January 9, 2014
This no name girlfriend of this former A list tweener and now B list celebrity ordered some champagne via room service. The tweener looked at the bill and saw it was a $5000 bottle of champagne. He didn't say anything to the waiter but the waiter heard the celeb yelling at his girlfriend when the door closed that he wasn't made of money.
Joe Jonas
Get what you pay for joe!!
ReplyDeleteI hate cheapskates.
ReplyDeleteMaybe so but you paid her to be your beard so you have to expect she wants more to keep quiet.
ReplyDeletethere you NYCbratgirl---a Bonus Jonas reveal!
ReplyDeletethere is cheapskates and there are people trying to take advantage of your wealth---if that was me I would pull a total Charlie Sheen and lock the idiot in a closet lol
ReplyDeleteWhat is the point of $5000 champagne? Just to see if someone will buy it for you?
ReplyDelete@0_0 Right? I can't fathom paying that much for...any beverage. Utterly ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteBearding ain't no walk in the park! If she wanted cheap champagne she'd be whorin' for one of the Hansen brothers!
ReplyDeletechampagne reveal day! Whatsername and the other one from the Housewives could be besties.
ReplyDeleteAccording to Seacrest, those things can be deducted from her paycheck.
ReplyDeleteWe are reduced to Jonas blinds? Is Enty 12? Most of the blinds are tweeners, just barely past "tweeners", or trying desperately to shake their tweener past - it'll never happen David Cassidy!
ReplyDeleteYes ! He usnt made of miney! Hes made of snails and puppy dog tails!
ReplyDeleteFrom now on, "Mums" the word.
ReplyDeleteIronic that Enty uses the term "no name girlfriend" for the female in the blind (unsure if he means it in that her name truly is unknown or if she is not a celebrity, hece a nobody or no name) when the bottom of the barrel of celebrity (and true "No Names") are people that were created by Disney such as the Jonas brothers.
ReplyDeleteThey always have their sex tape to fall back on. And unlike Selma Blair, their tape allegedly isn't such a snoooooozefest
ReplyDeleteBlanda reminds me of a Roald Dahl character with that horrendous whopper of a name. Just can't decide if she belongs in The Twits or The Witches. Maybe they can name their sex tape Joe Sucks a Giant Peach.
ReplyDeleteWhat champagne is a hotel marking up to $5000 a bottle?
Okay I checked the LCBO.
ReplyDeleteDom Pérignon Oenothèque Brut Rosé Champagne 1988 is $4800 and that's from a liquor store and given the duty on Canadian booze, that's a possible. 1982 is $6700.
Oh pink champers, how loverly.
I don't blame him for having a hissy fit. She probably doesn't know the difference between a good bottle of champagne and a 7-11 Big Gulp.
ReplyDeleteI would have drunk the bottle in front of her and told them to bring some two buck chuck if the gold digger gets thirsty.
ReplyDeleteI like your thinking, Riven.
Delete$5,000 is a month's pay for some of us, if we're lucky. Fuck this bitch.
ReplyDeleteWell, now we know what she's in it for. It surely wasn't the sex.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Joe! Any champagne deserves so mch money
ReplyDeleteLess than 0.1% of the world could tell the difference between a $20 bottle of champagne and a $5,000 bottle.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I really believe this..I know she knows he has money issues..seems a bit untrue.
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for the poor kid.
ReplyDeleteShe's a use-y ho.
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