A couple of years ago the entire world was in an uproar because photos were shopped and shown of a topless Kate Middleton. The photos were taken from far enough away that it made Bigfoot sightings seem more real. Nevertheless, it caused a scandal and the photographer ended up being arrested, but I don't think anything happened to her. Now, Kate's naked butt is being shown online after Bild bought a photo of Kate's skirt flying up when she got off a helicopter. British news organizations have passed on showing the photos and others feel like the photo is in bad taste. The thing that makes it in really bad taste is that Bild has chosen to include two Kardashian sisters in the same photo grouping.
Oh so it was the annual Oxygen Thief edition??
ReplyDeleteIf this is what is gonna start things off on Tuesdays now-- BRING BACK THE DWTS RECAP!!
ReplyDeleteI was wondering if those were supposed to be hers, because one of those things did not seem to be like the other (if blurred) Good morning, all!
ReplyDeleteHey everybody. back from my two weeks of starvation diet and buzzing. lol. buzzing during alternative days of starvation is the only way to survive fainting. chat soon lol
ReplyDeleteHey laura! What is "buzzing"?
DeleteSomething between two bottles of wine/day so you can keep walking pretending you are ok starving haha
DeleteOoooh,okay, buzzing buzzing! Can I just tell you I think you are beautiful just as you are?
DeleteI agree. but i have been dumped because I took few kgs...
DeleteLaura!! Then you get a new man, one that appreciates you as you so obviously are! Any man that dumps you for extra weight is not worth keeping. Keep the faith, sister, you're awesome
DeleteThanks TTT ! You are very kind
DeleteHey @laura ramona - you are a wonderful looking woman!
DeleteBuzzing sounds sort of fun ... I think I've done what you're saying even (I think I have your recipe) ... But stay cool and remember @TTM is correct.
I don't want to sound all '24 heures' print media but a couple kilos? Dumping? No conversation? He's an asshole! And you make funny CDaN comments. You're clearly worth much more ;)
Boo Laura don't let that butthead get to you! He is probably projecting his own insecurities onto you because misery loves company. Go get a juicy burger and eat it naked while admiring how hot you are, especially now that you don't have that Extra negative man baggage.
DeleteThank you girls!
DeleteLaura-lose the loser when you lose, lol. There are whole websites devoted to men who love a fuller figured gal!
DeleteTeam Laura Ramona! In 10 years that loser will have a beer gut and the same winning personality, you will still be hot and good company! Go meet a nice man at the bookstore, you only meet jerks out in the scene.
DeleteGuess what Laura! You DID loose the dead weight you gained in that relationship, it was HIM! Now get out there and find a man who appreciates you for who you are! You ARE beautiful!
DeleteI totally agree, you're beautiful and have a wicked sense of humor, if he can't love you regardless of size, he's not worthy.
DeleteHow very sexist. Where are my naked male celeb bottom pics? Although I suspect it would be Jonah Hill's backside which would be the male equivalent of the KKs and I'm not sure I could cope with that.
ReplyDeleteOh dear violet, usually, the Jonah hill types have the weight on the front and are completely bottomless on the back.
DeleteMorning, afternoon and evening all
ReplyDeleteThat Kardashian ass is freakishly nasty. Yikes!
ReplyDeleteFingers crossed as I head to the google.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Royal Homegirl should start wearing panties to shield the Royal clamarama or hem weights to cover the Royal butt cakes. Problem solved!
ReplyDeleteMorning everyone!
Kristen - she was probably wearing a thong. If she wears granny panties then we would be teasing her about them. I think she has a nice little pooper there.
DeleteKristen - she was probably wearing a thong. If she wears granny panties then we would be teasing her about them. I think she has a nice little pooper there.
DeleteTexas rose, you're probably right, though this is the umpteenth time we've seen the Cambridge dumper.
DeleteEnty can show that ass as much as he wants imo. Signing off for the next week- traveling.
DeleteHappy trails, TR!
DeleteI didn't even know there were hem weights that weren't just for shower curtains. I learn so much here!
DeleteMy understanding is that Kate is actually wearing knickers but they do not cover everything. Heaven forbid that our future queen go out and about commando.
ReplyDeletePost the link if you find it @Count
ReplyDeletemorning everybody
Wait, that's a nekkid butt? I assumed it was a royal g or thong or something. Why would you wear no ginch under a skirt getting on a helicopter?? Count, you must advise
ReplyDeleteMeh. Still grainy. Like 1/4 of one buttcheek and 1/3 of the other. She probably wearing a thong. I've seen better pics of her ass in a bikini.
ReplyDeleteITIS NOT A NAKED BOTTOM PEOPLE. We are British for God's sake.
ReplyDeleteI did think that was unlikely, Violet, but there's no need to shout
DeleteI wld be mortified if my ass was looked at and talked about as much as any of those women.
ReplyDeleteSo it's basically an upskirt photo.
ReplyDeleteHere ya go aemish Butt pic.
ReplyDelete@TTM: What is a ginch?
I don't see the big deal. It aint like we haven't seen more of her ass in beach pics.
Count, word. This isn't her first up skirt shot either.
DeleteGinch is another word for underwear. One year when I was really young and broke me and my friends decorated a coat rack with fancy underwear and called it my Ginchmas Tree
Deletewoohoo! I taught the count something! ^5 everyone!
The queen has been on her ass for years for not lining her dresses and skirts with weights but Kate has refused. Kate is a daft pretty one.
