Friday, March 14, 2014

Random Photos Part Five

Bradley Cooper looks a little too big for this bike.
Britney Spears on her way into the airport. I really don't know why she doesn't fly private.
Jaime King and Christina Hendricks at a party and both looking great.
Denise Richards takes her daughters horse riding.
Val and Danica McKellar seem to be getting along very well at DWTS.
Girls party. Alison Williams got stuck with the pirate pants.
Hilary Duff seems to be out shopping every day lately.
Ireland Baldwin picked up some guy who looks like he enjoys a mirror and hearing about himself. Oh, and talking about himself too.
Isla Fisher is pregnant for a movie.



206 comments:

  1. "Hilary Duff seems to be out shopping every day lately" - is this code for "in the randoms every day lately? #confused

    Call me, Coop. I'll console you.

    Aw, Brit. :/

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  2. Oh Boy, random 5. Who's gonna blow today/night?!

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  3. Anonymous12:44 PM

    Christina looks to be losing weight....ugh...the curves are better on her

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  4. I saw Lena Dunham on SNL the other day, first time I'd seen anything of hers, she was not bad! Great comic timing. I could see it getting old, however

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  5. Christina is usually padded for Mad Men.....

    Brit just got out of bed and went to the airport?

    duh duh duh.......part five

    Go

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  6. I refuse to believe that's Brit Brit. =(

    The eye dress is terrifying.

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  7. That's probably the first time Bradley Cooper's been told he was too big for something.

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  8. I dont think Hilary has Bern out whopping everyday because she hadn't been here in a few.
    Britney doesn't fly private because her conservator is paid to saved her from free spending.
    You'd expect Ireland Baldwin to pick up douchebags.
    is there anyone safe tron the DWTS hos and spermbags? I think even Kirstie Alley got laid.

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  9. Anonymous12:51 PM

    I'll repeat my fun fact, because I can: Bee Haven appeared in Random Photos #5 almost exactly one month after Rach Around (posting as B Smears) said goodbye, also in Random Photos #5.

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    1. Yeah, that caught my attention, too, Cocoa.

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    2. She's probably that same nut who's been using her monthly day pass to come whine here for the last couple years. They really need to review their release procedures at whatever facility it is she spends the rest of her time at.

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    3. LOL @ Gayeld. I'm sure she WROTE those policies. They did say they were a social worker, correct? ;p

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  10. *been out shopping* spelchek

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  11. You need to get to Coconuts on the Beach more Cocoa.

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  12. Anonymous12:59 PM

    I've seen Hendricks out & about...if she's padded on Mad Men it's not that much, she's got major curves, & yes they are surgically inhanced...the pic posted looks like she is losing though...

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  13. Nice to see Vanilla Ice out these days

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    1. Ha! "Rolling, in my 5.0"

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    2. The girlies are on standby, waitin' just to say hi!

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  14. Anonymous1:02 PM

    Aw, Sandy, are you saying I should get out more? Hey, was that me in the promo video for Coconuts??....

    WEIRD, right Meanie?

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  15. i want to go horse back riding ***wah wah**

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  16. Ireland and her friends look like characters in a Greg Araki movie.

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  17. I figure those DWTS people must know that there are photogs stalking the parking lot of that set, right? #allforpublicity

    That's the first thing I've seen Lena Dunham wearing that I actually like.

    Ha! Pirate pants - that's all I notice now!

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  18. Ireland is dating Matt Dillon from that In & Out movie?

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  19. haha!
    i didn't catch that Rach was B Smear too.
    Bee, was um, special.
    "hey guys! add me to ur google+ accounts!"

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  20. Jamie King looks too thin, like she did in her heroin days...

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  21. So Reno911 & Cocoa are like our own Rizzoli and Isles? I'm down with that.

    You know it's bad when Count takes a seat in the hug arena ;)

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  22. I never thought I'd say this, but Lena Dunham looks nice.

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  23. Why doesn't Britney fly private? You don't know? Bc she is under a comservatorship. Because her finances re under strict control and scrutiny. Because even though she makes plenty of money, the conservatorship has far more money if they put their golden show monkey on a budget. No designer clothes, same car for a long time now (for a wealthy celebrity), no major shopping sprees, no art work, no extravagant trips, no private jets. When is last time Britney had a real vacation, like one a mother of two with or without the kids would really want? So sad... I know in most ways, Jamie Spears saved her life, but, there is something just so sad about what she has left of it. I am NOT criticizing her father. I think he has done what most other Holkywood parents have failed to do, even if it was late coming. There probably werent sufficient legal grounds for it to happen sooner, but, it's still so sad... I guess bi-polar disorder always is, and at least she is getting help and also getting to do what she loves (dancing to hords of applause and admiration), rather than be institutionalized / in full care. Bipolar sucks... No wonder out has highest suicide rate- over 60% I think?

