This B list reality star from an A list reality show is being pulled out of school because she is failing. She never attends so is going to be home schooled. Riiiight.
I saw some interview with the young Jenner sisters and the interviewer kept asking about the book they "wrote" and they just kept answering "we don't want to give anything away-we want people to buy the book etc" it was OBVIOUS they did not read the book let alone write the book. and now they are infesting my city for the weekend where they will host an awards show. It is going to be a shit-show watching them not read the teleprompter properly...
Color me surprised. Did the pornstar Kim graduate from high school? Sad reality is that with whatever formal education they obtained they have made millions more than those people who have graduate and post graduate degrees.
hey TTM! It was just embarrassing---their answers full of "um-hmmm" and they kept looking at each-other every time the book was asked about. They did have vast knowledge on the subject of taking the perfect selfie and how hard it is to be worshiped lol
I agree TTM. ALL my selfies look like crap. Mostly because I'm in them.
Mornin all. Posting from Blanc Debris and trying to lure Orioles to the new feeder. Going bird watching in a bit at my friends place. Bitch be hoarding them at her lush estate. The abundance of food seems to help.
Hey Sherry. Those fickle bastards just stop at my house for a day or two and then split. I lay out enough oranges to give Anita Bryant a big O. Frickin' dine and dashers. Same thing with the Rose Breasted Grosbeaks. At least the hummingbirds like me.
Charlie sounds like you're just a McDonalds on the highway going to Florida. Maybe if you give them some grape jelly and nectar they'd tell their friends on the migration to stop in. Get with it man! You're a gourmet cook FFS.
She is just waiting to be legal and do an porno like big sis Kim. It worked out quite well for her. They went from average to super rich & famous. How I long for the days when no one knew about the Kardashians or Jenners...
Good Stuff Lady H. Afternoon everyone. Having a warm but dull day today. I'll take it over rain anytime. In this part of the world that counts as a good summer!
@Derek haha "infesting my city", my daughter and her friend arrived in T.O. yesterday morning for the MMVAS. They hung out at the airport all day "welcoming" all the DigiFest YT stars and taking pics with them. Didn't see the Jenners and fortunately didn't care. She doesn't have ticks to the MMVAS but will just "stalk" the celebs haha BTW, she loves T.O.
I am sure the MMVAs will be a smashing success...and all the 10 year olds who adore these two little witches will aspire to be just like their heroes--stupid and famous.
@Derek They're having a great time thus far! She also went last year for the first time and enjoyed herself. According to her, the celebs were way better last year. I think this year she would be happy just to meet Lorde and Ed Shereen. Last year, she stayed a few extra days so she went to Vancouver Island and Canada's Wonderland. She also LOVES the metro system compared to ours here in MTL. Every city has its good points and bad points.
I thought a few seasons ago her parents pulled out her and Kendall and hired home schooling people to travel with them. There was a whole episode about it.
Finally, they have recognized a Kardashian/Jenner needs a much more comprehensive education than a regular school can provide! Her Fall course schedule has been posted and will keep her very busy. Let's take a look:
• Hooking 101 • Intro to Sex Tape Lighting and Camera Angles • Advanced Natural Posing for Paparazzi • Programming: iPhone and Speed Dial of Paparazzi • Vagimatizing Rich, Successful Men • Getting Peed on but not Seen as a Piece of Crap by the Public • Christianity: Jesus Saves but Kardashians Earn • Advanced Contract Writing: The Pre-Nup • Glove Size and Acquittals
Haha Derek the infestation in your city is getting bigger! hey just announced that Khloe and her bf The Dream? will be hosting the MMVA afterparty! Don't be surprised if the whole clan show up..
@Zeeky LMFAO that is hilario! It's too perfect for their curriculum. Their mama should open up a school, she'd make a killing! Oh wait, let's not give her any more ideas..
Ellashm - As many kids as they have between themselves, they may qualify as a school! Just don't tell her I told you, they might start wanting grant money.
derek--do not leave the house. If you must venture out, please wear protective clothing at all times. No deep breathing...and keep moving so that the K Kooties can not catch you or attach onto you in any way. Good luck and hopefully there is still some cash left over for the city to fumigate itself upon the K infestation moving on to their next location.
Good afternoon all! I'm watching the sunset over the Acropolis whilst driving the worst mohito ever... Crunchy sugar at the bottom... I won First World Problems today!
