August 13, 2013
A couple of years ago, this A list mostly television actor from a hit network show named Ashton Kutcher was at an award ceremony with his wife Demi Moore. Apparently this B+ list mix of television and movie actress who is well known by everyone and made her fame back in the day on television and has been in some really big movies took a liking to Ashton. So much so that when he got up to get a drink, she followed. Demi was oblivious. By the third time, Ashton took the hint and they found a bathroom and spent a good fifteen minutes doing the dirty. They went back to their seats and the actress spent the rest of the night speaking to Demi and ignoring Ashton.
Jessica Biel
Oh yuck !
ReplyDeleteWait, so she is or isn't in to chicks?
ReplyDeleteMe thinks this may be the real story of why Jessica Biel has been diving into the lady pond ever since. I mean, hey, first thing she did was holler at Demi! Jess can try all she wants, but there ain't no washing away that shame away.
DeleteI dislike both of them, so this is double smarmy.
ReplyDeleteReally big movies? Like Texas Chainsaw Massacre v 7.0?
ReplyDeleteMaybe she just wanted to check out his webbed toes.
ReplyDeleteIt needs to dump her and got back with Britney
ReplyDeleteTook the words right outta my mouth @Jessi
ReplyDeleteI thought she liked girls.....then again, Ashton is very pretty.
ReplyDeletePoor old Helen Hunt. Her entire reputation was blemished by association with Ashton in the original comments.
ReplyDeleteBiel crossed him off her bucket list, onto hitting on Demi.
ReplyDeleteLol @Tina
DeleteI like your gender description @Dragon
ReplyDeleteAshton Kutcher obviously didn't leave a big impression on Jessica Biel. Serves her right for coveting another woman's husband.
ReplyDeleteWhat a slag..not sure what Demi and Ashton's marriage was or wasn't..but that bitch needs to go.it was pure power play...probably more attracted to Demi and did it to prove something to herself...twat.
ReplyDeleteI do so hope all the rumors about him are true and that she is gravely unhappy:)
Ahhh..I feel better
I'm still trying to figure out what big movie she was in, much less plural.
ReplyDeleteUnless she played a bland piece of carrot on a salad plate in Titanic or a silent lily pad in Avatar I can't see any really big movies on her IMDB.
Was "I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry" really big?
Maybe the Blade movie. Definitely not Stealth. That was terrible.
DeleteYeah Dragon did typo but it fits well.
ReplyDeleteShe was in a pretty forgettable movie with Gerard Butler.. So forgettable I forgot the name of it
ReplyDeleteI actually liked Easy Virtue (and her in it... okay, okay, mostly for the tango scene with Colin Firth) but I don't think that was a "big movie".
ReplyDeleteShe was in Blade 3.
ReplyDeleteSeriously thought she only ate fish not sausage.
Surf AND turf
DeleteShe was passable in The illusionist, but how could you not when working with Christian Bale and Ed Norton
ReplyDeletein related news-Woman's brain leaks through her own ears at the thought of Jessica Biel working with Christian Bale and Ed Norton
Thought Bale and Jackman did The Prestige w ScarJo. Biel and Norton did The Illusionist, which was a similar type of film.
Delete"spent a good fifteen minutes doing the dirty"
ReplyDeleteIf they only spent 15 minutes, it probably wasn't all that good...
I also see Total Recall with Colin Farrell and Cranston. But I don't remember hearing a buzz about it.
ReplyDeleteaemish & Snap, she certainly gets lucky when it comes to great co-stars.
But big movies? Pshaw
..sheesh Tricia. I cannot believe some of these guys she gets to work with!
ReplyDeleteStealth was a decent movie. That and Chuck and Larry are almost good enough to make her A list on this site.
ReplyDeleteI know Bacon!! And I morphed 2 movies...
ReplyDeleteShe was in illusionist with Norton and Prestige with Bale
Crazytown
But Jessica is into chicks, not d*cks.
ReplyDeleteYa she does, Bacon!
ReplyDelete15 minutes with Kelso would have me doing a running jump into the lady pond. Bleck.
ReplyDeleteIf it only took 15 mins, I guess that's why she proceeded to ignore him. Seriously though. Sex in the loos with a guy who is there with his wife? That's nasty.
ReplyDeleteHer entire career boils down to the gif of her ass from the Sandler movie. That is all people will remember in 10yrs.
ReplyDeleteSo she 's not more lesbian
ReplyDeleteBut count, when just looking at the ass, no one cares about the face, so her name will still be forgotten, fingers crossed.
ReplyDelete@Tina, I thought exactly the same thing! Ashton down, now for Demi.
ReplyDeleteAnd karma gave her Justin Timberlake
ReplyDeleteBoy how bad did Ashton want out of the marriage to do this?
ReplyDeleteNot excusing the cheating honest.
Wow. He's a douche, obviously, but this is a vicious thing for a woman to do to another woman.
ReplyDeleteShe's a lesbian but I don't know many who haven't had a man here and there. I'm sure Rosie may refute that but there you have it. Now WHY she would want Asshat, I'm unclear.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the problem? Everyone knows if you follow someone to the shitter three times then its on!!!
ReplyDeleteI hate her
ReplyDeleteAshton is quite the lover. 15 whole minutes?!
ReplyDeleteCount, this is for you. http://www.joblo.com/moviehotties/images/news-gallery/orig/Jessica%20Biel%20hypnotic%20ass.gif
ReplyDeleteAnd this one is my favorite. http://www.joblo.com/moviehotties/images/news-gallery/orig/Jessica%20Biel%20hypnotic%20ass.gif
They were both the same cowbullls. That is the scene I was talking about, but I never saw it gif'd like that. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteCount, Sorry, this was the second one from Summer Catch. Not naked but sexy and very funny at the same time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkgGFiCuxpc
ReplyDelete@Cowbulls: Sweet Jesus! Ya know, that might be worth 3-5 in state prison.
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