Not to the hipster goof. Looks like she's finally getting smart about Thorax. Lately he's mostly in NYC and she's, I think, mostly in LA.
Jennifer needs to spend a little quality time with me. See what's available to her from the Grade A Prime side of the freezer, if you know what I mean.
Oh Jennifer... I would like to say yes, but probably not. I'm pretty sure he used her. Not that he wasn't well known for producing and writing, but he didn't break out to household name until he started dating her. Career boost!!
Also, why would he change, he never married the woman before her, don't think he's going to change.
If George can get remarried, then I guess Jen could.
She has too much money to get married again. Maybe she'll end up like celeste holmes or martha raye and get remarried when she's really old to some creepy much younger guy.
At this point, she still wants a man beneath her, so she can have the control. If she has enough money, she will continue that track, until she is old and maybe marries a gay, to be her caretaker, like Martha Raye did. If she ever goes broke, she will try to marry a rich dude who never left the 90s. They are out there, look at the dudes payin Pam Anderson for sex.
Only to the right guy, if at all. Don't think she will marry Justin. There are plenty of guys out there without having to marry. After all, she won't have to marry for money or breeding. She can marry for love. And that's rare, especially in HW.
If she doesn...it won't be for love, until she gets over the whole fame thing and stops care what other people think.
...and I agree with Sally. Jen will get married, directly after Ang and Brad get married, so she can steal away their thunder. It's almost like it's a showdown between them. It's the longest 2 engagements in Hollywood history.
Gotta wonder what's up with her. Beautiful, rich, but unable to keep a man. She's been dumped so many times. Maybe there's just something about her that sends men heading to the exit once they get to know her. That said, I'd hit it, you know, in a very respectful and loving, caring, relationship building kind of way.
Just would think it shouldn't be to Jason Theourrrrowup. Seems like a poser to me, with maybe one or two small successes, seems Giving it to Jen is getting him in good. I get the feeling they're both dragging their feet but for different reasons. Sigh. I hope she dumps him back at Club Wannabe where she found him.
She seems way too vanilla for the guy's she dates. Have you seen her house? I think there is one splash of color in the entire place. Brad Pitt is vanilla and not too bright, so it's easy to see why he was lured away by the "edgier" Angie. Justin won't last. He's too interesting.
justin is a leased piece. he has tried to run away many times and she just re$negotiates each time and keeps him around. and by around i mean he in nyc and she in la
I'm on the "She will get married right when Brad and Angelina get married" train.
As for people questioning why she's perceived as pathetic, it's because Jennifer tries her hardest to look pathetic. Don't ask me why; I guess she likes people feeling sorry for her. She has a great life yet she's always complaining about someone who wronged her (Brad, the tabloids, her mom, etc). I've never heard her say anything positive.
Yes she will. It will last 2 years then end very badly. I don't think it will be to the creepy dude she dates now. It will be someone else and it will be whirlwind romance and a quick marriage the crash and burn...just a guess.
For all her fame, looks, etc. (actually I can't think of anything else she's got), JA seems to lead a pretty empty life. I agree that she will marry if Brad and Angie do, because without attaching herself to them she's not terribly relevant. This, of course, is contingent on her actually finding someone who's finally willing to put a ring on it.
Huh. That came out a lot more bitchy than I intended. But I stand by it. :)
As long as "poor Jen" works for her she won't. Engaged Jen happened because it got too obvious that every new boyfriend happens when a new movie needs publicity and every breakup happens when promotion is over.
She's a famous person whom I'll never meet, so I'm not sure why I'm going to WK for her, but...the whole attaching-herself-to-Brad-and-Angie schtick and "poor Jen" crap isn't her fault, you know. That's from the tabloids. I mean, what's she supposed to do?
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ReplyDeleteI'll add the third option of... why would I care?
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ReplyDeleteNo
Not if she's smart. So, yes.
ReplyDeleteOnly if Brangelina does
ReplyDeletePerhaps
ReplyDeleteMaybe. Ha
ReplyDeleteHold on, I'll just give her a quick call and ask her.
ReplyDeleteWho cares?
ReplyDeleteThat woman has a great life. I will never understand the people who see her as pitiable or pathetic.
+1 she's a healthy, hot woman with tons of money...
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DeleteYup. I don't get all the "Poor Jen! No husband! No babies!" Hell, she seems smart, so my guess is that all of that's by design. Like me!
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ReplyDeleteEnty should know you don't ask questions that allow one word answers
ReplyDeleteShe will because she doesn't want to grow old alone.
ReplyDeleteMagic eight ball says " outlook not so good" ....
ReplyDeleteWhen are we going to get a "like" button option? Because, Laninna, that was good.
ReplyDeleteNot to the hipster goof. Looks like she's finally getting smart about Thorax. Lately he's mostly in NYC and she's, I think, mostly in LA.
ReplyDeleteJennifer needs to spend a little quality time with me. See what's available to her from the Grade A Prime side of the freezer, if you know what I mean.
I'mma let this box say it for me
ReplyDeleteOh Jennifer... I would like to say yes, but probably not. I'm pretty sure he used her. Not that he wasn't well known for producing and writing, but he didn't break out to household name until he started dating her. Career boost!!
