Thursday, July 31, 2014
Blind Item #6
Apparently men are not the only customers who enjoy a happy ending. This B+ list mostly television actress who also happens to be an Academy Award winner/nominee has a special place she goes to get massages and the women there provide our actress a special service for which she tips several hundred bucks a visit.
Anna paquin
ReplyDeleteShe's bi.
DeleteAnna fits.
DeleteElisha cuthbert. Happy endings and all.
ReplyDeleteUmmm Sookeh?
ReplyDeleteFine @Sugarbread
DeleteLorraine Bracco
Kathy bates
ReplyDelete@Tricia S, why not? :D
DeleteI was gonna say, sounds good. Then i thought if this were a man, we'd say ewww. I guess i have been snared by the old double standard. Im guessing mimi.
ReplyDeleteOnly cuz I think she'd have to pay...
ReplyDeleteCan the blind be any vaguer?
ReplyDeleteYou know, I don't have a problem with this... why should the men have all the fun?
ReplyDeleteI'd give Paquin a happy ending massage. For chicks, would it be a Rub & Rub? I would give her a good scrubbing on the table shower and provide Asian at no extra charge.
ReplyDeleteMelissa McCarthy, the special is a sammich (yes I know that I am a c#unt)
ReplyDeleteBut that would take another hour on the table. Or maybe I'm just unusually slow in my happy endings ;-)
ReplyDeleteWell that's hot
ReplyDeleteWhat's Asian?
ReplyDeletethis is a recycled variation of the pussy eating salesgirls at Barney's blind item that was never revealed.
ReplyDelete@ astra
ReplyDelete"Asian" = oral sex
@Astra & Hairydawg: Asian is Rimming, named so because it is a frequent occurrence at Asian massage parlors.
ReplyDeleteFrench is Oral Sex, Greek is Buttsecks and Russian is Titty Fucking.
Melissa Leo
ReplyDeleteQueen Latifah. Started on TV, back on TV, and nominated for Chicago.
ReplyDeleteMeliisa McCarthy
ReplyDelete