September 4, 2013
This newlywed couple is already on the rocks. Two main reasons are that the A list (it pains me to say that) celebrity/singer husband has discovered his A list (it pains me to say that) celebrity/singer wife is a pain in the butt and has been spending all of his money and saving hers and she caught him texting and having phone sex with at least two of his exes. It's interesting to me that her friend who I got this from freely admits the wife is a big pain and is not just trashing the husband.
Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger
save that money for a rainy day Avril! You deserve it! xo
ReplyDeletesave that money for a rainy day Avril! You deserve it! xo
ReplyDeleteI do like the using his money and saving hers. Shows good thinking. If he's too busy sexting to watch his money, so be it.
ReplyDeleteOh please. That betch is not A list!
ReplyDeleteIf you get caught having phone sex with an ex (who does that anymore? Sexting is where it's at, Nickelback!) twice, you deserve whatever rancor your current throws your way. Stupid.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the List list?
ReplyDeleteChad's just practicing so Nickelback can do a cover
ReplyDeleteLove that song ! Hinder was great in concert. Nickel back better not touch it
DeleteHe was a sk8er boi
ReplyDeleteShe said see ya l8tr boi.
Whoever has that stuck in their head,
ur welcome.
I hope this isn't true. I really thought they were going to make it for the long haul. Their love seemed so true- young divorced rockers in love- I hope they remember the good times.
ReplyDelete@Lotta. Agreed! Perhaps that was during the period when the new Enties we're getting up to speed on the rating guidelines?
ReplyDeleteHow come it's the really unlikeable Canadians that make it so big in the US? Thank god for Dave Foley swinging the balanace a little bit the other way
ReplyDeleteGood point TTM. I had a great chat with a Scot the other day who said I should never judge anyone from the UK or Canada that is in the US as being representative of the rest of their people. His theory was that all the assholes from those countries come over here because the US rewards people for being dicks.
Delete@Know, that's right, we were promised a list. Somebody posted a bunch of names to add to the list that day... after the third post or so, the mimosas kicked in and I developed mislexia (too many mimosas = jumbled letters).
ReplyDeleteHaha! Love it....and now you have me craving mimosas!
DeleteAHEM: Lyrics to Avrils new song. VERY erotic. lmao.
ReplyDelete"Hello Kitty"
Mina sako arigato, k-k-k-kawaii
K-k-k-kawaii.
[Verse 1]
Mom's not home tonight
So we can roll around, have a pillow fight
Like a major rager OMFG
Let's all slumber party
Like a fat kid on a pack of Smarties
Someone chuck a cupcake at me
It's time for spin the bottle
Not gonna talk about it tomorrow
Keep it just between you and me
Let's play truth or dare now
We can roll around in our underwear how
Every silly kitty should be
[Pre-chorus]
Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so pretty pretty
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Stay with me
Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so silly silly
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Play with me
[Chorus]
Kawaii
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so pretty
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so silly
[Verse 2]
Wake up, got a secret
Pinky swear that you're gonna keep it
I've got something you need to see
Let's be friends forever
I wanna do everything with you together
Come and play with Kitty and me
[Pre-chorus]
Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so pretty pretty
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Stay with me
Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so silly silly
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Play with me
[Chorus]
Kawaii
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so pretty
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so silly
Mina sako arigato! Kawaii! [x2]
Kawaii! [x4]
Meow.
[Chorus]
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so pretty
Hello Kitty, hello Kitty
Hello Kitty, you're so silly
[Pre-chorus]
Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so pretty pretty
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Stay with me
Come come Kitty Kitty
You're so silly silly
Don't go Kitty Kitty
Play with me
Oh TTM, you Canucks bring us Rachel McAdams, Ryan Gosling, Ellen Page and many lovely others!
ReplyDeleteHell if I found out my hubs was sexting exes I would withhold sex & spend his money too
ReplyDeleteThere's absolutely no way in hell @Avril and her song that I would even consider doing sect times with you in your underwear.
ReplyDeleteWat the shit was that, Derek?!
ReplyDeleteMy head hurts & my eyes r bleeding from reading that.
*sexy *
ReplyDeleteU got it warecat its shit
ReplyDeletethat can't really be a song can it?
ReplyDeleteshe has always been annoying......
yawn
Why did he bother getting married?
ReplyDeleteI recently acquired a hand-forged, Japanese nakiri. It requires a little more maintenance because it's a high carbon steel, but it cuts like a dream. There is something very relaxing about slicing and dicing with an uber-sharp blade. Of course, then my mind starts to wander, and I start daydreaming about kitchen counter tops
ReplyDeleteAnd then, OOPS goes your thumb!
DeleteYour WELCOME everyone! I just love sharing Canadian culture at its finest xoxo
ReplyDeletenot necessary @Lady. My mom was born in Scotland and moved to Canada as a teen. Maybe these days yeah, but not so-much in the past. When I think of Scotland I think of Belle and Sebastian---they are awesome if anyone wants to check out some good tunes~
ReplyDeleteI guess it's hip to hate Nickleback, but I think they've made some great songs.
ReplyDeleteI like Nickelback songs too. Dont know why people are such bullies towards them. Cant understand how anyone can not see that Avril Lavigne is a self-entitled beyotch.
ReplyDeleteAint she pushin 30, and she is writing teen lez sleep over songs? Taylor Swift, this is your future.
ReplyDeleteIf her dude wants her to change, I bet I could fix her with 1 evening in a Holiday Inn Express. Then when ever she starts to get out of line, he can just pull up my # on his cell phone, show it too her and she'll snap to.
@Count--LOL, so true about Taylor. I can picture the video already...it will star her cat Meredith...
ReplyDeleteWarecat, you are on fire today.
ReplyDeleteYes as a Canadian we are embarrassed. But the current drummer for Nickelback is hot though.
Thnx, Tina!
DeleteI rule!
Embarrassed by Chad's and Avril's narcissism, I should say. So well matched I thought.
ReplyDeleteI have to agree that I saw Nickelback in concert with Daughtry opening, and it was a good concert but my fav Canadian bands for live music are The Trews and the Tragically Hip.
Yes I am a dinosaur I like live music without lip synching though I also realize even so called live bands cheat a bit.
ReplyDeleteAvril is well known for being an ass IIRC. And that's ignoring the recurring lesbian rumuors.
ReplyDeleteAshamed these two idiots are Canadian. Trash both of them.. please!
ReplyDeleteUGH this is a match made in bad music hell!
Love or hate the King and Queen of Maple Leafs, they both are A list and Kroeger has made shittons of cash. I say they stay together longer. Hey, hey, she doesn't like his girlfriends, he doesn't like her never growing up, she says, what the hell?
ReplyDeleteYeah, shoot me. I'm sick. :(
Come on - Avril is A List?
ReplyDeleteWell, they're still married so good for them.
ReplyDeleteI could buy Avril being A-list for a certain crowd. Chad less so.
ReplyDeleteI'm not rich or famous and my wife spends all my money as well.
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