This B list mostly movie actor has dated some really famous A list actresses. He also says that he is afraid of getting his hair wet so it is a huge production when he actually washes his hair which he only does every few weeks.
My daughter gets it wet and puts conditioner in everyday. She's mixed so it's a poofball every morning but its so pretty with natural blonde highlights.
He's afraid to wash his hair because... 1. He's afraid he'll wash the color out. 2. Afraid it will fall out 3. Stinky hair weeds out the starfuckers 4. Hair products are too expensive and there's no better oil than your own 5. His hair is unruley(sp?) i.e. curly, kinky, frizzy,etc... 6. He wants to look like Andy Garcia
I have 2 half siblings and two first cousins who hated getting their hair wet. My siblings' mother had to let them lay in a chair outside of the tub to wash their hair. My dad threw water in our faces every bath to make sure my brother and I didn't have this issue.
JT is the rumored answer to the plug blind, but I'm more apt to believe they're extensions rather than plugs. He would fit, if it said B-list sometimes actor.
@Airhead I thought Depp too but is he really B list ? I thought he was considered permanent A list. He is mostly movies but started out on TV so I'm unsure.
@Snootches Very true on unleashing the power of the curl. I used to sit in the audience when JT was on the new MMC. He had epically curly hair as a young thing than.
I like Violet's Owen Wilson guess. He seems nutty enough to make a production out of washing his hair. He also looks over-coifed and heavily made up lots of the time.
Def DON'T don't think it's Leto. He goes with grunge look but he's usually clean and is hair is on tight. ( as in "real") Like Owen Wilson guess cuz his hair is looking more n more "frail". What about the obvious, the other JT = Travolta? I guess the tall is he's more of a tupe guy tho ?? IDK
Seven - Plain ol' cornstarch works really well. So does baby powder, but a lot of folks think talc is bad for you.
At one point, I experimented with making my own dry shampoo, bought all these different flours and powders, herbs, and essential oils. There was one I really liked, but I got lazy and just grab cornstarch now.
If it's a toupee or a, ha ha, "hair system", of course they aren't going to want to wash their hair..the shampoo and conditioner would emulsify the glue.
"She asks me why, I'm just a hairy guy I'm hairy noon and night, hair that's a fright I'm hairy high and low, don't ask me why, don't know It's not for lack of bread, like the Greatful Dead, darlin'
Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen Give me down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer Here baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy
Hair, flow it, show it Long as God can grow, my hair
Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees Give a home to the fleas, in my hair A home for fleas, a hive for the buzzing bees A nest for birds, there ain't no words For the beauty, splendor, the wonder of my hair
Oh say, can you see my eyes if you can Then my hair's too short Down with here, down to there Down till there, down to where it's stuck by itself
They'll be ga-ga at the go-go, when they see me in my toga My toga made of blond, brilliantined, biblical hair My hair like Jesus wore it, Hallelujah I adore it Hallelujah Mary loved her son, why don't my mother love me?
Hair, flow it, show it Long as God can grow My hair, flow it, show it Long as God can grow My hair, flow it, show it Long as God can grow My hair"
Ryan Phillippe?
ReplyDeleteHe seems like a big ol bundle of Neurosis...
Someone with skanky hair? Owen Wilson's can look a bit straw like on occasion.
ReplyDeleteViolet, it must be somebody with straight hair. If I wash my curls more than once a week, I look like...a brown bush. :D
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain steamy. If I wash mine more than once a week I look like an adult version of orphan Annie (for info that is not a good look).
DeleteMy daughter gets it wet and puts conditioner in everyday. She's mixed so it's a poofball every morning but its so pretty with natural blonde highlights.
DeleteSteam, that's not necessarily true.
ReplyDeleteKeanu! He seems to get all the stinky actor guesses
ReplyDeleteHe's afraid to wash his hair because...
ReplyDelete1. He's afraid he'll wash the color out.
2. Afraid it will fall out
3. Stinky hair weeds out the starfuckers
4. Hair products are too expensive and there's no better oil than your own
5. His hair is unruley(sp?) i.e. curly, kinky, frizzy,etc...
6. He wants to look like Andy Garcia
I have 2 half siblings and two first cousins who hated getting their hair wet. My siblings' mother had to let them lay in a chair outside of the tub to wash their hair.
DeleteMy dad threw water in our faces every bath to make sure my brother and I didn't have this issue.
