Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Random Photos Part Five
Lance Bass and Andy Cohen ate for free at Lisa Vanderpump's place.
Claire Danes is back to her non-smiling ways.
David and Victoria Beckham went for steak last night at Mastro's. Victoria had wine. Oh, and some lettuce.
Demi Lovato has cornered the market on Love Bracelets.
In the first of three premieres in one day for Edge Of Tomorrow, Emily Blunt looks pretty good for 6:45 a.m.
Tom Cruise is serious when he brings out the vest.
Guy Ritchie and his girlfriend.
Tom Hardy and his wife.
Tom Hardy is married?? Yay for pic though!
ReplyDeleteEmily Blunt has the BEST dresses on this promo tour! She looks lovely
As do Lisa Vanderpump and Andy Cohen, although I'm kind of confused as the other two in the photo look normal and she looks a though the lens has been smeared with vaseline. Is that even possible?
She *could* have moved slightly. Or the photographer just likes her.
DeleteMust be, Dexy, just so odd that she looks so different than them, focus-wise
DeleteI think that's wrong, they've been engaged for like 4 years or something. But unless Enty is hinting at something, it should say Tomy Hardy and his fiancé.
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ReplyDeleteM. Ritchie's girl
B. Blunt
Was it raining? Or is a lame over coat the new Pharell hat?
ReplyDeleteHey Gweeds! How is your day?
DeleteHe's about to bust out into a stripper dance to It's Raining Men?!
DeleteGuy has that woman permanently up duffed.
ReplyDeleteHi TTM. Housewives make me stabby. My tribute to you.
ReplyDeleteLol jinx, Gweeds! You just mean Real Housewives, not ACTUAL housewives, right, fella?
DeleteIs Claire Danes pregnant again? Or is just a badly draped top?
ReplyDeleteUgh, dog at a table. :/ I like them, I like cats even more, but no, that's my food on my plate and I don't need any dander salt.
ReplyDeleteHmm, after the tongue lashing Hayden P got for being pregnant out of wedlock, no shade at Guy Ritchie? Tsk.
I'm with you Seven. No dogs at the table. Not sure how she gets that passed through the LA Health Dept.
DeleteCompletely agree, 7. Much as I like LVP, it's gross to feed the dog at the table. I won't even get into her kissing it on the mouth.
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DeleteTom Cruise looks bloated
ReplyDeleteT: Tom Hardy
ReplyDeleteB: David Beckham
S: Gay duo
Cruise has to be shaking in his platform heels hoping this movie does well. Unfortunately, I cannot separate the title of that film from the Saved by the Bell: College Years theme song.
ReplyDeleteYes, the fame whore houswives who neithers houses or wives.
ReplyDeleteAnd their pintsized gay pimp makes me stabby too!
My day got much better when it got to include you.
Awwww, I lub my Gweeds! Let's play NATURALE o IMPLANTE!
DeleteI'm guessing NATURALE for everyone above BUT Victoria Beckham
Yes Tom is married to his lady Catherine of Wuthering Heights movie. I actually just watched that last night again with my niece since she has never seen an adaptation of the book. He's a damn fine Heathcliff if you ask me! Looks much more handsome here though than in the movie.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know he was in a Wuthering Heights!! One of my favourite books re: tortured love, will have to check out his version. Yay!
DeleteClaire does look pregnant.
ReplyDeletePlease define PMB!
ReplyDelete@Unknown- think orifices.
DeleteOne of my favorites too TTM!! : )
ReplyDeleteClaire looks knocked up
ReplyDeleteTommyGirl looks like John Travolta
Vanderpump's dawg is the only decent thing in that pic.
Andy brought Lance who is a good friend of Lisa's to her restaurant in hopes of convincing her to stay on RHoBH. I'll miss her but I don't blame her for leaving, they were so mean to her!
ReplyDeleteWith pump in the name,can fillers and implants be far behind?
ReplyDeleteOh book club TTM, whyare there multiple narrators to Wuthering? You got theguy in bed, the Scottish gardener....
Oooh, that's a good point, Gweeds. Lisa is most likely an IMPLANTE as well.
DeleteAs for Wuthering, don't you agree that the more points of view, the better? Are you also a Bronte fan?? Just when I didn't think I could lurve you more...
Are we being cultured TTM? If so can I tell you about my deep and abiding love of Jane Eyre? Mr Rochester stole my teenage heart.
DeleteViolet, we are always being cultured as well as crude, it's part of our charm. Jane Eyre was SUCH another good tortured love book. And movie, too, now that I think of it.
DeleteBreakin News: Evan Rache wood and Jamie Bell Split. Expect reveals tomorrow
ReplyDeleteTTM, I would bet money that Lisa Vanderpump released that photo of her with Lance and Andy. She tried to give a filtered (i.e. less wrinkled) look to her face somehow, but wound up looking smeared.
ReplyDeleteIt would definitely make sense if she was the one to release it, NN
DeleteNot sure if it's already been mentioned, but Maya Angelou has passed away. RIP
ReplyDeleteI never got into Wuthering Heights, don't care how sexy and brooding H was, he tortured cats! Mr Rochester was much better. As was Darcy etc.
