In a new twist to spending money in ridiculous ways, this foreign born B list singer/part-time actress paid her girlfriend $5000 to take a not that attractive guy they just met in a club back to their hotel room for sex. The woman did it.
Rita & Cara Delesbianweyebrows used to be a couple. They called each other "wifey."
This was about 2 years ago, maybe 3? Anyway, when Cara was still a UK-only gossip item & beautiful even on tot Bad Hair days (ok, the eyebrows were never an issue for me--but Brooke Shields was THE underage modelling phenom when I was a kid & "Natural look" ruled late-70s/early-80s fashion).
i first saw natalie in beautiful girls when she was 14 with uma thurman and matt dillon and knew she was going to be a star.. she was the standout of that film
Rita
ReplyDeleteDammit 2 fast
DeleteThe closest she'll ever get to a kindness bi.
DeleteRita whora
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ReplyDeleteDoesn't that technically make her Madame Rita and NOT Rita Whora?
ReplyDeleteTtm when I typed Rita my phone automatically popped up with whora so I just pushed it
DeleteDaaaang, Rita, even sugarbread's phone knows your deal!
DeleteMine automatically makes the Kardashians-kartrashians.
DeleteMine too. I type Kartrashian automatically
DeleteSo she screws every guy in the world who can make her a star and does scissoring as well?
ReplyDeleteLike it said on OITNB last night, scissoring isn't really a thing, sandy
DeleteStop trying to make scissoring a THING Gretchen!! ;)
DeleteSO not fetch!
DeleteI still have no clue who this Rita is.
ReplyDeleteIs she the lovely meter maid ?
You dont play with peoples heads. Bad juju.
ReplyDeleteSounds like everyone's a winner.
ReplyDeleteExactly.
DeleteI was about to say mediocre guys need lovin' too. Consenting adults and all. You have that much money you want to share it in create ways, go for it.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Harry Knuckles!! Please spill the details. Did she donkey-punch you?
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ReplyDeleteSo, it seems Rita actually likes the ladies, but will get with guys that can make her famous. Still have never heard any of her music.
ReplyDelete@Jessica you aren't missing much.
DeleteWell...at least the unattractive guy had a much needed ego boost.
ReplyDeleteAm reminded of Dogfight. River and Lili. Good stuff.
ReplyDeleteRita & Cara Delesbianweyebrows used to be a couple. They called each other "wifey."
ReplyDeleteThis was about 2 years ago, maybe 3? Anyway, when Cara was still a UK-only gossip item & beautiful even on tot Bad Hair days (ok, the eyebrows were never an issue for me--but Brooke Shields was THE underage modelling phenom when I was a kid & "Natural look" ruled late-70s/early-80s fashion).
Victimless business deal. This could happen a 100 times a day and not be a problem.
ReplyDeletei first saw natalie in beautiful girls when she was 14 with uma thurman and matt dillon and knew she was going to be a star.. she was the standout of that film
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