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  24. Anonymous1:58 PM

    Sandy's right, Kristin, I DO need to get out more. If there was a hug event last night, Count would've been the star attraction.

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  25. I don't know how, pap or not, anyone could look at that slob with the pillow and say Hey! It's Britney! Poor girl looks like the rest of us poor schlubs

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  26. Only becuz I was asleep Cocoa and if you don't wanna Coconuts go to Ron Jon and buy a surfboard. At least be a yacht girl (there;s plenty of yachts rolling into the bar areas up there.

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  27. I'm interested in Adnan 2.0 holding the door for Britney. Wonder if she is interested, too?

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  28. I don't think Regular Guy Dave is going to be around for long. This door-holder is much hotter.

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  29. smart brit doesnt fly private, save the money

    LOVE those red pants on hillary

    those sheen kids look just like him

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  30. For the love of God... PLEASE. STOP. WITH. THE. BRITNEY. SHOTS.

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  31. Ugh, I'm making this tough on myself and just listing the chicks I would go through Lena Dunham to bang.

    Brit - no

    King/Hendricks - no

    Richards - no

    Winnie Cooper - Probably. I'd try to negotiate something kinky though.

    Allison Williams - yes. I would probably slog through all 3 of the other broads, just to taste her, but I wouldn't do the other 2 if I had to go through Lena.

    Hillary Duff - most likely.

    Ireland - yes. If she was 25, maybe not, but adding in the kink factor of 18 and less than 1/2 my age makes her a yes.

    Fisher - yes. The swollen belly and heaving busoms make her a lock. So sexy.

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  32. Duff looks great.

    LOL @ the Rizzolli and Isles @Kristin!

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  33. Well I find it strange that some of the people threw SOOO much shade at me here for defending myself against Rach and calling her out on her shit. Many fun people I chat with here did not get involved which is cool but others got all up in my business and called me names etc. TTM was awesome (of course) but the same people here now seeing she is a troll called me every name in the book. I really don't care --I come here for a laugh, to express my opinion and here other peoples views about celebs etc.

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  34. lowkey--its all ready been BROUGHT
    jokesjokes

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  35. just needed to express that.

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  37. Anonymous3:33 PM

    Hi everyone! :-)

    I've been away for the past few days, moving ... from a gorgeous idyllic spot just North of Wellington, to Auckland. Sob sob ... I never thought in a million years I'd make the move but I've had to, as the majority of the work is up here, as is Mr Step's new job. So here I am, typing from a room surrounded in boxes ... we have a fun weekend ahead, sorting through everything.

    I'm off to see what's been happening here in the past few days ... lots of reading ahead, I'm sure! (I mostly come here for the comments).



    That pic of Bradley up there ... the legs look okay, but the picture is all wrong from the waist up ...

    I love that Brit travels with her pillow - I take mine everywhere with me, too ... there's nothing quite like your own. I'd take my own doona with me too, if I could :-)

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  38. Derek, I think the issue was that if she was or wasn't telling the truth, it doesn't hurt to show compassion.

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  39. TTM--your the best. and I "HEAR" (stupid auto-correct!) where your coming from but after being attacked I was at no place to show whatever that was any compassion! There is only so much compassion one can have in the world. I have compassion for the sick, people in poverty, people feeling discrimination, people with substance and mental health issues. Animals, children, the elderly...NOT some weird person who calls me names and harasses me...

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  40. hi Stepforded! Lots of drama to read haha

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  41. Christina looks great and a few pounds lighter.

    That is the first photo I've ever seen where Ireland looks like her mom.

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  42. I lurk and almost never post here, but I wanted to be here in case this thread gets crazy again. Otherwise I'm always the last to know everything.

    Seriously, I just started reading The Hunger Games this week.

    Anyway, hi everyone!

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  43. D, I was thinking about that the other day when this shite started. It's hard to show compassion when someone is lambasting you and using a family tragedy (whether real or not) as the platform to do it. D couldn't defend himself. I understand both sides, but... that shite was fluxed up.

