Howard Stern always used to talk about a gay he knew who was staying in the closet until the guy's mother died. I figured he was talking about Richard or Ralph.

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  47. Anonymous8:20 PM

    @disembodied
    thanks for that visual...
    Lol

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  48. Arsenic Hall, Type Pennington and Paula Shore...Lololol..yall are cracking me up

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  49. He wants the unicorn rainbow special. Try every type available. Lol!

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  50. Holy hell, I thought Robin Leach was dead. Huh.

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  51. It is not like these guys have to save the money for their kids.

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  52. Little Richard?!?
    We saw him in his limo in LA in the 90's w/several young boys wearing nothing but fitted overalls. He was SOOO nice, even gave us a signed picture right in the middle of the street. I remember getting a strong whiff of coconuts while my friend and I stuck our heads in his limo window. Really nice guy

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  53. Saw Richard Simmons on something recently, he appeared to be in great health for a 65 year old man.

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  54. Anonymous12:53 PM

    " I wonder how many of those guys just say no amount of money is worth it."

    You're joking, right? Are you not clear as to what it is that male escorts do?

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