December 18, 2013
This former B list mostly television actor who doesn't get much live action work these days was shooting a commercial the other day. A fan came up to him while he was standing there and whispered in his ear. The next thing you know the actor says he is sick and says he needs an hour and takes the woman back to his trailer while the crew sat around doing nothing and put the shoot over budget.
John Stamos
Wasn't he last seen with his tongue stuck down Aunt Becky's throat? Still, I'd offer too.
ReplyDeleteUncle Jesse, you dog, you!
ReplyDeleteI can't say I blame him. Everyone knows that V is like Kryptonite for most dudes. Turn a normally rational man into a fawning, babbling idiot. I speak from experience.
ReplyDeleteyogurt can wait
ReplyDeleteNot greek yogurt, sugarbread. That stuff has an expiration date of "take off your pants right now"
ReplyDeleteHahaha! :D
DeleteWait he had a trailer for a commercial? Never heard of that before.
ReplyDeleteCharlie you made me laugh. You're right. V is Kryptonite to men.
*some women too*
DeleteGood to know John is good to his fans! Who cares about the damn yogurt!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Stamos, the new head writer, Ron Carlivati of GH hates his guts. They had a bit of a twitter war last year when Carlivati wanted Stamos to play second fiddle to Rick Springfield during the 50th reunion Nurse's Ball. Stamos wanted to do a real story arc for Blackie and not some weird drum appearance on stage, but Carlivati said "no" and Stamos said "no" to the stupid idea. Team Stamos all the way! Now Carlivati is going to have some other actor play Blackie this coming Monday at the Nurse's Ball. Idiot. Seeing Carlivati's age, I think he hates Stamos because all the girls probably had Stamos on their lockers back when he was in high school.
So nice of Stamos to give a needy woman a mouthful of fresh yogurt.
ReplyDeleteHaaaave Merccceyyyyy
ReplyDeleteLucky gal I say.
ReplyDeleteMmmmmhmmmm. Lucky, indeed!
ReplyDeleteAn hour.. ;)
ReplyDelete@henriette i remember that twitter spat. John also said that Rick Springfield was a dick to work with.
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ReplyDeleteI'd swallow his oikos
ReplyDelete@timebob
ReplyDeleteI know! No love lost between the 80's heartthrobs. Stamos was still right though. Stupid to spring Blackie out of prison for drum playing? WTF?
I've had Stamos whisper in my ear before, back when he was Blackie. I knew he was gorgeous (cuz I have working eyes) but all I gave back to him was my phone number. He called a few times, I didn't answer. I wasn't feeling it, I like my dogs to be more of the loyal kind.
ReplyDeleteSincerely your friend...have mercy! This is John Stamos girl. I don't care what you were feeling. ;)
ReplyDeleteLaffin!!! I know, if only I had been more shallow! Hahaha
Delete@Sincerely, Your Friend
ReplyDeleteAre you nuts! You don't keep Stamos! He's a god, you just sleep with them.
Seriously, he's like Apollo (who had no luck in love), you don't keep the sun, but you can say you touched it and have the memory.
ReplyDeleteROFL. He really is gorgeous, and charming (sort of), and I really am missing a few brain cells and maybe always been lacking estrogen.
DeleteLOL @ Frosty!! I would too ;)
ReplyDeleteAs if the slut wouldn't have waited around for hours until the shoot was over. He must have been horny at that second.
ReplyDeleteTrue dat, Frosty!
ReplyDeleteyeah stamos is like puff puff pass. after you get your fix you gotta play nice and pass it along
ReplyDeleteTrue story: I lost my virginity to a guy that looked EXACTLY like a young John Stamos. His absolute doppelgänger. Now, I get special feelings whenever I watch Full House reruns.
ReplyDeleteHave mercy! *fans self*
You did it right! A look-Alike prob safer than the genuine.
DeleteBut, yeah, looks don't get much better than that! I'm gonna go eat some yogurt.
Yeah, he was my high school boyfriend, SYF. 17 and gorgeous. He didn't have the Uncle Jesse haircut though, his was very short, which was fine with me! I'd still hit the real thing, if I was given the chance, haha.
DeleteFrom what I remember about the Roast of Bob Saget, It's worth a look if you need a dose of Stamos. I'm a Greg Giraldo girl, myself, so I love watching all the roasts. But certainly didn't look away when Stamis is shown.
ReplyDeleteNote to self: Find out where John Stamos is filming his next commercial
ReplyDelete@Sincerely, Your Friend
ReplyDeleteStamos is better looking in person. I have met him twice, once when he was 28 and once when he was 43, and he seriously is one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen. TV and photos do not do him justice. I think he is a bit of a passive-aggressive dweeb as far as personality goes, but I would overlook that for a chance on his ride.