ReplyDeleteAlso, why would he change, he never married the woman before her, don't think he's going to change.
If George can get remarried, then I guess Jen could.
ReplyDeleteShe has too much money to get married again. Maybe she'll end up like celeste holmes or martha raye and get remarried when she's really old to some creepy much younger guy.
Magic 8 Ball says: Yes, but not Justin T. and later in life
ReplyDeleteAgreed
Delete@Sally McCoy I agree! She won't let them steal all the wedding thunder!
ReplyDeleteIt's all about the money, so no
ReplyDeleteNot until she bottoms out.
ReplyDeleteAt this point, she still wants a man beneath her, so she can have the control. If she has enough money, she will continue that track, until she is old and maybe marries a gay, to be her caretaker, like Martha Raye did. If she ever goes broke, she will try to marry a rich dude who never left the 90s. They are out there, look at the dudes payin Pam Anderson for sex.
I like Frosty's answer.
ReplyDeletenot for quite awhile
ReplyDeletemaybe over 50
Dang! Paint Chips bird dogged me on the Martha Raye reference.
ReplyDeleteIf she's smart she won't bother. There's no need to. She can find a guy and happily co exist for years without the paper.
ReplyDeleteIf she does, she will get divorced again.
ReplyDeleteWhen she thinks it will do the most for her career (i.e., public persona), she will. Same thing with having kids.
ReplyDeleteIDGAF one way or the other.
ReplyDeleteNo. She'll never get pregnant OR married.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna go with Snapdragon's answer. It covers my thoughts on this important social issue perfectly:
ReplyDelete>>IDGAF one way or the other<<
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ReplyDeleteOnly to the right guy, if at all. Don't think she will marry Justin. There are plenty of guys out there without having to marry. After all, she won't have to marry for money or breeding. She can marry for love. And that's rare, especially in HW.
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ReplyDeleteIf she doesn...it won't be for love, until she gets over the whole fame thing and stops care what other people think.
ReplyDelete...and I agree with Sally. Jen will get married, directly after Ang and Brad get married, so she can steal away their thunder. It's almost like it's a showdown between them. It's the longest 2 engagements in Hollywood history.
Gotta wonder what's up with her. Beautiful, rich, but unable to keep a man. She's been dumped so many times. Maybe there's just something about her that sends men heading to the exit once they get to know her. That said, I'd hit it, you know, in a very respectful and loving, caring, relationship building kind of way.
ReplyDeleteYeah, butterface?
ReplyDeleteJust would think it shouldn't be to Jason Theourrrrowup. Seems like a poser to me, with maybe one or two small successes, seems Giving it to Jen is getting him in good. I get the feeling they're both dragging their feet but for different reasons. Sigh. I hope she dumps him back at Club Wannabe where she found him.
ReplyDeleteShe seems way too vanilla for the guy's she dates. Have you seen her house? I think there is one splash of color in the entire place. Brad Pitt is vanilla and not too bright, so it's easy to see why he was lured away by the "edgier" Angie. Justin won't last. He's too interesting.
ReplyDeletejustin is a leased piece. he has tried to run away many times and she just re$negotiates each time and keeps him around. and by around i mean he in nyc and she in la
ReplyDeleteIf it ain't broke, don't fuck with it.
ReplyDeleteI'm on the "She will get married right when Brad and Angelina get married" train.
ReplyDeleteAs for people questioning why she's perceived as pathetic, it's because Jennifer tries her hardest to look pathetic. Don't ask me why; I guess she likes people feeling sorry for her. She has a great life yet she's always complaining about someone who wronged her (Brad, the tabloids, her mom, etc). I've never heard her say anything positive.
I hope not to that loser, whatever his name is. She's blown a lot of goodwill in Hollywood to nothing.
ReplyDeleteYes she will. It will last 2 years then end very badly. I don't think it will be to the creepy dude she dates now. It will be someone else and it will be whirlwind romance and a quick marriage the crash and burn...just a guess.
ReplyDeleteI thought Justin had huge family money?
ReplyDeleteHas anyone ever thought that....maybe she doesn't want to??
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ReplyDeleteFor all her fame, looks, etc. (actually I can't think of anything else she's got), JA seems to lead a pretty empty life. I agree that she will marry if Brad and Angie do, because without attaching herself to them she's not terribly relevant. This, of course, is contingent on her actually finding someone who's finally willing to put a ring on it.
ReplyDeleteHuh. That came out a lot more bitchy than I intended. But I stand by it. :)
Who was she married to before? I've not heard ANYTHING about that...
ReplyDeleteOh Sally, only if Brangelina does. I LOVE that answer!
ReplyDeleteyes
ReplyDeleteNo, I always said she was pulling the Big O strategy of roping the public along with a wedding WAY in the future.
ReplyDeleteNo
ReplyDeleteAs long as "poor Jen" works for her she won't. Engaged Jen happened because it got too obvious that every new boyfriend happens when a new movie needs publicity and every breakup happens when promotion is over.
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ReplyDeleteShe's a famous person whom I'll never meet, so I'm not sure why I'm going to WK for her, but...the whole attaching-herself-to-Brad-and-Angie schtick and "poor Jen" crap isn't her fault, you know. That's from the tabloids. I mean, what's she supposed to do?
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