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  44. @ButterKwup: LOL. That is actually why I started making my stupid lists. I never posted in the Randoms, and used to miss tons of stuff.

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  45. Hey K! yEah not a big deal obviously but just wanted to spew that out. I am going drinking tonight and don't wanna take my CDAN frustration out on a cocktail waitress *jokesjokes*. Gotta go manscape --its been a while, may take hours!---see ya tomorrow?

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  46. Eee! Count noticed me!

    Do I get to sit with the cool kids now or do I still have to commence with the ritual animal slaughter and obligatory list of measurements?

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  47. send the measurements--its just easier.

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  48. You guys realize this is just the internet, right?
    It's not like someone you disagree with here has an effect on your job or living situation.
    You get that..right?

    I'm worried about some of you.

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  49. Hi @ButterKwup! I've seen you on here a few times through the years. Good to hear from you!

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  50. Oddly enough, Count is not one of the ones I'm worried about.

    Hi Count!

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  51. I have gone to several BrBa events in LA but the best by far was the S4 finale/Face Off after party & taping thing Maria Menunos did. Aaron Paul really is as nice as everyone says, and him & wifey are even hotter in person. He was so much more gracious when you consider that he wasn't even supposed to be there, but was covering for Brandt, who had to bail last minute. Dean Norris was awesome. Both talked about crazy fan theories with me and even took pictures. RJ Mitte was kind of antisocial compared to the three but it's understandable. He's a young kid, new actor and he had just been teased incessantly by Aaron. Plus he had a cute date waiting for him. Aaron joked about how RJ actually pulls lots of tail and had a special spot he took all the girls to in ABQ. Thanks for repping Pinkman lately Enty and welcome back as well, Stepforded!

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  52. Dont worry bout me Bacon thank you very much. Just felt the need to express that. You express yourself and argue with people sometimes--so why is one persons feelings more valid than anothers>

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  53. Welcome back Stepforded!

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  54. anyways cant go out with hairy man parts! peace.

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  55. Jealous as shit, Lady H. As you may have been able to ascertain by my incessant drooling posts every time I see him in the Randoms, I love Aaron Paul.

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    1. Oh I know and it's rightfully earned. Aaron is fucking amazing. I was constantly fighting the opposing urges to either club his lovely wife (fiancée then) over the head or just drag them both home with me. Dean Norris is so much like Hank it is kind of scary, but made sense when he elaborated that he was the only actor that didn't have to audition for BrBa. VG and Norris go way back, Hank was written explicitly for Norris.

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    2. I think I need to drag my husband to see Need for Speed but he might have some suspicions on why exactly I'm suddenly into this type of action movie when I never have been before! I mean I know he knows I have a thing for Aaron but I don't drool all over him at home like I do here.

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    3. Some suspicion? Gurrrrrl, there's only ONE reason to see Need For Speed!

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  56. Because when I argue, I'm right ;)

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  57. You all SUCK!

    Now who wants ta fight? Bwah-ha- ha ha.

    Kidding. You all know I luv me my CDAN chums.


    Before this turns into a repeat of last night (which of course I missed, dammitt) the lovely Mr. Chris Brown is currently headed to Jail.

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    1. Probation conditions are tough, y'all!

      He will be out tag teaming groupies with the other wannabes in no time. Thanks for the update. A small step in the right direction for sure...

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  59. I have to laugh at you folks. You loved Rach and her hijinks and now she is a nut? Smh.

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  60. Hiya Reno!

    I disappeared sometime in the fall of 2012. Right around election time, people got crazy! And not in the fun Australian-hyperactive kind of way.

    Derek- forty-eight, twenty-nine, forty.

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  61. 'bout time JBE
    Thanks for the update!

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  62. I think Alita said it best when she said that yes, it's the internet, but how you treat people on here, good and bad, says a lot more aboot you than you would think.

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    1. Me! Said what good stuff were!

      TTM :)

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  63. TTM - I don't know if you saw my question in one of the earlier posts, but where in NL is you're husband from. I have family in NL.

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    1. JBE I did! I responded and everything! He's from the Grand Falls / Windsor area; where is your family from?

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  64. Hey ButterKwup. I 'member you. I think you checked out right around the time the awesome Maja stopped commenting regularly. Maja is one of the old regulars I miss most.

