This married female celebrity chef and television personality just can't stop hanging out with guys who are not her husband. Our chef was at a club earlier this week and after flirting with a guy for 30 minutes and exchanging numbers they walked out separately, but got into the same car. I guess she could have been giving him a ride home, but her hands all over his body earlier in the evening would indicate some other activity.
Rachel Ray
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ReplyDeleteWe was wrong Sandy..forgot about giada the queen of the zucchini warmer
DeleteGiada
ReplyDeleteI need to meet this Giada...
ReplyDeleteGiada De Laurentiis
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ReplyDeleteI don't think anyone has ever seriously called Rachael Ray a chef. She, Paula Deen, that Pioneer Woman, Trisha Yearwood,Jamie Deen, are all cooks. Chefs usually have formal training or long kitchen apprenticeships. I vote Giada.
ReplyDeleteBut once you're a celebrity they MUST call you a chef, restaurants or no. It's in the contract because Top Celebrity Cook just sounds rubbish, Sea Hag...
DeleteLol, celebrity cook! Great term.
DeleteThere's no shame in being a cook, by the way. :)
DeleteI don't think Julia Child ever ran her own restaurant, but I certainly swear by her recipes.
Not that they are *her* recipes. Oh never mind...
DeleteRachel Ray did win Iron Chef against Giada a few years ago. Of course, there were actual Iron Chefs helping them.
DeleteSprink-this whole chef yjing annoys me. Women cook 2-3 times a day, 7 days a week. But oh!! Let a man fry an egg, and he's a chef!! A genius!! Lol
DeleteGiada. She cant stop with random hookups and blow jobs. Counts dream girl lol.
ReplyDeletei cant see rachel ray at a club. everytime i (mentally) dress her up in a "club" outfit and place her in the VIP section where she will no doubt be "poppin bottles"...she evaporates. she does not belong there. cant see her doing this.
ReplyDeleteoh wait, not currently married. nm. I just can't stand her
ReplyDeleteI agree that Rachel Ray isn't a "chef". Beyond that, I got nuthin'. Sadly (or not), I've never watched a food show or the food channel.
ReplyDeleteI know Rachel Ray from commercials and tabloids and gossip. A chef she ain't.
I believe this is Rachael Ray. For not being a true "chef", she sure knows how to bring in the millions.
ReplyDeleteGiada. For shame. I wonder if her husband is gay. They've been together for a thousand years. I have her newest cookbook and there's no mention of him anywhere, which I thought was interesting.
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ReplyDeleteJee-Ahh-DUH
ReplyDeleteThe Blow Job Queen.
ReplyDeleteGiada is built for the doggystyle. I don't care how much her beak would tickle my nuts during a 69, she need to get that thing dealt with.
ReplyDeleteBlowjob queen Giada.
ReplyDeleteRachel Ray doesn't even call herself a chef-she says she's a cook.
Count - Really?! You're ragging on an Italian broad's nose? How are you from Jersey?
ReplyDeleteThat Pioneer woman is a thing now? I've used her website-she has some good recipes, but she is neither entertaining nor a chef.
ReplyDeleteWell, Count, I looked up a photos of Giada to see why you were taking about her beak, I didn't recall her having one.
ReplyDeleteA photo of Giada in high school was on google, it explains everything. We are talking very late bloomer here, I'd be willing to bet that she wasn't getting any action in high school unless it was the "sure thing" kind, if that.
@Susan: 1/2 my family is Italian broads and none of em got a beak like that.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely "look at my boobs" Giada, the blow job queen.
ReplyDeleteI absolutely cannot stand that Pioneer Woman and her fake humble "country girl" schtick. I'd listen to Rachael Ray before I'd listen to PW fakery, and RR makes me stabby.
ReplyDeleteI've never watched the pioneer woman on tv, but her pumpkin pancakes are forever on my Christmas brunch menu. So damn good
DeleteMy mom has made me watch The Pioneer woman. I was gonna guess her to be silly. She is cute, I admit, but she ain't clubbin unless it's a quilting club.
ReplyDeleteMy Mom also can't look at Giada wothout gasping about her cleavage parade.
So Giada's another Brandi G now? She blows em and they split? That's gotta make a girl feel good.
Count, Giada is the eternal M. Total oral fixation is the prognosis, my zucchini is the cure.
ReplyDeleteHas there ever been a better pairing than you and Giada? I think not.
Delete@Susan-I've wondered the same thing. Giada is not very discreet so I assume she and her husband have an agreement. What's in it for him? He needed a beard?
ReplyDeleteGiada and her husband have an open marriage, it's a well known fact in the culinary world
ReplyDeleteSee, this is how I know that I have unreasonably high standards. Because no matter how hot or orally talented a person may be, I could *not* follow in the footsteps of "the young Bruce Springsteen" and his "white supremacist dick".
ReplyDeleteGina Sz- Tell me MORE!! I love chefy gossip.
ReplyDeleteI love Julia Child, Giada and yes, even Rachael Ray.
auntliddy - LMAO. You make such a good point! Chef, cook; tomato tomahto. Whatevs. Clearly, these broads know what they're doing in the kitchen.
I am totally making a Giada salmon number tonight. And I just rocked out her cannellini dip and pita chips for a playdate. Divine!
Paula Deen?
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ReplyDelete2) I also can't stand the Pioneer Woman.
Giada
ReplyDeleteAnd I refuse to watch that Pioneer Woman nonsense.
ReplyDeleteGiada and she will bend over and take it any way the guy wants so her beak isn't an issue.
ReplyDeleteThat is what I like to hear, Cowbulls! "Alright honey, get on all 4's. If you look back at me, yer gettin a shot to the ribs."
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