Friday, May 30, 2014
Random Photos Part Two
Malin Akerman out after lunch with a sprained wrist.
Mel B had a camera crew with her when a "fan" gave her some flowers for her birthday.
Mariah Carey took the subway. Oh Mariah.
Melanie Griffith takes a smoke break while shopping for the third consecutive day.
Maggie Gyllenhaal practices her ballet while talking to a friend.
Some of the cast of Orange Is The New Black promoting the new season of the show.
Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde hit a red carpet together.
Prince Harry shows why he is the best goalie in all of youth soccer.
Kate Middleton talks about the elastic she wears around her waist now to keep her dress down.
I want to be the mom of the kid who can say he went 5-Hole on Prince Harry and scored.
ReplyDeleteI have never ever seen an empty subway car in NYC at any hour of the night. She must have paid the Mass Transit Authority a pretty penny for the photo op.
ReplyDeleteWell I've seen somewhat empty subway trains but not at the time Mimi was riding it. She probably did pay the transit authority $$ to have it all to herself though.
DeleteMalin Ackerman also looks super slender, that must be her eating wrist. Or divorce is tough, y'all.
ReplyDeleteSo it WAS Maggie and not Joan, yay!!
@TTM I think I came up with the answer too late and people didn't see it. OR no one cared. But regardless, I'm firmly in the Julia/Eric Roberts camp.
DeleteLaura Preppon and her token "I'm gonna cut ALL the bitches" face should really let the ginger run wild and free again.
ReplyDeleteI have been pronouncing Malin as Maylin up until I watched Hollywood Game Night last night and learned it was Mal-in just liked it's spelled, lol. I should have known, I've seen her in stuff and like her.
ReplyDeleteHarry looks like he is in some sort of soccer BDSM rig
ReplyDeleteBreaking News: Everybody needs to stop talking about Theron and her boyfriend. Apparently she feels its the equivalent of getting raped.
ReplyDeleteWell, technically she said that talking about her and her child was equivalent to rape, not talking about Sean Penn. I may have mentioned this in the Goop post this am
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DeleteShe was offered the opportunity to walk her statement back, to change the wording, and she stood by it. That said, I don't know why we expect great actors to be awesome, supremely intelligent human beings. They say stupid stuff all the time, just like regular people. They just get that.much.more attention so maybe they could be more careful. In theory
Delete@TTM Oh damn then can I walk my statement back? Cause I'll use that opportunity. I only heard the audio clip of her saying that sentence and haven't read any of the reports about it. That's bad news bears.
DeleteMaybe Theron needs to stop talking aboot her relationship in magazines to sell movies to help prevent rape.
DeleteMalin bought her hair dresser a house this week..hmmmm.
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ReplyDeleteMariahs pic is a set up. Ive never seen a subway car so clean in my life. Not even a homeless laid out drunk on the floor.
ReplyDeleteReno, I never knew how to pronounce Malin's name either.
ReplyDeleteI love her work and she is gorgeous!
At least that photo of Mariah doesn't look shopped to death.
ReplyDeletePutting elastic around your waist doesn't keep a dress down, weighted tape on the HEM does. *sideeye*
P: Ackerman
ReplyDeleteM: Wilde
B: The Duchess of Butt Cheeks
I would hazard a guess that Malin doesn't have a sprained wrist but instead a bad case of 'mommy thumb'. It's basically tendonitis in the thumb tendon and is super painful. It comes from lifting and hefting around a baby.
ReplyDeleteI had it and it wasn't fun. They try to PT it first and they finally had to give up and give me cortisone shots.
Public service and health announcement of the day :)
Speaking of Rape and Molest, Fugazi Enty has really been dropping the ball lately. It must be weeks since we have had a good Rape/Molestation/Incest blind. Fugazi Enty has become such a pussy lately. Pulling the Death Pool post, pulled some other post recently (I forget what it was), this Fugazi Enty really doesn't have the testicular fortitude to go out and grab the clicks by the throat and drag em in here.
ReplyDeleteIs there a more rapey gossip site around for me to take my talents to?
I love TASTY from OITNB
ReplyDeleteI THOUGHT that was her name,Orvilla,but I didn't want to guess and be wrong. Taystee is AWESOME!
DeleteTTM I freaking adore her. I hope they use her a lot this season. She is just too funny!
ReplyDeleteJ Ho got a new face
ReplyDeleteMet Malin Akerman in the NOLA airport Monday. Super nice, and HOT HOT HOT
ReplyDeleteOn the subway. In an evening gown. If I start rolling my eyes, I may never be able to get them back in place.
ReplyDeleteI've been to NY once and experienced a few quiet and almost clean subway cars.
ReplyDeleteThat looks like jb smoove and Jermaine dupri with mariah.
ReplyDeleteEvery (born and raises) NYer over met has stories of filthy trains. As a visitor (8years) I found them quite clean. Junky with bums and debris sometimes? YES. But generally "clean".
ReplyDeleteMariah, you are one of us
ReplyDeleteEven with little make-up and dressed low key olivia Wilde looking fantastic. I hope she and Jason will stick together for a long time.
ReplyDeleteMariah rode the subway my ass. In an evening dress? Puleeeese.
ReplyDelete@Christine65 … yes to the thumb thing! Mine hurts so much. Husband thinks it's from texting too much (asshole) but it's from holding babies on my hip for 13 years almost nonstop. Cortisone shots FTW!
ReplyDeleteAnd since I'm already here, I wanna take this opportunity to say I cannot stand Jason Biggs.
Charlize Theron is bugging me a lot these days. I liked her so much more before she started making so many comments. I loved the story on Dlisted about her last week where she talked about how someone gave her gluten free cupcakes and they were so bad she then gave them to her cleaning ladies who hated them too. Said a lot about what she thinks of people beneath her.
ReplyDeleteTheron has been "drinking the Penn Kool-Aid" and thinks people give a rat's a$$ about her opinions. She needs to shut her mouth before she ruins what's left of her career.
ReplyDeleteI hope Harry is wearing a cup. You can't replace those family jewels!
ReplyDelete@Naughty--Those would be Royal Jewels...and they are indeed irreplaceable.
ReplyDeleteThat picture of Mariah in a gown on the subway is hilarious. She'd be very upset that people would be on their Kindles, listening to music, playing games or staring into space and not paying her the slightest bit of attention. A woman on the subway in a gown isn't enough to catch NY'ers attention for more than a few seconds.
ReplyDeleteI am surprised Mariah let that pic be published - even her lower legs look riddled with cellulite there.
ReplyDeleteIs Mariah drunk? She looks it. But still...I like her a lot better than charlize or Gweneth ....and yes I spelt it like that deliberately.... Mariah is high, a billionaire probably....riding the subway in her evening gown with her cellulite displayed proudly and not even Mariah is high enough or dumb enough to think being a celebrity is like living in war or being raped.
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