I looked at these in the DM - ScarJo's peplum dress hides the supposed baby bump perfectly, but her boobies are pregnant lady perfection - I mean, seriously, those are bound to stop traffic!
I've loved Seth Green since that awful teen movie (the one with Jennifer Love Hewit and a young Peter Facinelli...you know the one...) Of all the kids in that movie, I'm pretty sure Seth has aged the best.
Cobie Smulders does look fun to have a beer with (like most of us Canadian chicks). Her comedic timing on HIMYM is excellent. I would like to double date with her and Taran Killam, he pulls the best faces on SNL.
I would've pegged ( no pun intended ) ScarJo as your number one Count.
I tried to watch some pregnancy porn my last pregnancy with my guy. I had it in my head maybe it might be fun .. It was actually just realllllly sad. Perhaps if it was some real life couple amateur maybe .. But a DP pregnant video made me squeamish , and not in a good way!
@Alicia: Eh, the 3 I listed were all new to me, so I went with that. ScarJo I'm sure will pique my interest again once she starts filling out.
Lots of the preggo videos are made out of despair. One chick who was a fave during her brief time in porn, Larissa Fox, wound up doing her first anal scene when she was pregnant. She must have needed the money really bad, as it was made for a second rate site, probably shot in someone's apartment. You rarely get real professional preggo stuff out of top studios, which sucks, because I would prefer preggo videos to be more "arty"/erotic than gonzo.
Although, PregnantMary.com was MaryJane Johnson's site for her pregnancy videos, shot with her baby daddy, and the quality there is very good. Allie Sin and one of the Milton twins are the only other "name" performers I can recall doing preggo scenes off the top of my head.
Almost all of the preggo porn in my archives is photos. Progression ones or before and during are my faves.
Quick Google Search turns up a Pregnant Porn Tube site, which seems to compile clips from other places. Looks like mostly 80's and 90's stuff transferred from VHS to digital. Don't go there unless you have ad block on, I imagine there are tons of pop ups and what not.
@Alicia: I'll be your porn consultant. I will recommend porn for anyone who asks, whether they are looking for something of a certain genre or they dig on a certain type chick/mope. I'm not really up on mopes, cause meat gazing aint my thing, but I'll do what I can.
I love Seth Green!
ReplyDeleteI love Seth Meyers. Too bad he's not even in these photos.
ReplyDeleteSo thaaaat's Chris Evans.... not Chris Pine.
ReplyDeleteSquinty Renner needs sunglasses!
All these girls look really fine even ScarJo and her bump.
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ReplyDeleteOZ!
ReplyDeleteScarJo looks wonderful. I'm happy for her.
If that's Chris Evans, who is Chris Walken?
ReplyDelete#whattheflux
ScarJo looks amazing, as usual.
@Kristin. Funny you mention Chris Walken & ScarJo. ;)
Delete@LaToya GAAAAH!! Who does these things??
DeleteWhere is Seven? She always knows how to destroy the bad stuff. Put it in lava! Set fire to its entrails! Take a spork to the monster's temple!
I looked at these in the DM - ScarJo's peplum dress hides the supposed baby bump perfectly, but her boobies are pregnant lady perfection - I mean, seriously, those are bound to stop traffic!
ReplyDeleteScarjo - whats up with the hooker skirt?
ReplyDeleteChris Evans mmmmm
Cobie is always so cute. She seems like she'd be fun to drink beer with.
JRenner - theres something evil about you, but I still like you
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ReplyDeleteJeremy Renner totally looks like that dude from Hannah Montana...Jason Earls!!!
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ReplyDeleteScar Jo's boob deserve their own twitter account
ReplyDeleteI've loved Seth Green since that awful teen movie (the one with Jennifer Love Hewit and a young Peter Facinelli...you know the one...)
ReplyDeleteOf all the kids in that movie, I'm pretty sure Seth has aged the best.
Cobie Smulders does look fun to have a beer with (like most of us Canadian chicks). Her comedic timing on HIMYM is excellent. I would like to double date with her and Taran Killam, he pulls the best faces on SNL.
Scarlet looks amazing. I'm happy for Emily Van Camp, finally got a break for movies.
ReplyDeleteScarlett has the perfect pregnancy outfit on, still sexy but bump hidden. Kartrashians take note.
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ReplyDeleteSmulders
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I would've pegged ( no pun intended ) ScarJo as your number one Count.
ReplyDeleteI tried to watch some pregnancy porn my last pregnancy with my guy. I had it in my head maybe it might be fun .. It was actually just realllllly sad. Perhaps if it was some real life couple amateur maybe .. But a DP pregnant video made me squeamish , and not in a good way!
ScarJo does look wonderful here!
ReplyDeletePlease exit your closet.
ReplyDelete@Alicia: Eh, the 3 I listed were all new to me, so I went with that. ScarJo I'm sure will pique my interest again once she starts filling out.
ReplyDeleteLots of the preggo videos are made out of despair. One chick who was a fave during her brief time in porn, Larissa Fox, wound up doing her first anal scene when she was pregnant. She must have needed the money really bad, as it was made for a second rate site, probably shot in someone's apartment. You rarely get real professional preggo stuff out of top studios, which sucks, because I would prefer preggo videos to be more "arty"/erotic than gonzo.
Although, PregnantMary.com was MaryJane Johnson's site for her pregnancy videos, shot with her baby daddy, and the quality there is very good. Allie Sin and one of the Milton twins are the only other "name" performers I can recall doing preggo scenes off the top of my head.
Almost all of the preggo porn in my archives is photos. Progression ones or before and during are my faves.
Quick Google Search turns up a Pregnant Porn Tube site, which seems to compile clips from other places. Looks like mostly 80's and 90's stuff transferred from VHS to digital. Don't go there unless you have ad block on, I imagine there are tons of pop ups and what not.
That is everything I know on the subject.
Lol!! @Count - I should've asked your advice on this subject months ago!
ReplyDeleteCanadachick, ScarJo does need a Twitter for her tits. They're (maybe) real and spectacular.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is Cobie Smulders wearing? Looks like a pant/dress.
I'm not familiar with half the others although they are all lovely girls. Chloe Bennett is hot.
@Alicia: I'll be your porn consultant. I will recommend porn for anyone who asks, whether they are looking for something of a certain genre or they dig on a certain type chick/mope. I'm not really up on mopes, cause meat gazing aint my thing, but I'll do what I can.
ReplyDeleteThis can be done on here or via email.