ReplyDeleteNo filter, no photoshop. I believe its the reflective makeup Lisa wears. That & she has beautiful translucent skin, lucky duck.
ReplyDelete@TTM, I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one that loves tortured love stories! Add Dangerous Liasons, Age of Innocence, and The Princess of Montpensier. I'll admit though, I've only watched the movies. :-/
ReplyDeleteOh yes, Melpomene!! And the movies, sooo so good, although I haven't watched The Princess of Montpensier. I like to read Phillipa Gregory for the fictional inside smut on ancient royals, too
DeleteIf you don't mind subtitles, it's a good movie! I watched it on Amazon Prime. I'll have to give those books a read! Sounds kinda like Michelle Moran, who I love!
DeleteTTM - Philippa Gregory is the biz,love all her royal books,esp the White Queen..bbc did an ok dramatisation of it however I felt Max Irons was miscast as Edward
DeleteTortured love stories are my favorite!! I'm a sucker for pining.
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ReplyDeleteSean Avery's "sloppy seconds" are always so much better off with their rebound boo.
ReplyDeleteI like to picture Andy Cohen and Lance Bass drinking Chardonnay and making little voodoo dolls of Sean Avery and his beard/fiancé (depending on who you believe).
It's ok Andy! At least Sean didn't throw you into the Hudson.
As far as anyone really knows Hardy and Charlotte Riley are not officially married, thought they have been together I think since at least 2009? Hardy refers to her often as "the wife" though she never refers to him as her husband, from what interviews I have read of the two of them, Charlotte doesn't give much away on the personal side. He was complaining last year that they never are able to coordinate a wedding date, like he was pissed off and she said oh that's just Tom joking around, so no one knows if it is a running joke between the two of them, fun to keep people guessing or they eloped...he was interviewed recently and he just seemed to be coy about the whole thing.
ReplyDeleteTTM: Take everything you read in a Phillippa Gregory book with a liberal amount of salt...frankly, a warehouse of the stuff might not be too much. She plays very fast and loose with her facts in the interests of furthering her own agendas, which involve smearing historical figures she doesn't happen to like (e.g., The Other Boleyn Girl; back in the day, it was Mary who was considered slutty, not Anne, and most historians agree that the charges of adultery that led to the latter's execution were totally trumped up by Henry and his minions so he wouldn't have to go through another divorce and could marry Jane Seymour with a clean matrimonial slate). I'm not sure who all the current big names in historical fiction are (I do remember Robin Maxwell does pretty good Tudor-era fiction that's much closer to historical fact, and Alison Weir is pretty good at medieval history), but what little I've heard is that Ms. Gregory is, to put it mildly, not well regarded in the field.
ReplyDelete(Sorry about the rant, but as a history buff, it just burns my ass that so many people swallow everything that woman writes without realizing what a crock a lot of it is...)
Robin, I kind of think of Phillipa Gregory as fanfic, to be honest. I wouldn't take it as fact, for sure.
DeleteAnd I meant to thank you for the information,Robin! I am always looking for new authors to check oot!
DeleteI love you Robin! I could read you all day. And that isn't sarcastic at all. You just seem like such a smart, cool person and as a total dolt at history you make me want to read about it. Could be because my beloved sister is the same way about history. Sharp as a whip that one!
ReplyDelete"The Life and Death of Anne Boleyn", by Eric Ives is excellent.
ReplyDeleteI got an FBI Moneypak virus hijacking my laptop. Security software shut down, cant do a system restore, even in safe mode. This shit is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteLOVE Tom Hardy's wife's dress!
ReplyDelete@Dragon Thanks for the info! I imagine she's only going to be in lesbian relationships now. She's trying to get her hooks into Ellen Page.
Agreed Lux. ERW sees how Amber Heard is getting attention so that's her next career move. Betcha.
ReplyDeleteI read an article a few years back with ERW, around the time of her breakup with Marilyn Manson. She was pimping her bisexuality pretty hard for shock value, something the article author and anyone reading it rolled their eyes at. She may just date women now, but it's nothing new for her
ReplyDeleteIS CLARE DANE PREGNANT
ReplyDeleteWHY DON'T YOU ASK HER
ReplyDeleteSitting at my desk at 7am - 2 notes for later/tomorrow depending on who you are: George Michael was poorly last week (blind item) and The Wonder Years (happy feels).
ReplyDeleteIs Claire Danes pregnant?
ReplyDelete@sandy, I was wondering if Tommy was going to Travolta's plastic surgeon.. Since they're both Scions and since they're both on the down low ;-) , it would make sense. When I saw that jawline, I expected to see Johnny T. And got Tommy's pig eyes...
ReplyDeleteBTW,Evening Aussies/Kiwis and other side of the worlders..:-D
ReplyDeleteOops, I meant, Good evening,etc...
ReplyDeleteI'm a dawn of the morning kid..:-)
One big difference Stemy--that's TommyGirl's real hair!
ReplyDeletethx keyboard for screwing with the a again--*Steamy*
ReplyDeleteWomen don't owe anyone a smile. Just puttin' that out there.
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