DeleteSugw- if the queen was indeed on her ass, we wldnt hv seen it!! ( rim shot)
DeleteApologies TTM, I've recovered my composure now. I was a little perturbed at the thought of Count leering at the royal backside.
ReplyDeleteThat's quite l right, Violet, I completely understand
DeleteOh Liddy, I bet your ass was talked about quite a bit back in the day, just not on the internet.
ReplyDeleteCount!!! I am blushing!!!!!
DeleteScandalous! Goddamn German press thanking someone for something.
ReplyDeleteLaura - if i am reading right and you were dumped because of your weight, then I hope you kicked him in the balls like he deserves. If that's not what you're saying then I'm a bit lost.
ReplyDelete+1000000 Violet
DeleteLaura, you're lovely and you can do better!
I think the headline says: Thanks for These Wonderful Asses
ReplyDeletethe royal backside
ReplyDeletePersonally, I've always found underwear to be an unnecessary undergarment anyway. I wear them for doctor appointments or whatever so as not to appear a total heathen.. but the pantylines and wedgies just aren't worth it on a daily basis for me *shrug*
Thanks Count, it's nice to know we can count on you. That's a pretty good butt shot, if I were Kate I would't be too upset.
ReplyDelete@hunter.. ya, her ass looks great
ReplyDeleteoh, thanks, Count.. missed your link :p
ReplyDeleteIt sucks that the picture is up for everyone to see, but it's not like the topless pics that were taken from a mile away--I think she had a reasonable right to privacy then. This isn't that big of a deal.
ReplyDeleteThat Kraptrashian rear looks like it is stuffed with lumpy quilt batting.
ReplyDeleteSlow news day?!
ReplyDeleteThis MILF should use longer skirts when going to windy places like working helicopters.
ReplyDeleteWell, better she doesn't, at least while she is not wrinked or fat.
ReplyDeleteBe safe texas rose, have fun!
ReplyDeleteMan... I feel like I'm late to the party
ReplyDeleteLater texas rose! Try not to have an awful time without us.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, Karen!
The KimK ass looks like a bag of potatoes. Who the hell pays for something to look like that?
ReplyDeleteHappy vacation tr.
ReplyDeleteseriously..it's not like Her Kateness would actually have to sit down and put in the hem weights herself--there are palace minions for that type of thing...Get witht eh program Kitten or your end up showing off more than your bum one of these days.
ReplyDeleteShe's got a cute butt.
ReplyDeleteAwwww, a post for Count. Thanks Enty!! It's a cute pic. She has nothing to be ashamed of at all. Pity Bild put Kimmode in a pic next to her looking like a heffer.
ReplyDeleteDon't hate on me, but if my butt looked like that....I'd be pretty darned proud to show it off. haha
ReplyDeleteNo shame in looking that great, Duchess
She refuses to put weight in her skirts, so in the meantime, we'll see her ass...it's not the first time we've seen it
ReplyDeleteI'm willing to bet that the problem is that she didn't want her bum out there for all to see,not that it might not be up to snuff. As it were
ReplyDeleteThis is totally a post for Count. He's watching for the commando comments!
ReplyDeleteOne of KimK's sisters took this photo of her from behind with Kanye.
Two pigs fighting under a blanket has never been more apt.
Two things in the ktrash photo:
DeleteWho the hell wears high heels to walk on cobblestone street!
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The heel on her right shoe is screaming for mercy!!!! Hahaha it looks like it's about to break!
Laura,,,a guy dumped you because you put on a few kgs? Then he's an idiot, don't starve yourself, that's not the answer.
ReplyDeleteAs for kate, she should know better. This happened to me when I was in my early twenties, i was wearing one of those long circular skirts, was in front of a warehouse first thing in the morning, about 40 - 50 drivers milling around waiting to go on their first shift. Drinking coffee, smoking ciggies, you know the kind of thing, I was collecting something. The only car in front of the warehouse, I bent over to put the box in the back of my car, my skirt blew up and literally hit the back of my head, I kid you not. It hit the back of my head, I was also wearing a g string. I got a round of applause and a loud cheer for effectively mooning the men.
I was so, so embarrassed, but I pulled my skirt down, turned round, took a bow, got another cheer, got in my car and drove off, it never happened a second time. So how come kate can't learn? It's not difficult to know floaty skirts blow up in the wind. Once bitten really should be twice shy,
The Kraps are disgusting.
ReplyDeleteAre we talking actually naked butt or underwear covered butt? Coz seriously I know no-one plans for their skirt to fly up but if you're a royal at an event surely you're wearing underwear, just in case anything happens. Unless you're Harry of course.
ReplyDeleteCount posted the link, it's either naked butt or g string butt.
ReplyDelete@Liddy: ;)
ReplyDeleteTruly if my ass looked like that I would move to Chicago and wear dresses every day. I am surprised she hasn't switched to move coverage for her bottom knowing she's going to be on a helicopter, that creates wind...Maybe she's an exhibitionist.
ReplyDeleteLaura, everyone is right..He's the added weight you didn't need.
Meanwhile Khlozilla's enhanced ass is wiping out buildings and neighborhoods everywhere she visits.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is wrong with this family?
Wow them are some big butts..Far too large, freakishly large is the best description.
ReplyDeleteOh, my god. I thought that mess in the middle was Kate's butt. I thought HOLY CRAP! Did she EAT William???
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