I was hoping there would be some Paul Rudd or Thor to cancel out the Rumer Willis crotch shot, but alas, we got Drake Bell wearing Ken Doll's Sunday best and Zendaya wearing grandpa's handkerchiefs.
Rumer's face actually looks attractive in that picture. However that skirt.......horrendous. What woman wants attention drawn to the stretch marks on her hips? (90% of women have them from growing)
@wiglet: she is trying to do leeloo. Ugh. I just can't. I wrote you a video summary as you requested. I wrote it especially for you so I will be Heisenhurt if you don't read it!
Thank sweet baby jeebus for Sarah McLaughlin or I wouldn't have known anyone here except Pantless up top. It seriously looks like everybody was attacked by scissors. At random
My theory is that she's finally given up on the idea of real fame and decided just to get noticed by wearing trashy clothing. Pretty pathetic to have to resort to that when you've got movie star parents with all the connections in the world.
Rumor should have gotten an education and done something non-celebrity-related with her life. She has no chance trying to sell herself as a sex symbol with freakin' Demi Moore as her mom. Nobody can measure up to what Demi has been.
Stacy needs to move her hand. The baby won't fall out, I promise. (WHY do pregnant slebs always do that? Are they reminding us that they're pregnant, not fat?)
notice that fucking chin
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ReplyDeleteNice pink thong Taterhead
ReplyDeleteI was hoping there would be some Paul Rudd or Thor to cancel out the Rumer Willis crotch shot, but alas, we got Drake Bell wearing Ken Doll's Sunday best and Zendaya wearing grandpa's handkerchiefs.
ReplyDeleteWednesday, call Monday!
Drake Bell favors Chris Isyks in that pic
ReplyDeleteRumer's face actually looks attractive in that picture. However that skirt.......horrendous. What woman wants attention drawn to the stretch marks on her hips? (90% of women have them from growing)
ReplyDeletePlease tell me those are panties and not Rumer's potato taco.
ReplyDelete@wiglet: she is trying to do leeloo. Ugh. I just can't. I wrote you a video summary as you requested. I wrote it especially for you so I will be Heisenhurt if you don't read it!
DeleteHeisenberg, I'll go read. I didn't realize you accepted the assignment.
DeleteI was distracted by (sfw) potato to taco.
(Bringing it full circle today)
WORD
DeleteI need to watch Rat Race again soon
Haha potato taco. Pathetic desperation.
ReplyDeleteRumer is probably happy she didn't go commando.
ReplyDeleteI dont know who most of these people are or what they have to do with music except Sarah.
Is that Betty Who (dumb name, it's strange she is not from the US) a giant or the cutie near her is a midget?
ReplyDeleteMiley got the cover and couldn't go to the party. :( She's been moved back to Cali, from Missouri, but she is still inpatient.
ReplyDeletedoes Rumer have a chance with Demi as her Mom?
ReplyDeletecalling all the basic bitches: last night was your party.. and you rocked it!!
ReplyDeleteThat video cracks me up every time
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ReplyDeleteI need to bleach my eyes after that Taterhead sighting. Gahhh
ReplyDelete1-4, I know who they are - with the exception of Sarah, god how I wish I didn't...
ReplyDeleteStacy, go away. Please?
Sophia, darling, your legs are a different color than the rest of you, and someone forgot to change you out of your towel and into your skirt....
5-9, I have no idea who these people are. Am I old? I read the gossip, so I've seen the names. But I have no idea why they are famous...
Rumor, putting your damn pink vagina away!! No one wants to see that!
ReplyDeleteGrrr, Rumer!
ReplyDeleteP: Aly/AJ tag team
ReplyDeleteM: Keiblr
B: Bush
Thank sweet baby jeebus for Sarah McLaughlin or I wouldn't have known anyone here except Pantless up top. It seriously looks like everybody was attacked by scissors. At random
ReplyDeleteRumer Willis must be stopped.
ReplyDeleteMy theory is that she's finally given up on the idea of real fame and decided just to get noticed by wearing trashy clothing. Pretty pathetic to have to resort to that when you've got movie star parents with all the connections in the world.
I would love Rumer's outfit if the holes were smaller.
ReplyDeleteKinda sad when Stacy Keibler is the classy one of the group of photos.
ReplyDeleteRunner looks ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteI am gonna nitpick for a moment...Sophia's feet look scrunched up in those dainty shoes.
Rumor should have gotten an education and done something non-celebrity-related with her life. She has no chance trying to sell herself as a sex symbol with freakin' Demi Moore as her mom. Nobody can measure up to what Demi has been.
ReplyDeleteRumer Willis: It's a CUSP party! C-U-S-P. Please go home, watch a Spelling Bee, and think about what you've done.
ReplyDeleteThat was a blast from my now teenager's past right there.
ReplyDeleteRumer, oh Rumer... you will never be hot. Stop trying to make it happen. "Cute" is the best you should aim for.
ReplyDeleteStacy continues to look stunning. I still say she outsmarted Georgie Porgie.
ReplyDeleteStacy is glowing.
ReplyDeleteStacy needs to move her hand. The baby won't fall out, I promise. (WHY do pregnant slebs always do that? Are they reminding us that they're pregnant, not fat?)
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