March 6, 2014
This A list model/celebrity/girlfriend of celebrities ordered some french fries at a restaurant yesterday and a close family member told the model that ordering them fries was fine but that there was no way she was going to let the model eat any of them and that the model was putting on a few pounds. "There is a difference between curves and fat."
Kate Upton
That makes me stabby.
ReplyDeleteWas the family member from Arkansas? Thats darling grammar
ReplyDeleteWow, nice family member! Reminds me of Yolanda Foster with Gigi.
ReplyDeleteYa never know---she may be one of those girls constantly bitching about gaining weight but never doing anything about it. She is a swimsuit model---they generally need to be thin to get work...
ReplyDeleteUh uh... usually TTM is the stabby one, Reno. We've got two stabby types?! Ruh-roh!
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ReplyDelete@ Winnigirl
ReplyDeleteExactly! Reminds me of the episode when she tells her not to eat cake on her bday. Way to go mom. Your daughter is skinny enough, let's bring an eating disorder in the mix...
This is disgusting.
ReplyDelete@Rosie, what does Arkansas have to do with it?
Wasn't this right around the time she announced she was pregnant?
ReplyDeleteKate never announced any pregnancy
DeleteIt reminds me of Regina George in Mean Girls bitching about wanting to lose 3 pounds--begging for a compliment regarding her weight--then ordering cheese fries...
ReplyDeleteBoo you whore
DeleteIs butter a carb?
DeleteWith her body shape it only goes to one place (no, guys, not her bewbies) and that is the hardest place for her to shed any excess ounces, let alone pounds.
ReplyDeleteThey are looking out for her, even though it may not appear that way. With her career she should know better.
That's what I was thinking @dingle Her job is to be a certain size and she looks like she gains easily so the person was doing her a favor and PROBABLY said it kindly. If I was going to lose jobs if I gained five pounds if be grateful for anyone looking out for me if I craved bad foods.
DeleteOrderin dem fries is ok but yoos gitten fat
ReplyDeleteSadly this is the life of every model. Not just the curvy ones.
ReplyDeleteFortunately I really don't like French fries---I think that truly has helped me maintain a good weight...
ReplyDeleteI don't like bread and that would be a help were it not for the beer I consume.
DeleteBread? I love all bread, seriously if you are my server, fire up the second basket when the first one hits the table. Once Mr Bunny tried to regulate my bread when I was admittedly struggling with the baby bunny 30. He got a death glare and I ate my Damon bread. Luckily he now tells the server that we need more bread and I dropped 25 of the 30 since then.
DeleteMy phone is such an old lady, damn bread, not Matt Damon bread.
DeleteHer family is from Michigan and right here where I am and I doubt anyone said "them fries" to her.
ReplyDeleteHer father is a high school coach, her mother was a tennis champion and her uncle is a Rep in Congress.
Well she is an adult so let her make her own decisions and take the consequences. No one likes family members or friends offering unsolicited advice esp when they should take their own advice. Bet the relative was over weight.
ReplyDeleteHope she ordered another plate and ate each fry slowly.
BTW you can make healthy french fries - you bake them not fry them in oil or you use the new Actifry.
People can splurge once in a while if they are otherwise being good most of the time. Even programs like Weight Watchers include "cheat" days or meals etc because supposedly it makes you less likely to go off the rails and binge if you are deprived of everything you enjoy.
Ahhh you're right sugarbread! I got her confused with someone else who was married recently (probably Scarlett).
ReplyDeleteKate should eat what she wants. Then just get some cocaine and an elliptical machine. Even if she starves herself, she should get an elliptical. Her hindquarters have no tone whatsoever.
ReplyDeleteModels have such a short shelf life- given her body type I don't have an issue depending on the wording..
ReplyDeleteOr..... She could tell them all to fuck of and enjoy life. While I don't have access to her checking account, I'm guessing her balance has a few more zeroes on the end than mine does. Life is too short. Cash out and start doing stuff that you enjoy, Kate. Volunteer at a children's hospital, become a docent for a museum, paint light houses, whatever. Live and enjoy life. That includes eating French fries.
ReplyDeleteAwesome comment! So true.
DeleteFine but that asshole pays for their own meal and doesn't get one cent of Kate's money or any perks. Uptown seems to be doing just fine.
ReplyDeleteSometimes,,,we all need a family member like that :-))
ReplyDeleteEat, Kate. There's nothing photoshop can't fix. Just look at Mariah Carey's latest album cover!
ReplyDeleteDon't y'all know? White Southerners are the only group we can be biased against in the USA now. It's okay because they are all racist or at least prejudiced.
ReplyDeleteWell said, OneEyedCharlie.
ReplyDelete@Sherry---wait---is beer a carb? ; )
ReplyDeleteIf I got paid that much money to look good, I wouldn't object with this. I'm a thin girl, but I have to work for it and sometimes that means holding back on the fries.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it was her sister or something?
For those reacting to "them fries," what Enty's saying is the person said it was okay if she ordered fries FOR THEM but not okay if she ordered fries FOR HERSELF.
ReplyDeleteIsn't she the one who E said was running around at a party or an event asking people to feel her boobs to prove they're real?
ReplyDeleteKlassy.
I'm white and southern and even I don't say "them fries." I do carry a silver ball bat around labeled "peacemaker" though.
ReplyDeleteNote to self: Stay on Courtney's good side. Don't denigrate NASCAR. Throw in a "might could" every now and then. Don't need my new nickname to be Rawlings.
ReplyDeleteCourtney is a boss bitch!! :-D
ReplyDeleteI've always said she's naturally a large girl, so the family member is on to something. It wouldn't take much to get Upton into the BBW category, where she naturally belongs.
ReplyDelete@Guido Yep, been stabby for years and years.
ReplyDeleteCarbs are delicious.
ReplyDeleteDem fightin' words and obviously coming from someone who knows nothing about a models eating habits.
ReplyDeleteEat the dam fries and then throw em up. SHHEESH.
But seriously, if someone monitored my eating I'd naturally want to eat it out of spite. I'd have the cheese fries and a side of Ranch for that comment.
I'd be all "throw the ball, Joey"stubborn on this one.
ReplyDeleteBut with fries.
Good. I am so sick of her big sloppy tits. It's her job to look like a 10 at all times. Pull yourself together!
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