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  65. What's up, ButterKwup? :D

    Election time was when I fell of the face of Planet Facebook. It was damn nuts over there.

    @TTM, living in my head again.

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  66. TTM - I Have family in St. John's but spread out also - Corner Brook, Marystown. Not sure about Grand Falls. It's been 20 years since I've been there.

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    1. I have a bunch of friends from Cornerbrook, beautiful area! Really friendly people over there, love it

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  67. TTM I usually let the Buzzfeed quizzes tell me what kind of person I am.

    Double half pipe.

    Ya know. In case you're wondering what type of mustache id be.

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    1. I dunno, Wigs, the last time I took one of those quizzes I got lost staring at the Hammaconda for half an hour and I still don't know which bulge I was

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    2. TTM you seem like a Beef Bayonet kind of gal. Or you can go with what Bradley Cooper calls "rolled up socks."

      *back to you discoflux*

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  68. What an idiot. 4 months in rehab only to be sent to jail at the end.

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  69. Hey Seven! You're a very entertaining commenter :)

    JBE- that was almost compliment-shaped. So thanks.

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  70. I meant I missed you, Butter. ;)

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  71. Yes! You have been missed Butter!

    JBE indeed but I don't think it's any secret he's a dumbass.

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  72. I figured that's the direction you were headed, you just got distracted by something awesomer than me. It happens.

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  73. Thanks Bacon Ranch! I'm honestly surprised anyone remembers me :)

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    1. I remember you too, ButterKwup. Two reasons - first because funny comments make me laugh and I enjoy that, second is because I like the Powerpuff Girls .

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  74. Of Course we remember you Butter. How have you been?

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  75. Truer words were never spoken, TTM! (your 4:12 comment)

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  76. I saw 100 comments thought the worst back to drinking and basketball.

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  77. Have a lovely weekend Sandybrook! Go team! or something....

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  78. JBE- not bad. It's in the 50s here today. So woooo! How 'bout yourself?

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  79. @ButterKwup: You only need to give me your measurements if you are hitting on me. Otherwise, just join in the fun. I only bite if we have discussed it ahead of time ;)

    @BaconRanch: I'm right here, firmly entrenched in reality.
    ____________________________________

    @Poni-tayl: I am now going to extend an olive branch. Google the email you contacted me from, and click the second link. I will not share or use any of that info, no matter what you say on here. You are lucky that I don't have the same issues you obviously have. That is how this should end.

    Concentrate on making these wonderful comments you talk about having in you, not shitting on other posters.

    I will post this last part in yesterday's thread, to make sure you get it.

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    1. LMAO @Count! Leave Ponytail Allooooone!!

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  80. Not hitting on you Count. I find you kind of icky. But in a lovable way.

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  81. I saw the number of comments on this thread and thought something important had happened. I have no idea what anyone is talking about, I guess I miss all the fun around here.

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  82. I'm good Butter. Still here on CDAN. Three years now. I'm the Selena to the Bieber that is CDAN.

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  83. Over 100 comments & no crazy freakout? BOO! :(

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  84. That analogy was beautiful and perfect.

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  85. @ButterKwup: That is the general consensus, even in real life.

    @Derek: Just saw you tried to help me get the stats. Thanks, Bro.

    @Ethorne: I hope to.

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  86. Hey Butterkwup. Of course people remember you.

    I missed the carnage yesterday as well.

    And to whomever mentioned upstream that we're thinking Rach is a nut, not everyone does. I think she has hyper moments and may be guilty of oversharing and overstating (to say the least) but otherwise I like her persons personally. And yup, I did it too. I went to Bee's Google + to connect. I'll just delete that useless account now, except Derek also connected and I was looking forward to connecting with him.

    Since I have yet to figure out why my iPhone will not let me post I'll be resigned to lurking all weekend. Not like I'll be missed like Stepforded or TTM or VIP n(THE QUEEN!!) or Kristen(wiglet) but I'll be here in spirit.

    Derek, have fun manscaping. Hope it's worth the time (wink wink, nudge nudge).

    Charlie (heeeey babay!) loved your all day OT's and so wanted to respond but gotdammit I had loads of work today.

    Count (heeey babay- 5'9" 38DD and the rest is sad) you've become the pervert hero darling of CDAN.

    Everyone have a good weekend. Gonna be nice at Blanc Debris.

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    1. I always miss you, Sherry

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      I did notice your absence, Sherry. It was like this here yesterday.

