This celebrity offspring was a very brief B- list reality star before reverting to strictly celebrity. At an event this week she got blitzed and wouldn't stop hitting on the married man who signs her paychecks. It'snot the most embarrassing thing her family has done by a long shot.
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Delete@ Lady H, I can totally see Kelly hitting on a ' daddy'. I'm actually surprised she hasn't gone the bobblehead twin route before .
ReplyDeleteCould be Kelly O but am going with Hogan because she has done less with her life
DeleteI know a guy who did lighting for House of Blues. Kelly was shitfaced there and just grabbed him out of nowhere. They were sucking face all over the venue. She would do something like this, especially if drunk, that's why I guessed her. But Kelly is higher profile and the Hogans are embarrassing. I know the Osbournes can be out there, but I would never be fucking embarrassed to be a spawn of Ozzy's metal god loins! Now the Hogans by appearance alone let alone their behavior- THAT is some shameful shit. I still have flashbacks of Hulkporn
DeleteLady H, Don't hurt me but Ozzy alone can't counteract Sharon and spawn. Hogan no longer registers with humans, their time in rthe sun ended with the 90's
DeleteLol jazz! Sharon can be embarrassing but I would much rather be an Osbournes than a Hogan. They look like Ooompa Loompas jumped off the Matterhorn and fucked those scary snow monsters
DeleteBRIEFLY B, missed a crucial word..
DeleteOK Lady, ya got me. Brooke it is :-D
Too true Lady.
DeleteOld joke ( I'm gonna get you sucka) of when a woman takes off the bust enhancement, the false lashes etc. Who are you really bedding? Lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-1C6QlvHl8
You did NOT @jazz! I love that fucking movie! Lol reminds me of that OTHER old related joke: Why is it called a Wonderbra? Because you wonder where her tits went!
DeleteLol@ Lady. I think plastic surgery is so prevalent Because it can't be removed.
DeleteGotta wonder, do the ' enhanced' ever look at their ugly kids and wonder what happened? O:-)
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ReplyDeleteI'd say Kelly before Brooke because Kelly actually has a job. Who is signing Brooke's checks?
ReplyDeleteGood point. I shouldn't have deleted my first guess (Kelly O) LOL
DeleteDoesn't Brooke do wrestling or some shit now?
Brooke has lived in Nashville for a few years now and is recording a Country album. She has a nice voice. Not too mention a rough life. The Hogan family is parallel to the Lohans and Brooke seems like the only decent one.
ReplyDeleteFrancesca Eastwood.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason Bristol Palin came to mind.
ReplyDeleteI'm with @bflogirl. That family is cray.
DeleteTori Spelling. I wish. Tired of the sanctimonious "poor Tori" sycophants. She and her husband deserve each other.
ReplyDeleteSo if it's Brooke, doesn't daddy sign her checks? So is enty saying she is now kissing daddy in public instead of the bedroom? Hulk doesn't write blank checks for nothing in return, and he sure as hell doesn't date-fuck-marry. Brooke lookalikes by accident.
ReplyDelete@Steampunk -Agree with the Kelly guess. I don't think any of the others are really classified as celebrities yet.
ReplyDeleteI'm liking the Palin guess.
ReplyDeleteKelly O. Having a rough time right now after break up, I hear. Worry she will return to using.
ReplyDeleteAli Lohan.
ReplyDeleteSo Kelly was hitting on Ted Harbet?
ReplyDeleteBut I thought Joan Rivers signed Kelly's pay cheques? She is all of the Fashion Police panel members' boss ... and I thought she funded their wages through her production company?
ReplyDeleteI have no idea. Lady H made a good case for Brooke Hogan, and that may be the better guess.
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