January 7, 2014
This former almost A list mostly movie actress who is now a reality star who can't get acting work made far more money meeting a businessman for three hours then she did for the event for which she flew around the world. Reportedly the man spent upwards of $100K to spend three hours with the former actress.
Lindsay Lohan (and thus concludes the Lindsay portion of the day)
Calgon take me away!
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ReplyDelete2 too many can we advance to March next (pls skip KFF)?
ReplyDeleteWhat a waste of money.
ReplyDeleteWe know this already dammit!
ReplyDeleteWait, he said it concluded the Lohan portion! Yay!
ReplyDeleteGood pick up, It can only get Better (she gritted)
DeleteOnly part on Lohan that may be worth 100k is a kidney.
ReplyDeleteLOL@Count.
DeleteNot even that busted sht.
DeleteShe's a docuseries star enty!!!
Hey Count.
DeleteWill resume drinking now!
ReplyDeleteI'm shocked!
ReplyDeleteNot even. Winky face.
OT - what's the 1st CDAN blind you remember reading?
@Tigercat- HIV+ singer around 07 or 08.
DeleteTimmy/Shimmy or whatever that blind was called
DeleteThe one I remember the most was the Steven Segal one, but I don't think it was ever revealed. I remember trying to explain it to my husband and getting a whole lots of blank staring in return
DeleteAnd water is wet.
ReplyDeleteI've seen some sick fucking shit on the Internet, but someone paying to fuck Lindsay Lohan makes Two Girls, One Cup look like a Care Bears video.
ReplyDeleteThat is just sick, twisted, and a dozen ways wrong.
What is 2 girls 1 cup dare I ask?
Delete@sugarbread for the love of God, don't Google! I tried to warn everyone the last time someone brought it up
DeleteSeriously, I lasted until they took their clothes off...and were handed the cup...
DeleteNO SUGAR! Don't do it!
Delete@Brian
Delete+Bazzilion
See previous Reveal for my sentiments on HO LOHAN.
ReplyDeletelive.
die.
repeat.
Please stop giving this pretentious UGLY USELESS SKANK of a so called human any advert.
The real reveal would be the idiot who paid.
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DeleteI don't get who would pay that much for her. Count, can you explain? .. just..ew. For so many reasons.
ReplyDeleteCan this conclude the Lindsey Lohan portion of oxygen consumption
ReplyDeleteOn..the..planet...
ReplyDeleteAt least I wont be listening to firecrackers and M 80s blowing up all fucking night :) Need a good nites sleep.
ReplyDeleteWhat's next - Bieber reveals?
ReplyDeleteWell google blue waffled instead then geesus
ReplyDeleteWaffles spelchek
ReplyDeleteCount, I'm pretty sure her kidneys are shot, just like her liver.
ReplyDeleteShe's a ho
ReplyDeletePlease God, I hope not sunshine, I'm struggling to stay awake Now.
ReplyDeleteTrue dat Count.
ReplyDeleteOT - Timmy Smimmy blind
Google krokodile
ReplyDeleteActually, don't.
Man, how low will she go. Too sad.
ReplyDeletei imagine anyone spending time with lohan has to suit up like they do when they cook meth on breaking bad. jesus.
ReplyDeleteEewww gross I had to I'm stubborn like that. And I just finished eating salsa and chips too..
ReplyDeleteThat guy who made the film went to jail for obscenity. .you think.
Now my tummy hurts thinking about the film. Cannot unsee.
sugar- for what it is worth I have read that in those fetish films (2 girls 1 cup) that they get cleaned out (like before you get a colonoscopy) and then inject lookalike substances( chocolate pudding ect) and then film it. Don't know if true and still amazed that people get sexually aroused by that fetish but would restore a little faith in mankind if true. That being said it really looks like they are puking also and that can't be good.
Delete@texas - ..... O_o I shouldn't have come back to this thread
DeleteI can't help myself- I will be concentrating on the more recent items but also check back on the juicy ones. Have you googled alabama hotpocket yet?
DeleteOmg I haven't. Should I cover my eyes and take pepto before googling?
DeleteLotta - I think anitbiotics would be more appropriate.
DeleteYou learn something new everyday. *shudder*
DeleteNow I'm deep in the rabbit hole of disgusting activities. Boston pancake and Angry Pirate sound like other Lindsay areas of expertise!
She definitely deserves an angry pirate. Once you go down that urban dicktionary hole it is hard to pull away. I like angry pirate, rusty trombone and blumpkin because easy to remember.
DeleteI don't know about that boston pancake but i guess it is external and both parties contribute something so it is more romantic- Bwaaaaa
DeleteUrban dicktionary! Hahaha, can I steal that from you? Rusty trombone took me a minute. Strawberry Shortcake requires bandages. Good lord, I'll be here all night now.
DeleteWho comes up with them???? rusty:) I'm going to try to make some up.
DeleteVery creative people. You gotta link me back to the ones you come up with.
Delete@Texas: I never heard of fake dookie being used. Ira Isaacs is getting locked up for 4 years for obscenity due to dookie videos. None of the whores who took the stand said the turds were faked. Took them 3 trials to convict him, but when the gubment wants you, yer fucked.
DeleteAnd that was American whores. The Brazilians in 2 girls/1 cup, they mighta been relieved they didn't have to blow horses to earn during Shark Week. Go wander through the popular videos on Motherless. You'll turn up scat, from nasties rubbin it on and eaten it, to hot teens poopin for a webcam.
There is also a pretty intense video of a hot chick in a dog collar and leash, peeing in a bowl of dry dog food then eating it, all while on her hands and knees in a bathroom. She pukes it up a couple times, then flushes so she can get a drink of fresh water out of the toilet. Every time I stumble across that video, I have to sit and watch every frame. Not because it is arousing, aside from the fact she is a hot barely legal, but because I keep looking for little signs so I can to figure out the back story.
I think I read somewhere that Lindsay was known as the Alabama hotpocket queen. Maybe I should check the urban dictionary.
ReplyDeleteNow I must. But I'll save Alabama hot pocket for when my tummy feeling better. Can't take 2 in 1 day.
Delete"Searches related to Strawberry Shortcake: strawberry shortcake recipe, strawberry shortcake movie, strawberry shortcake dolls, strawberry shortcake urban dictionary"
ReplyDelete@erik- LOL curiosity got the best of you!
Delete@lotta i just had to.
ReplyDelete@erik, you find one, you find them all. Hot Lunch was a surprising one.
Delete@lotta nasty!
ReplyDelete@Count Jerkula - it certainly can't be that HAZMAT pussy. Do they all get complimentary Silkwood showers afterwards as part of the deal?
ReplyDeleteCripes.
There were pics of her all beaten and bruised not that long ago...yikes. did she get big bucks to take a brutal beating with her sex? If so....yikes.
ReplyDeleteif everyone quits giving her attention she'll basically die. i can't wait
ReplyDeleteWow, now that was some fascinating educational shit Jerkula. Thank you (genuinely) for sharing that. I figured there was stuff like that out there but figured it was scattered around. But of course there would be sites that would have dedicated sections to it, whatever makes money. My curiosity will have me checking it out now. Motherless eh? Sounds intriguing.
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ReplyDelete@el80ne: Motherless doesn't have a section for scat, matter of fact, they will delete scat if it is reported. It is kind of random, but it aint hard to find there.
ReplyDeleteThere will be stuff on that site that you won't be able to unsee.
After all those drugs, her system has Rolling Stonesque recovery abilities, evidently.
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