Someone with hair plugs....other than good old Bradley...who else has them?
ReplyDeleteJT is the rumored answer to the plug blind, but I'm more apt to believe they're extensions rather than plugs. He would fit, if it said B-list sometimes actor.
DeleteJohnny depp has gross looking hair
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DeleteI thought Depp too but is he really B list ? I thought he was considered permanent A list. He is mostly movies but started out on TV so I'm unsure.
Johnny depp does have gross looking hair, don't think he's a b though,,,,
ReplyDeleteWho is JT...?
ReplyDeleteJustin Timbertimbertimberlake
DeleteAh,,that fits,,,thanks,,
ReplyDeleteJT's hair never looks unclean or unkept to me. In fact, quite the opposite. I feel like he puts a lot of effort into his outward personal appearance.
ReplyDeleteWhile I don't think this is JT, I could see him not wanting to get his new straight 'do wet as it would unleash the curls in a very dramatic way ;)
Delete@Snootches
DeleteVery true on unleashing the power of the curl. I used to sit in the audience when JT was on the new MMC. He had epically curly hair as a young thing than.
Put on a fedora dude!
ReplyDeleteDef. someone with the Mattel hair...ie plugs.
ReplyDeleteJustin Long?
ReplyDeleteJesse Eisenberg?
Could be Nic Cage. He has plugs and lil tatoo dots on his head to cover his baldness. But nothing to cover that fugly face? WTF
ReplyDelete@me
DeleteI like the Nic Cage guess. He most definitely hair challenged and I could absolutely seeing him being afraid to get that wet. LOL.
Justin Long with A actresses being Drew Barrymore and Amanda Seyfried.
ReplyDeletei think hair problems i think of jude law but not sure what a list actresses he dated
ReplyDeleteI like Violet's Owen Wilson guess. He seems nutty enough to make a production out of washing his hair. He also looks over-coifed and heavily made up lots of the time.
ReplyDeleteShould be "over-coiffed".
DeleteJared Leto. Explains the Jesus look.
ReplyDeleteI don't think this is Owen. He's really only dated one A List Actress - Kate Hudson.
ReplyDeleteLeto has had Cameron and Scarjo.
Jared Leto! I saw him at a cafe once and thought he reaaaallly needed to scrub that dome
ReplyDeleteIs Jude Law down to a B list? If so, I'll go with him. He had some great hair transplants or something done. Maybe he likes to baby it now.
ReplyDeleteDef DON'T don't think it's Leto. He goes with grunge look but he's usually clean and is hair is on tight. ( as in "real")
ReplyDeleteLike Owen Wilson guess cuz his hair is looking more n more "frail".
What about the obvious, the other JT = Travolta? I guess the tall is he's more of a tupe guy tho ?? IDK
? Alright, alright, alright? = major hair issues
Somebody with plugs. Does Jude have plugs?
ReplyDeleteDry shampoo. I recommend Batiste.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's someone with dreadlocks. You can't exactly get those wet all the time
ReplyDeleteJust to throw it out there, I know a young man with autism/aspergers and he hates to have his head wet.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason I thought Owen Wilson likes to surf??
ReplyDeleteSeven - Plain ol' cornstarch works really well. So does baby powder, but a lot of folks think talc is bad for you.
ReplyDeleteAt one point, I experimented with making my own dry shampoo, bought all these different flours and powders, herbs, and essential oils. There was one I really liked, but I got lazy and just grab cornstarch now.
If it's a toupee or a, ha ha, "hair system", of course they aren't going to want to wash their hair..the shampoo and conditioner would emulsify the glue.
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ReplyDeleteSing it with me, people!--
"She asks me why, I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night, hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low, don't ask me why, don't know
It's not for lack of bread, like the Greatful Dead, darlin'
Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy
Hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow, my hair
Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas, in my hair
A home for fleas, a hive for the buzzing bees
A nest for birds, there ain't no words
For the beauty, splendor, the wonder of my hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow, my hair
I want long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka dotted, twisted, beaded, braided
Powered, flowered and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spahettied
Oh say, can you see my eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short
Down with here, down to there
Down till there, down to where it's stuck by itself
They'll be ga-ga at the go-go, when they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond, brilliantined, biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it, Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son, why don't my mother love me?
Hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow
My hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow
My hair, flow it, show it
Long as God can grow
My hair"
i think ms mimi got it.
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