Friday, May 16, 2014
Random Photos Part Four
Ireland Baldwin got invited to an event last night. It's amazing what a last name does for doors.
A very somber looking Katharine McPhee was also there.
Speaking of somber, Jack Nicholson was at the Clippers game with
a pink haired Rihanna.
Hello Jessica Simpson.
Katy Perry after a night of partying in London.
Keith Urban had his kids again. It has been weeks now.
Lady GaGa is really ramping up the sex appeal.
A half naked Sienna Miller pays a visit to a trailer.
Jessica looks gorgeous
ReplyDeleteGaga doesn't.
Baldwin must be jealous that Jenner is at Cannes as a Yacht Girl.
Leo will look like Jack in 10 years. It's already showing.
ReplyDeleteJessica looks great!
Keith needs to come sit by me.
Hey Gaga - I wondered where my picnic blanket had got to.
ReplyDeleteRihanna is adorable! I feel alls the sads for Lady Gaga
ReplyDeleteTake the effin kids' photo down, Enty!It's enough, if they're shown from behind or not at all. I still believe you. DON'T BUY secret pap photos of kids! Don't make this business (grown man hiding in bushes to take a kid's photo) going... pls.
ReplyDeleteP: RiRi and her pierced nips
ReplyDeleteM: Perry
B: Simpleton - Honorable Mention to Ireland, but I don't know if she is down with the enemas. Simpleton is, which makes me think ATM is on the table.
@countjerkula as I'm sure this has been discussed before, I apparently missed it. What does the P,M,B stand for?
DeleteKlassy shorts, McPhee.
ReplyDeleteLoMo, the DM ran the same picture of Keith and the kids.
ReplyDeleteTTM, I may have to de-friend you from MySpace if you keep talking about Rhianna like that.
Awww, c'mon Dingle, lookit how cute she is! Doncha just wanna pinch her cheeks??
DeleteJessica looks absolutely amazing.
ReplyDelete@LoMo - agreed!! I know it's a hot-button topic, but I really don't think it's unreasonable for celebrities to want privacy for their kiddos. C'mon, Enty, you won't lose page views, I can guarantee it.
ReplyDeleteIt's really saying something when a KARDASHIAN (just because they spelled "Kardashian" J-e-n-n-e-r doesn't make it any less true) is more famous than you in your chosen "profession" - give it up, Ireland. I'm biased though, because I do think Kendall makes a decent model. I also hate myself for it, so there's that...
Just found a photo of Gaga's twin brother.
ReplyDeleteI love Katie's hair, and usually I think she's so boring. But her wanna be punk outfit is pathetic. Riri has a cute style, and I'm pro hand tattoos, I have my knuckles done myself, but her henna style tats are too heavy and not that versatile. You want something more delicate on the hands
ReplyDeleteTTM, NO. I really want to give her a long soak in antiseptic cleaner and have someone scrub her with brushes attached to long poles. Then hose her down and repeat the process several times. Then have a doctor give her high doses of penicillin and a long incubation period in a sterile room with no visitors.
ReplyDeleteThen, and only then will I let you pinch her cheeks.
That's what good MySpace friends do for one another.
That goes for Count too. "Count! Put that dirty toy down. You don't know where it's been."
ReplyDeleteIreland bugs me.
ReplyDeleteYou're no longer 16, Katy. Kind of weird when a 30-year-old gospel singer desperately tries to pass off as a teenager.
ReplyDeleteJessica is just as bad as Kim Kardashian as far as knowing how to dress her body. She is too short for that dress. She looks like she is trying to dress as Elvira.
ReplyDeleteMcPhee looks pretty, but those shorts? Are you going to the beach?
I want Jessica'S dress ASAP.
ReplyDeleteNicole and Keiths kiddos always look like little dolls with their dresses and bows, it's adorable.
The scrubbing scene sounds good Dingle. I always loved it when Kink.com would have a whores hands tied over head, then they do a hose down and scrub w/ rough brushes on the end of broom sticks.
ReplyDeleteYou scrub her and I'll stick her.
