April 30, 2014
This A+ list mostly movie actor and an Academy Award winner said he once dumped this gorgeous B- list mostly movie actress because the first time he went to her place she rolled out two big nitrous tanks and said she really wanted to have fun.
Matt Damon/Eva Mendes
Whip its are a lot of fun
ReplyDeleteUmm this might be one of my most favorite reveals EVER!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was because of the stanky putang.
ReplyDeleteConclusion: Whip-its make puntang stanky.
DeleteAwesome reveal.
ReplyDeleteTeam effort from @Tricia Shaw and @Sadie! Great job, you two!!
ReplyDeleteHe no fun
ReplyDeleteHow long did it take for him to dump her though? It says the "first" time he was at her place, implying he was there again. No matter what, it's a fun reveal.
ReplyDeleteBut did he stay ?
ReplyDeleteOh, Bourne.
ReplyDeleteI know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that, but gorgeous? Does anyone really consider Eva Mendes gorgeous??
ReplyDeleteI was wondering the same thing. Great body, fugly face.
DeleteHad my nails done at a gifting lounge next to her once. She didn't have on any makeup. Yes, she's gorgeous. At that time she was also nice.
DeleteI think she's very pretty.
DeleteIf her neck were longer, she'd be perfect.
DeleteTnx VIP:)
ReplyDeleteBored soccer mom threw in Damon too
Dunno why I didn't see that one...he's def the straight arrow type that be like..peace out Eva
My favorite reveal ever.
ReplyDeleteHow many hours of whip its can you get out of not one but 2 nitrous tanks? (Maybe if she gave that shit up she wouldn't be knocked up now).
ReplyDeleteWell he dodged a bullet because he would be the father of McCrazy girls baby now
ReplyDeletedamn girl
ReplyDeleteWell he's sure a square. Had he said yes it would be a kindness blind
ReplyDeletenow she's going to be someone's mother
ReplyDelete@astra. I used to think she was "gorgeous". Sometimes her face resemble Cindy Crawford IMHO, but I even thought Eva was more breathtaking.
ReplyDeleteBut! Ever since I saw her in person and the cookoo display one morning, I don't see her the same at all.
Ya, I used to think she was really hawt looking. I was envious.
Maybe the nitrous explains what I saw. What an awful mess;a joke really. I don't know what it's suppose to do. I'll have to google it.
ok am I old fashioned? Is this what the kids do now? Is this a sexual thing, or maybe she just wanted to go for a ride?! Interesting blind though
ReplyDeleteThis may have been before she went to rehab. Coke was supposed to be her issue.
ReplyDeleteI thought she was supposed to be pretty straight & narrow now, but sometimes a drink & smoking.
when a Damon comes along
ReplyDeleteyou must whippit...
I think she is gorgeous. I've heard the BI about her parading around like a peacock at Starbucks. And the rumors of the lost baby due to her coke problem. I've never seen any Lohanesque pics or heard first hand stories (except CDAN)
ReplyDelete@Sincerely,Your Friend - I am super curious about yoru encounter with her. Any more details to spare?
Matt Damon is so boring!
ReplyDeleteThat's my boy! Damon is a class act. Love him. All around regular, good guy.
ReplyDeleteSomeone's a Blue Velvet fan.
ReplyDeleteMAAAAATT DAAAMON
ReplyDeleteThe BI is a fun read of Count's parties.
ReplyDeleteI have no clue what nitrous does to you, but I'd let Jason Bourne wash my hair.
Some use the hippie crack to numb you up for anal entry. I don't advise this. Best to be able to feel if something aint right.
ReplyDeleteOn my bucket list is getting a BJ while doing whipits. I don't get tanks though, just the whipped cream chargers from the gourmet kitchenwares store. Those ones seem softer and smoother than the porn shop variety.
On a final note, I remember in the 90s when there were tanks in the parking lot of every concert/event I went to. From the Grateful Dead to WCW Monday Nitro. Now, there aint shit fun going on at concerts around here. Beat shrooms are the only thing I've seen.
I'm surprised people don't find her that attractive
ReplyDeleteby what standard? I think she's gorgeous in an exotic kind of way kind of like Rosario Dawson
weird though
I used to date a dude who was at college to be a pharmacist. He lived with and partied with other pharmacy students. They had a few tanks at one of their parties (and they always had ALL the damn drugs). Not a fan of nitrous. Makes me feel like I'm at the dentist. They were just orally huffing it. Is there another way to "do" nitrous?
ReplyDeleteEva is supposed to be a modern day Sophia Loren……I say Oh Please….I see prettier girls on the street every day…and Sophia has class Eva has none….
ReplyDeleteEva's been with quite a few over the years it seems. Guess it's the only way to earn an income. She's D-list in my books.
ReplyDeleteHer brain must be fried.
ReplyDeleteEnty always describes her as gorgeous so we should have known.
ReplyDeleteIm surprised to at all the putdoens for evas looks. I think shes very pretty. Not down with the tanks tho.
ReplyDelete@Vera OMG BWAHAHAHAHHAA!
ReplyDeleteI am very curious to see how the Eva/Ryan story will play out.
Does anyone still wait to the third date to reveal their kinks?
ReplyDeleteDammmnnnn!!
ReplyDeleteAhh, OK I wondered! I never found Cindy Crawford all that pretty either but like I said, it's all subjective. Eva reminds me of a pterodactyl or a budget drag queen (absolutely no offense whatsoever to drag queens).
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she trapped Ryan after loading him up on so much nitrous that he didn't cover up or just lied about being on birth control.
ReplyDeleteI think she's gorgeous. And I adore her choice in eyewear... if only I could afford the Thierry Lasry sunglasses then maybe one day I could carry the spawn of gosling.
ReplyDeleteI, too, think she is gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteI had nitrous during my labours. It's the only thing that made it tolerable.
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