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    3. I still don't think Bee was Rach. Their mannerisms and writing styles are so very different. Bee reminded me more of Kym/CanOpener if she OD'd on antidepressants and Adderall simultaneously...

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    4. The exactly one month thing made me think. Here in Australia, people who work in public health often get a rostered day off once a month. Add in some drugs and voila, out she comes

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    5. I <3 CocoaBeachBunny!

      Sherry, have a wonderful time at Blanc Debris! May your iPhone's odds be in your favour! (FWIW, my iPhone hates the CDAN, too.)

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  87. Lady H- I feel like such a jerk! I just noticed you were not only talking to me but linked to something totally awesome. Hi!

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  88. Glad you noticed boo!!

    BREAKING NEWS Everyone!!! Kat Dennings calls Enty's story out as "complete bullshit!" Dayummmm

    Kat Dennings Calls Oot Enty!

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    1. Bahh Lady H - it won't let me find it from the mobile site. But our littleEEnty's making waves!

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  89. Lol!
    That was funny, Jerk.
    "I'm telling my mom on u!"
    She needs to change her tampon & quit her bitching.

    #snitch

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  90. Enty holds grudges and makes up stories who knew? And actually her lips dont look botoxed. So there are two stories contradicting his one so far.

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  91. To play devil's advocate here, of course Kat is going to say that.

    OTOH, Enty has always been full o' shite.

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    1. A lot of people have a vested interest in discrediting Enty's account, especially Kat

      I just was like holy shit Kat is coming back swinging. Hope she has the Lulu Lemon TaTa Tamer. Titties be flying all ova the place. Someone page Lucas and B. Profane, stat!

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    2. @ Lady H- Why especially Kat?

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    3. Because she is the lead of the show! She could've ignored the post, but Kat is instead bringing it back to the forefront. She not only got a public forum to deny Enty's report, but it keeps the buzz going. Let's see how else they will hype up her cameo to draw higher ratings...

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  92. @ButterKwup besides her saying it someone impartial (I suppose) backed up her story. I guess we'll see as the days go by.

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  93. @sandybrook- yeah. I honestly have no horse in this race, but a part of me would like to believe that Lilo was able to work for 4 hours in a row without too much incident.

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  94. Says she was invited back so we will see if she actually does or not.

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  95. I will miss you, Sherry. And if I ever get a cottage in Northern Michigan... you just know what I will call it .-)

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  96. Count me as another who thought that we were having another manic Aussie-filled post. Oh well, glad to see it's just a "regular" CDaN thread.

    Happy Friday, everyone!

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  97. Ha, LowKey!
    She was hopped up on Mountain Dew, Chip!

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  98. DON'T BE RACIST ABOUT AUSTRALIANS!

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      Yeah - +1! (Well, 'token Aussie' in my case as I do spend a fair amount of time over there)

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  99. My fingers are so crossed so hard ...

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  100. Have a great weekend Sherry!

    I'm off to bed because I'm lame, but good night to everyone. And I'm more than a little disappointed that a crazy random didn't show up and make things awkward.

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  101. 140+ comments, another big hug at the water cooler! (CDaN speak: vodka kooler). Been on the road all week, but keeping up with "crazies" of here.
    @derek, YES, watching canada BB!....damn, family calling.....

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  102. I want to apologise to any & all that I offended in my rant last night, TTM, I have no idea why you triggered my rant, you really have nothing to do with the personal angst I was having last night.
    Count, I plucked your feathers obviously because you seemed to have a strong backbone to spar with and you passed with flying colors, thank you for your patience.
    Ethorne, you have won my heart.
    I became someone I am not, and strive not to be online and ashamed of my rantings.
    My sincerest apologies everyone, this is a great blog, with a newfound community . I hope I am not labeled as a troll, as I would be more than happy to be accepted with my comments.
    &&&& for the record Count, NO, I will never send photos, my body sizes, etc. to you or anyone, you freaking perv!
    But I do like u a little more since our sparring!
    Again, I truly am regretful of my rants everyone.

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      I only saw the deleted posts, but major ups / kudos to you for apologising!

      We all have bad days and say things we regret ... onwards and upwards :-)

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  103. I'm sorry you're having a rough go of it, Pony, everybody has crap days sometimes. I accept your apology. And I never thought you were a troll. Peace.

