March 18, 2013
This former A list Tweener was busted by a teacher in the restroom of a school that the Tweener was visiting for a literacy event. The Tweener was set to read to the kids, but the teacher asked the Tweener to leave after she was caught doing lines of coke in the bathroom at the elementary school that kids were using.
She does a lot of these types of events and literacy events and needs to go to rehab again.
Demi
ReplyDeleteYou again!
ReplyDeleteWhoa.
ReplyDeleteOh wait. Selena would fit too.
ReplyDeleteOh, I hope it's not Demi. She seems like a good kid.
ReplyDeleteSelena Gomez
ReplyDeleteAre we in new roles? you are now VIP and I am now you?
ReplyDeleteUmm no thanks. Just chilling with my Bloody Mary, waiting for you and Heisenberg to pull it together :)
DeleteToday ain't my day on here apparently. At least I just closed the Rubio case so it wasn't a total failure.
DeleteDon't mess with my head like that, Sandy. It's the weekend
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't mean she doesn't know how to read, or promote reading anywho
ReplyDeleteWait, who's been reading really fast lately? ?
DeleteOh sorry Charlie. Have a Bells Two Hearted :)
ReplyDeleteHa. That's brewed just a little ways south of me. I remember when Bell's was in a building barely bigger than my garage.
DeleteSince it involves reading, it wasn't the illiterate Jenner girl.
ReplyDeleteOh! Bloody Mary, Wigs? Great idea! Pickle or celery????
ReplyDeleteNaughtyNurse, you can put pickles in it??? Why have a never thought of this?
DeleteYep. It's my favorite. Toss a pickle spear in as your garnish!
ReplyDeleteNow, I'm off to make a Bloody Mary. Great idea!
ReplyDeleteSelena Gomez
ReplyDeleteSelena or Demi?
ReplyDeleteAt the time of the blind I don't think Selena had been to rehab yet, so I'm going with Demi.
ReplyDeleteI like to make my bloody Mary's into a meal - olives, pepperoni sticks, maybe some cheese. Dammit people, now I want one, too!
Its good stuff Charlie. They really haven't distributed it much down here but the Pub I go to has special privileges with them and gets it often.
ReplyDeleteThe pickle spear is genius. In the spirit of CDAN you gotta add a slice of bacon. Tastes like a baby angel.
ReplyDeleteCraving a Bloody now.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.baconunwrapped.com/uploaded_images/CometBloodyMary-741716.jpg
ReplyDeleteI'm still sick, so I am going to go with all the clear liquids and vitamin C I can pour over rocks…PLUS a pickle for fiber!!!
ReplyDeleteJodie Sweetin
ReplyDeletehttp://www.eonline.com/news/547059/selena-gomez-s-trip-to-nepal-is-making-her-hotter-than-ever-find-out-why
ReplyDeleteHope the Biebs' STD factory co-owner wasn't there to teach the kids about her preferred agricultural crop.
Ya know what else is good? A pickled green bean. Seriously you can have a salad with your Bloody Mary what with the bean, pickle, celery, olives and a pepper.
ReplyDeleteI looked up celebrities who support literacy programs and came up with nothing. Selena was not a supported although the Beibs was.
*a supporter*
ReplyDeleteFreya, hahahahahah
ReplyDeleteMiley
ReplyDeleteDamn it...me too...
ReplyDelete*makes call to have Bloody Mary delivered*
I like to add pickled okra to mine...enough about me though :)
Oooh Heather..Add that to the salad. I loves me some okra! Wonder where I can find that. I might be making some okra pickles this summer.
ReplyDeleteBTW for those who think they are gross, roast them with some chili powder and squeeze some lime before serving. You will like okra after that.
Selena Gomez
ReplyDeleteHeather: I was just about to say the same thing! Pickled okra are AWESOME in bloody marys. Are you in the south? There's a brand here in Tx with Texas in the title that are amazing. I'm off to the kitchen!
ReplyDeleteI'm a teacher. If this happened in my school it would be the highlight of my career. lol. Seriously though, I'll leave the pickle drinks to y'all & stick to my fru fru drinks that I'll sip on the beach after having a difficult year teaching students with autism.
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