@BeckyMae ahh no way no fair! I should be sitting in my Athens condo overlooking the Acropolis! instead Im stuck here with shitty weather watching the Greeks play soccer on my tv! Hope you're enjoying yourself! BTW, forget about the Mojtos and have a Frappe or a shot of Ouzo!
@Zeeky maybe you should approach them with your idea. The school could become very successful and you make a shitload of money as an investor or something. There's a lot of girls and maybe boys, who aspire to be just like them!
If 'normal' people allowed their daughters to be sexualised in the way their oxygen stealing mother does, they would be investigated by Social Services. When they are failing educationally and rarely attend school, that would also be investigated.
PMK isn't a momager she is an enabler and an abuser.
I'm not a first time poster. Mostly I'm too lazy to bother because someone has already said what I think. I also can't remember my old username from back in the day!
First CDaN post of the day ever by Heisenberg AND I nailed this blind too!!! What's crackin everyone!!!??
ReplyDeleteHigh five, Lady H!
DeleteHer parents should be ashamed but they're not. Morning errybody.
ReplyDeleteHello all. Education = choice people.
ReplyDeleteI saw some interview with the young Jenner sisters and the interviewer kept asking about the book they "wrote" and they just kept answering "we don't want to give anything away-we want people to buy the book etc" it was OBVIOUS they did not read the book let alone write the book. and now they are infesting my city for the weekend where they will host an awards show. It is going to be a shit-show watching them not read the teleprompter properly...
ReplyDeleteDerek! Fixed for you:
Delete"it was OBVIOUS they could not read the book let alone write the book"
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ReplyDeleteColor me surprised. Did the pornstar Kim graduate from high school? Sad reality is that with whatever formal education they obtained they have made millions more than those people who have graduate and post graduate degrees.
ReplyDeleteIsn't this the one who said on an awards show last month that she 'didn't read so good?'
ReplyDeleteMaybe they should start a special school for kids whose parents are pimpin' them out. Courtney Stodden could attend too.
Good morning and afternoon everyone!
ReplyDeleteIs that like moderating a book club without having read the book, Derek? Asking for a friend
Haha! Hi TTM. You would never! Would you....?
DeleteNeverrrr, TNC
DeleteWay to go Lady H!
ReplyDeleteTalk about giving Homeschooling a bad name.
Thanks ya tall cup of handsome!
Delete@Nutty- Don't give Seacrest anymore reality show ideas.
ReplyDeleteMy kids would put themselves up for adoption before they allowed themselves to be homeschooled by me. And vice versa.
ReplyDeletehey TTM! It was just embarrassing---their answers full of "um-hmmm" and they kept looking at each-other every time the book was asked about. They did have vast knowledge on the subject of taking the perfect selfie and how hard it is to be worshiped lol
ReplyDeleteDon't knock selfie taking, that shite is hard! They should teach a class, there you go! Career = chosen
DeleteI agree TTM. ALL my selfies look like crap. Mostly because I'm in them.
DeleteMornin all. Posting from Blanc Debris and trying to lure Orioles to the new feeder. Going bird watching in a bit at my friends place. Bitch be hoarding them at her lush estate. The abundance of food seems to help.
Hey Sherry. Those fickle bastards just stop at my house for a day or two and then split. I lay out enough oranges to give Anita Bryant a big O. Frickin' dine and dashers. Same thing with the Rose Breasted Grosbeaks. At least the hummingbirds like me.
DeleteCharlie sounds like you're just a McDonalds on the highway going to Florida. Maybe if you give them some grape jelly and nectar they'd tell their friends on the migration to stop in. Get with it man! You're a gourmet cook FFS.
DeleteI liked my guess of Pumpkin and Mama June better. Though Mama June is a better mother than PMK!
ReplyDeleteShut your whore mouth Derek! Mama Junebug is the shit.
DeleteShe is just waiting to be legal and do an porno like big sis Kim. It worked out quite well for her. They went from average to super rich & famous. How I long for the days when no one knew about the Kardashians or Jenners...
ReplyDeleteGood Stuff Lady H.
ReplyDeleteAfternoon everyone. Having a warm but dull day today. I'll take it over rain anytime. In this part of the world that counts as a good summer!
I never thought I'd miss the days when Paris Hilton was a bigger star than the Kardahians.
ReplyDeleteSame here :(
DeleteI'm w you! We need another night in Paris!