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      @TTM I was thinking of you the other day when Emma Thompson was on Ellen. I know you think she's really funny ... I was thinking 'Hmmm - I wonder if TTM has seen this'. She was actually quite funny on the show.

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  104. I have a date tomorrow!!!!! Just got home eating Chinese food in bed as I type. Hey Kimba!!! miss ya girl! OMFG I have no idea how that RATCHEN fool is apart of my circle @Sherry. I never use that circle---I dont even use Gmail unless to log into here and I dont even have to log on my computer saves my pswd etc. I am gonna try to block her--can I do tha t?? help-PLEASE! I think the majoraty of people here are awesome obviosuly---learned so many things --I love this site. sorry a bit drunk--happy now at Kristin lol

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    1. Congrats on the date, Derek! Woot!

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  105. one person in my circle is whatever that is lolllll
    None of yall considered to add me?! (I LITERALLY ; ) didnt know what that was?***

    @Count of course dude! I can be your wing-man at the bar ---I cant get the girls and you can attempt to chain them to a radiator?

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  106. Anonymous8:39 PM

    That's awesome, Poni-tayl.

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  107. Anonymous8:43 PM

    Crikey - it's taken me hours to read up on all that has happened in the past few days ... there's been more drama than you can poke a stick at - this place with all its quirky characters has all the makings of a very cool little soap opera :-)

    @FSP - I had no idea that Chris Pine had been arrested on drink driving charges. I thought they'd wrapped up on the 'Z for Zachariah' set so he must've been held back to face Court. He'll probably be slapped with community service (gardening flower beds in local towns; cleaning kennels at animal shelters; giving talks to aspiring drama students) and a fine, given he was over the limit but not by a huge amount. But wrong nonetheless and nobody gets off here - it doesn't matter who you are or what you do.

    I'm praying they find the missing Malaysia Airlines plane soon ... thank you, Enty, for putting up a post on it ... it's so terribly sad that seven days on, there's still no trace of it :-(

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  108. @astro---what did I say? lol
    honestly I HATE that Rach person obvis. and that Bee Haven was annoying ---I saw that she was the one and only person to add me to a "circle" whatever that is and thought it was like FB and ignored it thinking it would go away

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    1. Derek my dear, weren't you trying to say to Count "I can get the girls..."

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    2. D-- You know better than to link strangers to your circle! Half of us here are not well; not counting the Australians, of course (*wink*)

      Drunk Harvey, one second you're making innocent friends and the next...all that's left are some of your teeth made into a windchime that gently sways in the Appalachian breeze.

      Sweet Dreams!!!

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  109. @Poni, I wasn't in on the whole thing and missed a bunch with the deleted posts, but I have to say I have respect for someone who sees what they did and not only cops to it, but also apologizes. I hope whatever angst you were suffering from is relieved and that you're having a good weekend.

    I'm apologizing for calling you a turkey (I get in a kerfluffle when it comes to TTM after The Gorgon went after her).

    Cheers after tears, amirite? :D After hours mimosa toast!

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  110. @Poni-tayl: No pics? DANG!

    Other than that, it is the internet. Don't sweat it.

    @Derek: Get it, Bro!

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  111. And that right there, is TalksTooMuch :)

    Most gracious reader here.

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  112. oh! lolllllllllll
    you know what I meant and believe it or not I am relatively attractive (from what I have been told my whole life) lol but funnny

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    1. I have good taste Derek. Email me a photo (of your face) and I will give you my honest feedback. If you want styling advice wear your favourite chick pulling outfit.

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  113. Kristin--!!!! what is a circle why is that clown in my circle (the only person!!!) and how do I get rid of it---

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  114. Ahahaha, Derek!!
    Bee's ur new best fran, boo.
    U shld creep on her account before u block.
    Then run. Screaming.

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  115. I glanced at it ---waaah I am so confused!

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  116. whatever FTR I am not affiliated with that---Never have been never will

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  117. Anonymous8:56 PM

    Another stellar 24 hours... Imma pass out soon. Night all!

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  118. True Thanks everyone (TTM, COUNT J, & every-1 else), it means a ton, after I posted, I saw the detrimental rave, and otherwise, if I were in your shoes would dismiss that person/poster as an idiot for life. (Well some of u may have already...but that's understood).
    Again Count, STFU about the pics & measurements already!

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  119. thanks! A guy needs to get laid every 6 months if u know what I am sayin----I am just really confused bout this circle thing---guess I will figure it out tomorrow---night yall! ***still drunk and dehydrated as hell from the fried rice!)