Um, and then after all that I pinch? That sounds like a lot of hands / implements in the mix.
ReplyDeleteIreland bugs me too, Califblondy, and she isn't beautiful nor model material. She's just tall. For a young girl who does Yoga and is quite flexible, she looks doughy. Certainly not fat, but not toned either. It's odd. Plus, she just pushes herself onto the public like her step-mother Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteBack off! We can only handle one Baldwin brother at a time as it is.
Besides, her cousin is far more beautiful - Steven's daughter?
Rihanna is one of the few people who virtually wear just any hair color and look good.
ReplyDeleteI haven't watched porn in decades. Count may have to direct this show. I was really thinking more of an Elephant Zoo wash. They have long poles and big brushes. Maybe we can have JayZ sneak Rhianna in there in the middle of the night.
ReplyDeleteI'll meet you both there. Don't forget the ropes TTM and I am quite positive that Count has the camera equipment.
Is someone bringing the enemas then? Cocoa?
DeleteWhaaaaaaaa???
DeleteNo!!!!
Freya can bring us all pink wigs to wear as disguises. :)
ReplyDeleteWhy are Ireland's legs so far apart? Do people really stand like that?
ReplyDeleteThe Urban girls look exactly like him. Nicole has the same coloring but those faces are his.
Katy Perry is like that woman Jerry dated once on Seinfeld-appealing sometimes and downright FUGLY in different light!
ReplyDeleteIs Enty on McPhee's payroll? That basic biatch is in the Randoms weekly these days....
ReplyDeleteI can accomodate a 3 camera shoot, between camcorder, digital camera and celly, though I'd need some more tripods. Cell is only HD, but camcorder does 16:9.
ReplyDelete2 views is a must, so you can split screen for initial balloon knot penetration and the reaction to it. That is the best in pro/am porn. It really lets you know how bad the whore needs the money.
Oh God.
DeleteIt's all fun and games until everyone's a whore. I'm oot
ReplyDeleteHuh. I was going to say I like Katy's party outfit. LOL.
ReplyDeleteJess looks amazing. She's almost downright tiny again.
I think Gaga is channeling Lena Dunham.
ReplyDeleteHeh Avril Lavigne wants her outfit back, Katie. OG punk princess (tm).
ReplyDeleteIreland is cringeworthy - awkward, pasty, fake blond, fake face but still looks like a ghoulish male. And with all that horror she thinks she's actually coveted. McPhee-sighhhh- just no to that Ho! Not as gr8t as she thinks either. GaGa? Remember that comedian IMO????
ReplyDeleteSo many Aleuts Cocoa, so little time!!
ReplyDeleteI'll leave it to the pro Aleuts, Becky Mae. I'm sure I'm not Aleutty enough to be of any use in "pro/am porn".
ReplyDelete@Cocoa: Don't worry. I think the plan they have is y'all to work as the crew and RiRi is the star of the scene.
ReplyDeleteCourtneyD: Pussy/Mouth/Butt
@Count, give Ri-Ri a few years to completely self destruct and Zoo Animal Wash will prob get the green light. Hire a professional crew and make sure your shots are up to date and you have antibiotics handy.
ReplyDelete@Cocoa: Ya gotta get em at the peak of their drug use or quickly afterwards. If you wait until they hit rock bottom, they they are washed out and blowed out. Few more years and RiRi will be all crack scrawny w/ a case of pickin pox and probably festering injection sites.
ReplyDelete@Count, hmmm, better call her agent now. TMZ has a bunch of pictures of her at the Clippers game. She looks game for anything.
ReplyDeleteI am sick of Rihanna.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
Oh Cocoa, you won't cook up a brownie enema for Count's Big Adventure?
ReplyDeleteWell that's a shame for us then. And completely dashes Count's dreams.
Who knows? Count could be happily married living in a mansion on Barbados with Lil twin Jerkulas running around talking in a Barbadian/Jersey accent,
Sienna's trailer creeping on American Sniper, starring Bradley Cooper. So predictable for both of them.
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