This former B list reality star turned "actress" was offering a Grammy discount last night to prospective suitors. She probably feels it is the Christian thing to do.
@Kno---well she is opening up a fro-yo shop so that screams early retirement the sad thing is if you look at her social media following there are many young girls who follow her and look up to her smh
The only way Farrah could open a froyo shop I'd open is if the ice cream was dispensed from sex doll machines that squirt it out their hoohas. Is that patented yet? I think I'm onto something....
But to be accurate, any Farrah dispenser would have to shoot out the ass
this is THE first time ive ever gone here im not THAT PERSON but farrah and stodden LOOK like they have female hygiene issues. that as harsh as i'll be. everytime i see one of them i just think UGH.
Where's the BLIND!!!!
ReplyDeleteWay to go cocoa!!!
baby Sophia gotta eat
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ReplyDeleteAt what point do these creatures disappear? Now's good for me.
ReplyDeleteWhat does she sell at her new ice cream shoppe?
ReplyDeleteWhat is a Grammy discount? It sounds like something out of a retirement home joke.
ReplyDeleteYay for Cocoa and Shazbot!
@Kno---well she is opening up a fro-yo shop so that screams early retirement
ReplyDeletethe sad thing is if you look at her social media following there are many young girls who follow her and look up to her smh
The only way Farrah could open a froyo shop I'd open is if the ice cream was dispensed from sex doll machines that squirt it out their hoohas. Is that patented yet? I think I'm onto something....
DeleteBut to be accurate, any Farrah dispenser would have to shoot out the ass
*I'd visit, derp*
DeleteShe's always reminded me of Paul Stanley during the no-makeup Kiss.
ReplyDeleteAwesome!!!
Delete@Lady---as long as it is organic and gluten free I am down!
ReplyDeleteI think I know where she places the froyo in front of you when served
ReplyDeleteDoes "Grammy discount" = she pays them? Cause $0 can't be discounted much more than that.
ReplyDeletethis is THE first time ive ever gone here im not THAT PERSON but farrah and stodden LOOK like they have female hygiene issues. that as harsh as i'll be. everytime i see one of them i just think UGH.
ReplyDeletesorry...
Ugh I think one reality-whore blind of the day should be the ceiling.
ReplyDeleteYa think she offers to let dudes use their Golden Globe as a butt plug on her, to tighten up her bucket cunt?
ReplyDeleteTalk about double bagging the love!!! She must be percolating quite a germ frappe in her busy busy butt and open all night vage.
ReplyDeleteHow about: Two Holes, One Cup for the name of said shoppe?
ReplyDeleteROFL @ lurker girl
Delete2 holes, 1 cup, 69 flavors
I just threw up in my own mouth after typing that.....
ReplyDeleteyay. me. A Farrah Abraham blind, no less.
ReplyDeleteCocoa ^5
ReplyDeleteCount, that works? Wow, you learn something new every day!
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ReplyDeleteprospective clients should take off the rose-coloured glasses. 10 buck street hooker have more class than this tainted ho'.
ReplyDeleteIsn't she getting ready to open a yogurt shop or something? Some hacker hacked onto the website and inserted a still from her porno onto it.
ReplyDelete@Astra: Yes, yes it does. Makes it almost like prom night all over again.
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