Delete@Derek haha "infesting my city", my daughter and her friend arrived in T.O. yesterday morning for the MMVAS. They hung out at the airport all day "welcoming" all the DigiFest YT stars and taking pics with them. Didn't see the Jenners and fortunately didn't care. She doesn't have ticks to the MMVAS but will just "stalk" the celebs haha BTW, she loves T.O.
ReplyDelete@ellashm---I am sure they will have a blast---lots of relevant celebs will also be there
ReplyDeleteI am sure the MMVAs will be a smashing success...and all the 10 year olds who adore these two little witches will aspire to be just like their heroes--stupid and famous.
ReplyDelete@Derek They're having a great time thus far! She also went last year for the first time and enjoyed herself. According to her, the celebs were way better last year. I think this year she would be happy just to meet Lorde and Ed Shereen. Last year, she stayed a few extra days so she went to Vancouver Island and Canada's Wonderland. She also LOVES the metro system compared to ours here in MTL. Every city has its good points and bad points.
ReplyDeleteHome schooled for what? Porn?
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ReplyDeleteI thought a few seasons ago her parents pulled out her and Kendall and hired home schooling people to travel with them. There was a whole episode about it.
ReplyDeleteFinally, they have recognized a Kardashian/Jenner needs a much more comprehensive education than a regular school can provide! Her Fall course schedule has been posted and will keep her very busy. Let's take a look:
ReplyDelete• Hooking 101
• Intro to Sex Tape Lighting and Camera Angles
• Advanced Natural Posing for Paparazzi
• Programming: iPhone and Speed Dial of Paparazzi
• Vagimatizing Rich, Successful Men
• Getting Peed on but not Seen as a Piece of Crap by the Public
• Christianity: Jesus Saves but Kardashians Earn
• Advanced Contract Writing: The Pre-Nup
• Glove Size and Acquittals
*applause*
DeleteBrilliant!! Add: "Vajazzling 101" & "Beginner Botox: A How-To Guide for Teenagers", too.
DeleteHaha Derek the infestation in your city is getting bigger! hey just announced that Khloe and her bf The Dream? will be hosting the MMVA afterparty! Don't be surprised if the whole clan show up..
ReplyDelete@Zeeky LMFAO that is hilario! It's too perfect for their curriculum. Their mama should open up a school, she'd make a killing! Oh wait, let's not give her any more ideas..
ReplyDeleteBlogger globbled (gobbled) up my reply. Take Two:
ReplyDeleteEllashm - As many kids as they have between themselves, they may qualify as a school! Just don't tell her I told you, they might start wanting grant money.
Bruce should be so proud!
ReplyDeletederek--do not leave the house. If you must venture out, please wear protective clothing at all times. No deep breathing...and keep moving so that the K Kooties can not catch you or attach onto you in any way. Good luck and hopefully there is still some cash left over for the city to fumigate itself upon the K infestation moving on to their next location.
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon all! I'm watching the sunset over the Acropolis whilst driving the worst mohito ever... Crunchy sugar at the bottom... I won First World Problems today!
ReplyDeleteWhy do the Jenner kartrashian need an edumacation?? Do you know how many college grads are on unemployment? ?
ReplyDeleteLOL @Zeeky! KJ Homeschool Curriculum - you need to sell that to TMZ!
ReplyDelete@BeckyMae ahh no way no fair! I should be sitting in my Athens condo overlooking the Acropolis! instead Im stuck here with shitty weather watching the Greeks play soccer on my tv! Hope you're enjoying yourself! BTW, forget about the Mojtos and have a Frappe or a shot of Ouzo!
ReplyDelete@Zeeky maybe you should approach them with your idea. The school could become very successful and you make a shitload of money as an investor or something. There's a lot of girls and maybe boys, who aspire to be just like them!
ReplyDelete@Zeeky, LOL!
ReplyDeleteTrilby - That's right! Beginner Botox, she's gonna audit that course over the summer. It's never too early for Botox!
ReplyDeleteTMZ might be a good buyer, but I'm thinking Will and Jada Smith would be better options. When it comes to schools, they'll open any darn thing!
If 'normal' people allowed their daughters to be sexualised in the way their oxygen stealing mother does, they would be investigated by Social Services. When they are failing educationally and rarely attend school, that would also be investigated.
ReplyDeletePMK isn't a momager she is an enabler and an abuser.
I'm not a first time poster. Mostly I'm too lazy to bother because someone has already said what I think. I also can't remember my old username from back in the day!
School or no school...with a mother like Chris...they never stood a chance anyway.
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