Monday, March 03, 2014

The Strangest Two Minute Conversation With Paula Patton At Vanity Fair Party

The only spy I had at the Vanity Fair party is someone I have known for a very long time and has been providing information to the site since almost day one. She didn't know Paula Patton would be at the party. She only recognized her because she looked at faces from the party last year and knew who she was. She says that Paula was on her phone the entire time. Literally did not stop looking down at it every few seconds and then every few minutes furiously typing away. She flitted from group to group and knew some people there but it was awkward for everyone. No one knew what to say and she was involved in very brief hellos or hugs and air kisses but there was nothing to say to her. My spy went up to her and tried to start a conversation about the movie Paula did earlier this year but Paula would just stare down at her phone and then try and remember the question. The spy started talking about New York and Paula started talking about pizza and then looked down at her phone again and apparently got a message because she said she had to write back and started texting like crazy and then when Paula looked up my spy expected Paula to finish where she left off but complimented my spy on a role she had a long time ago and then started talking about high school and pizza and walked away.


44 comments:

  1. hmm sure you have spies*

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  2. My guess is the spy is Andrea Parker, longtime friend of Enty's, and was on "The Pretender".

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  3. Broad was obviously trying to line up cocaine and dick for afterwards.

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  4. She must really miss her swain.

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  5. She's beautiful, nobody said she's got substance.
    Yeesh, Enty, high standards much?

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  6. @janele
    so do people know who the entry lawyer is then? is he some actor or a lawyer?

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  7. Sounds like a woman who just broke up with her mate of the last 20 years was at a party and didnt have many if any friends there. I'm sure you're implying she was high, but she's always high. This is sad.

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    1. I agree with you. Sounds like she's probably still trying to stay in touch with Robin. Break ups are hard. Even worse when the guy has been shitty to you.

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    2. Or in touch with someone keeping tabs on Robin for her last night?

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  8. @cubsfan: There was some speculation that Enty is Jeff Cohen (Chunk for "The Goonies".) Jeff's an entertainment & intellectual property lawyer in Beverly Hills. If he is Enty, I think it's awesome.

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    1. Anonymous12:21 AM

      @StewMcG - yep; looks like him (same hairline and physique you could see from the silhouette that E! special on H'wood Secret Societies)

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  9. I know it's awful, but I always think of Jonah Hill as a grown up Chunk...

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  10. Anonymous8:50 AM

    She finally got her neck proportional to her head and body.

    Baby steps people.

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  11. If it is Andrea Parker she is creepy in Pretty Little Liars. Tell her to give us the dirt on that cast.

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  12. one of Enties is a paparazzi.on twitter,he posted his own pics on celebrities ( Anne hathaway in a farm market or jessica alba in a park for example) and every time,there are some paps pics released

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  13. @hollywood dime
    i agree with your idea

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  14. My guess at the "spy" is Amanda Peet. She's the spy Enty used to call "AP" back in the early days of the blog.

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  15. Or, it's "Andrea Parker" as someone posted above. Shoot. I thought I had finally CSI'd some shit out.

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  16. so if entry lawyer is the actor from the goonies if he is, what made him decided to start this and basically talk crap about celebs and etc? he always seems so angry.

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  17. so if entry lawyer is the actor from the goonies if he is, what made him decided to start this and basically talk crap about celebs and etc? he always seems so angry.

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  19. She's probably broken. Good for her for showing up and looking great.

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  20. cubsfan, the original ENty was not bitter and angry at all, he was pretty cool. It's the new ones that have deep problems, especially with women.

    As for Paula, I don't see what the big deal is, she just walked away from a very long marriage and lots of betrayal, of course she's distracted.

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  21. Grown up lawyer Chunk can be seen on the Goonies Blu-Ray. I don't think he's Enty.

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  22. No way, slap, the AP is totally Amanda Peet, you were right. Enty outed her as his source a few months ago

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  23. Yeah Cubs this version of CDaN is nothing like the original one. Enty was cool and sometimes not often some really long stories and reveals get reprinted that are really interesting.

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  24. And I stand corrected because Enty just posted Amanda Peet standing on a Vanity Fair logo.

    Good job, Slap!

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  25. What was weird about I. It's obvious Paula had the shit going on that to worry about what ur friend had to say

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  26. She was probably getting texts from Robin. Isn't he on the road and dedicated a song to her?

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  27. Pizz and high school? Lol

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  28. Who cares. There have been times where i've been preoccupied like Paula. She's going through a lot right now. Leave Paula alone.

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  29. It had to have been tough for her. I hope these two crazy kids work it out.

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  30. cubsfan - it's not so much anger as a failed attempt at snark.

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  31. I think Enty is Joe Mooski from the Stern Show.

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  32. Rashida Jones is also one of his sources or used to be at least.

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  33. Doesn't sound like she acted that strange considering she's going through a separation/divorce, is probably emotional and sometimes going out and smoozing by herself is hard. This is kind of making a mountain out of a molehill situation. Wonder if you read these...

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  34. Probably typing to the nanny or her parents are blowing up her phone, unless her agent is brokering a deal then and there.

    I assume Enty is the friend of Ari Emmanuel who ran a porn site out of Endeavor's offices at the agency's beginnings.

    Or is a legal documents transcriber.

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  35. Anonymous12:26 AM

    I don't blame her for being distracted. She'd been with the guy since high school, through thick and thin, and finally found the strength to leave him ... but despite doing so, probably finds herself second-guessing what she did.

    Judging by an interview I saw with her on E! a few months back, I don't think she's a natural talker anyway, but she was no doubt trying to get out and about and move on with her life last night but is going to find that hard until she can put Robin behind her.

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    1. Anonymous12:31 AM

      PS: Maybe talking about pizza and high school were her strategies for not crying and taking her mind off whatever was occupying her thoughts while she was texting. A technique I use when meeting new people for work is to say a few words about something (it's always the same thing) which nearly always leads them to respond by taking a good few minutes talking about themself, which gives me ample time to think of something else to say or put whatever is on my mind, out of my thoughts.

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  36. Anna Kendrick is his busiest spy by far. Probably not the first or longest, though.

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