Consdering her first experience with coke was less than a year ago, this former A list tweener turned awful B list mostly movie actress was snorting lines like a pro at a hotel pool two nights ago.
@LadyH I think Hil is a good guess. There's that part of me though that wants to not believe this since she still has a young child, but she is desperate to be famous again. At least the kid has Mike, he seems like a pretty devoted dad.
Allegedly (ahem), Hillary was all about the coke back when she was much younger and dating Benji Madden. A few friends of mine who grew up with the Maddens in OC witnessed this firsthand one NYE.
Perhaps her family brought her up choosing Pepsi instead or even more rare, perhaps they preferred RC to both. I don't think a person's soft drink choices are anything a person should try to shame. Unless they prefer diet sodas. Those people are the scourge of society.
Vanessa tried so hard to make herself happen. Thank goodness it never panned out. She's ugly and talentless. I could do without most of young Hollywood. Trashy.
My first thought was Vanessa, but she's not B list, even in name. Selena should be A list by name but she's a C list actress. She hasn't been in anything of remote substance, but this is probably her.
I think we should start a rumor that Bieber would go nuts with jealousy if Count J got Serena. Serena would then let Count J snort and poke her chocolate starfish and then finish with one of her BJ Queen happy endings. Count J, I will expect a detailed debriefing including pictures, video and evaluation.
When I was fresh out of high school and started partying, I saw the cokeheads. Sketchy, off to themselves (so no one would know they were holding and ask for any), when everyone was leaving the party, they were driving to Trenton to get crack. That was unappealing to me. The fact that most of them went on to crack and smack addiction makes me happy with my choice not to partake.
On the flipside, when I was older and saw people do meth, it was 1-3 lines in a night, and no jonesing. At the time I could get an 8-ball of biker crank and it would last me 4-5 months. Now, can barely find anything, and when I do I do some that night as a test, then put the rest away for a special occasion.
@Cowbulls: Your lips to god's ears. After she been with Beiber so long, once I work her over, she'd never leave. Next day, she'd be on my doorstep w/ coffee and a newspaper at 7AM, and wait there till 10, when I wake up.
But was she only wearing undies while snorting like a pro???
ReplyDeleteSelena. Snorting right off her new BEWBS. (They're that high.)
ReplyDeleteA year is quite a long time really to become quite good at something.
ReplyDeleteSelena, because of course.
ReplyDeleteShe only went out with Biebs for a year?
ReplyDeleteGO ARGRNTINA! !
Sugarbread making more wiiiins
ReplyDeleteI'm gunna guess Hillary Duff anyways, even though I think they've both done coke farther back than a year
On the ball
Delete@LadyH I think Hil is a good guess. There's that part of me though that wants to not believe this since she still has a young child, but she is desperate to be famous again. At least the kid has Mike, he seems like a pretty devoted dad.
DeleteHaha thanks Riven. The only reason it wouldn't fit is because Hilary was rumored to be using coke years ago, even in the presence of her mommy!
DeleteAllegedly (ahem), Hillary was all about the coke back when she was much younger and dating Benji Madden. A few friends of mine who grew up with the Maddens in OC witnessed this firsthand one NYE.
DeletePerhaps her family brought her up choosing Pepsi instead or even more rare, perhaps they preferred RC to both. I don't think a person's soft drink choices are anything a person should try to shame. Unless they prefer diet sodas. Those people are the scourge of society.
ReplyDeleteA Professional Coke Snorter? Or like your typical professional actress?
ReplyDeleteWe all know selena snorts coke like a champion! !.. Duh!!
ReplyDeleteI thought all tweeners could snort that shit like a champeen.
ReplyDeleteI would try cocaine for the first time, if I could snort it off Selena's waxed balloon knot.
ReplyDeleteVanessa Hudgens
ReplyDelete(Isn't she always the awful movie one?)
Vanessa tried so hard to make herself happen. Thank goodness it never panned out. She's ugly and talentless. I could do without most of young Hollywood. Trashy.
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ReplyDeleteIDK tho. I wouldn't whip out my coke by the pool, one splash and bye bye cash.
ReplyDeleteLOL SYF. That's what I was thinking too. One asshole who wants to show off his cannonball is always at the pools I seem to be at.
DeleteAnd frankly, you only need a few tries and then everyone can snort like a "champeen" in the immortal word of Sandyboo.
I watched that movie she did with Ethan Hawke, wow she is not very good. But the stunts were awesome.
ReplyDeleteGo Germany.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't you think Vanessa sampled coke a lot longer than a year ago, remember her ex Mr. Efron
ReplyDeleteIf this is about Selena, this is an OLD BLIND.
ReplyDeleteHaha @Count. My friend calls it a rusty balloon knot
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Vanessa, but she's not B list, even in name. Selena should be A list by name but she's a C list actress. She hasn't been in anything of remote substance, but this is probably her.
ReplyDeleteCount, you've done meth but never tried coke? Why?
ReplyDeleteMoral of this story: Dont ever, EVER let Justin Bieber stick his dick in you.
ReplyDeleteI think we should start a rumor that Bieber would go nuts with jealousy if Count J got Serena. Serena would then let Count J snort and poke her chocolate starfish and then finish with one of her BJ Queen happy endings.
ReplyDeleteCount J, I will expect a detailed debriefing including pictures, video and evaluation.
uh Vanessa Hudgens is not ugly nor talentless.... your confusing her with Zac Efron
ReplyDeleteKatie Holmes
ReplyDeleteReading late. Did Enty mention the cancellation of the show Ariana Grande and McCurdy were stars of?
ReplyDeleteThis is Selena. It seems she's in the process of crashing and burning.
She is heading to a worse spot than she was in last year when I first mentioned her issues. People are no longer whispering, it's out in the open.
ReplyDelete@Astra: late on responding to this, but....
ReplyDeleteWhen I was fresh out of high school and started partying, I saw the cokeheads. Sketchy, off to themselves (so no one would know they were holding and ask for any), when everyone was leaving the party, they were driving to Trenton to get crack. That was unappealing to me. The fact that most of them went on to crack and smack addiction makes me happy with my choice not to partake.
On the flipside, when I was older and saw people do meth, it was 1-3 lines in a night, and no jonesing. At the time I could get an 8-ball of biker crank and it would last me 4-5 months. Now, can barely find anything, and when I do I do some that night as a test, then put the rest away for a special occasion.
@Cowbulls: Your lips to god's ears. After she been with Beiber so long, once I work her over, she'd never leave. Next day, she'd be on my doorstep w/ coffee and a newspaper at 7AM, and wait there till 10, when I wake up.
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