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  120. @Derek: LOL! You will be my gay bait for women? Start talking to them about chick stuff to lure them in for me and I pounce once they are lulled into a false sense of safety? It sounds too simple not to work. What is this gonna cost me? Hopefully just booze and drugs, with a bonus for every walk of shame that happens, of course.

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  121. No comprende Count? Yep, I'm an ass?

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  122. oh my lanta............
    @Astro its cool--I know how to dress and ---well nvmn chat later?

    @K lmao---Yay I can be the one bitching about the hangover tomorrow lol xo

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  123. @Poni: No. "Yep" meaning I won't make anymore jokes to you about pics.

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  124. Grazzi Count
    Now send me your photos...KIDDING! DON'T!

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  125. Looks like there was some drama last night, that I missed. Again. Good! I can't keep up with the trollies anymore. :(

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  126. @Derek, good luck but you won't need it.
    A Reminder To Believe in Love

    @Pony: Way to hug it out
    Respect, yo!

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  127. thanks!@Lady---you are very smart, funny and nice---#QueenKathleen

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    1. Wow. Thanks Derek. You are too sweet. Get that drank on!

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  128. @Poni: if the camera added 2" instead of 10 lbs, I would.

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  129. The angst and the remorse. Deja vu!

    Slightly disappointed I didn't start a Randoms #5 drama. At the very least I expected to be schooled in 'Australian' not being a 'race.' I guess TTM's inherent non- confrontationalism is rubbing off on people ;)

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  130. I'd pay buttloads of money for a live feed of Derek trying to figure out Google circles right now.

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  131. Wig, I snicker-snorted. Not cool, Wiglet, not cool. I feel like Carrie Bradshaw farting in bed. (I did start watching SatC and I'm waiting for it to get better.)

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    1. C'mon Seven, the Google Circle Monologue was pure gold. Derek will chuckle.

      Are you watching SATC from season 1? Why would you do this to yourself?

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  132. I wish I was as manic as Bee, alas amphetamine is not my friend, but if it was I sure get a shit load more done! Oh and comment more but I just can't stay up that late so I like the weekend when peeps ain't at work :)

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  133. Chuckles Count,
    I really like your quality of virtue when asked.
    Thank You, and might I say you have a rare virtue on the internet.
    Night Sir Count.

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  134. TY @Lady
    TY @ 7
    TY@Cocoa
    TY TTM
    TY C.J.
    TY Ethorne!
    Thanx for the love. (& anyone else I missed, my apologies)

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  135. @stepforded, I'm in Auckland, mail me and we can be cDAaN dork landers :)

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      @Gabi - really?!!!! How awesome! I thought I was the only Kiwi here!

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  136. Anonymous11:53 PM

    Does anyone here know what's going on at E! News?

    There seems to be a huge revolving door of hosts ... mostly female ... last night they had Brandi Glanville; tonight they have Brooke Burke-Charvet (who is very good, by the way); Ali Fedotowsky often makes an appearance ... surely they're not recruiting, as they have a pretty full house? (Even though Ashlan Gorse went some months back they have a new male presenter).

    Someone suggested that E! fired all its staff and got everyone back as freelancers (to save big $ on benefits they'd no longer have to offer) but I can't imagine them doing that to Guiliana, Terence, Jason and Cat ...

    Fill me in, please! :-)

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  137. @stepforded, dunno, I've been here enjoying the banter and wishing I were as funny and sharp as everyone else here, you all make for great reading and entertainment.
    I've been wondering also why someone would watch SATC again, hehehe. I, instead, saw Panic a film with William h. Macy, neve Campbell, John Ritter, Donald Sutherland, I really liked it, the actors are so good, the story is not bad, wish it had better script, it's a good movie overall.

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  138. As usual, all of the action happens after I leave. Glad everyone has made up! Here's to hoping we get a reveal on MV or coke mom today!!!

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  139. C' Mon! Let's get this party STARTED!

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  140. I don't check my computer for three days and this is what I come back to! What have you crazy kids done to the place!

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  141. Well..warfare broke out, resulting in a big win for tribe TTM but ponytahl had the immunity idol and her apology returned her to the fold...
    Big news:
    Now that enty has the numbers, there's hope for a MV or coke mom reveal
    AND the new stats ratings are due
    OTT, how's by you?

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  142. Damn I missed all the fun yesterday.'

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