Wednesday, April 23, 2014
Blind Item #7
Well, well, well. This B list mostly movie actress who is relying on her A+ list name recognition to stay in the B list range needed a window repaired in the bedroom of her apartment because of a bird strike. Apparently some furniture had to be moved and behind one of the pieces of furniture were several sex toys. I wonder if she used them when she was married to her actor ex. Probably needed to.
Katie Holmes??
ReplyDeleteI doubt i'd be wrong if i said Katie.
ReplyDeleteAnd, God bless her. Nothing to be ashamed of.
ReplyDeleteI wanna say Demi/Asston lol
ReplyDeleteYeah, thinking Katie sounds right. Rock those anal beads, Kate!
ReplyDeleteAre we all supposed to be horrified by this?
ReplyDeleteSo help me, I read bird strike and all I could think of were birds with signs picketing the window and screeching "SCAB" at birds who refused to participate.
ReplyDeleteA bird strike? Maybe where I live the birds aren't huge. How much damage are birds going to do to a window?
Clutching my pearls!
ReplyDeleteYeah gotta be Katie since she sure wasn't getting any with Tom.
It can happen to anyone
ReplyDeleteHelped a buddy move some furniture around in a farm house apt. he had. Had to swing a fridge through a doorway, w/ a nightstand right there. He was too lazy to clear anything out before I got there, and refused to move the nightstand. W/ the fridge 1/2 way through, there was no way the nightstand wasn't going to move. I picked it up and behind it were the following items: Jurrgens, a bent candle, a beat up porno mag, and a holster. He didn't offer an explanation while I was laughing.
ReplyDeleteNever found any sex toys while working for the moving company. A couple of slap mags here and there.
Thank you Doc Johnson and Don Wand.
ReplyDeleteBeing totally honest here, but is there any woman out there who DOESN'T own a vibrator and/or sex toys ??
ReplyDeleteHall Monitor, if they hit with their beak, they can make a hole, just like a rock thrown.
ReplyDeleteScandalous.
ReplyDeleteOnly Enty would think this qualifies as a blind item.
ReplyDelete@JimmyPX I know a couple of girls that swear they don't use toys/vibrators. They say it feel unnatural. They prefer their hands and there's nothing wrong with that either. Now back to lurking ...
ReplyDeleteScarlett and Ryan Reynolds? I feel like Scarlett would be A though
ReplyDeleteCan't be Demi/Asston. She wouldn't need them after spending years with a douchebag.
ReplyDeleteAniston/pitt
ReplyDeleteWho hides their toys under a piece of furniture? What happened to the good old fashioned "drawer in the night stand"?
ReplyDeleteIn my experience (admittedly limited enough so as not to provide an accurate statistical sample) the ratio is about 75% with toys and 25% without.
ReplyDeleteWell, well, well. Indeed!
ReplyDeleteConsidering Katie Holmes doesn't live in a home she shared with Cruise, I don't think she fits.
ReplyDeleteI reckon this could be Katie as well, with enty having a little swing at weird old toms sexuality,
ReplyDelete@ little miss smoke and mirrors, It does not say it was in a home shared with her ex, it says it was in her apartment. I'd assume when she left tom she would take her sex toys with her,,,,,She should be careful though with little suri about,,,
katie took her stuff with her.. a lonely girl is a lonely girl.. no shame in your game girl..
ReplyDeleteScarlett jumped out when I was reading this.
ReplyDeleteIf one of the sex toys was a strapon dildo it would be a slam dunk- katie.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you CindyK! I've had a Toy Drawer for over a decade! Who cares?
ReplyDeleteOh God no...not DILDOS! Are you saying she had more than one, as in a bunch of dildos?! This WILL be revealed!
ReplyDeletelol, Snootches. The horrrrrror!
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