January 13, 2014
This almost A list mostly movie actor who is A++ is one very big department blew off his girlfriend Saturday night because he finally managed to convince his recent co-star to hook up with him. he tried during filming and during the press tour but now during awards season she finally gave in. The thing is it might actually last because he has been trying a long long time.
Michael Fassbender/Lupita Nyong'o (It didn't last but at least they had one night.)
Noooo Lupita! :((
ReplyDeleteI hope she did some stretching beforehand and had an icepack next to the bed.
ReplyDeleteI bet chocolate that dark is tasty as hell. Mmmmmmmm.
ReplyDeletelol@Count
ReplyDeleteWho knew Fassbender was down with the swirl
ReplyDeleteLiterally everybody
Deletelol I can't remember him EVER dating a white chick.
DeleteLupita - did you wear a full body glove? 'Cause that Fass-Ass is one big std slut.
ReplyDelete@montana did you miss when he dated naomi campbell?
ReplyDeletealso wasn't there a blind during award season that lupita was gay?
Where's our swing in' Fassy gif?
ReplyDeleteI always wonder where putting out vs. not putting out lands you in Hollywood. I liked that Lupita was such a catch for keeping it folded up for a while.
ReplyDeleteLupita's so far been smart for not screwing co-stars.
ReplyDeleteShe has done producers, directors, studio heads.
Fassbender is A++?? I don't think I could pick him out of a line-up. (Clothed, I mean.)
ReplyDelete@topher, no his dick is apparently A++. He is B+ at best.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they just sat up all night, watched movies, cuddled and ordered room service? Unless you were in the bed room you don't know what happened. BTW @sandybrook Mickey Rourke said Hi, I saw him yesterday LOL!
ReplyDeletejust saw the movie. that was fassy that was her owner, dare i say MASTER, right?
ReplyDeleteif so then...
UH HUH... ((slick side eye/devious giggle))
fassy only likes the chocolate. he dated his shame costar for 2 years
ReplyDeleteIf I could try it out for a night, I would. Go Lupita!
ReplyDelete... Why? She's average at best. Maybe he's attracted to the fame. Only logical explanation
ReplyDelete@Montana He's ALL about the swirl. I am hopeful he'll swirl that A++ appendage my chocolate ass way 😊
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness. That is one fine man. Way to make him work for it, Lupita - bet it was a pretty fun night.
ReplyDeleteI would be scared to jump on that Fassbender joystick. 1) he is a slut/I would need two different doctors assurance he was safe for the bouncy bouncy and kissy kissy , 2) doubtful it would fit, 3) I would be afraid to be dickmatized. 4) I dislike white men who only see Black Women as fetishes.
ReplyDeleteIf he is capable of real genuine love than that is an entirely different matter. I see men with a woman staring at me or other women and that is so not cool.
Oh please last time I checked woman gave birth no dick is as big as a baby
DeleteFassy needs to worry about becoming the next Gerard Butler if he doesn't watch out. He's not THAT hot (no dick is worth the gift that keeps on giving). (My spell check "corrected" Fassy to GASSY!). I take my laughs where I find them.
ReplyDeleteMeh. He's okay. Glad she made him work.
ReplyDeleteLOL@ Count!
Fassbender also was with Naomi Campbell
ReplyDeleteI find her to be the most beautiful woman to break through in Hollywood in a very long time. She also has a great deal of charm and charisma.
ReplyDeleteI hope that she gets a leading role soon.
@KAT tell him the next time you see him if he ever gets to my part of Florida I'll buy him dinner and drinks
ReplyDeleteCan someone introduce me to his dick?
ReplyDeleteHeh...
@Shark Week: check out the movie Shame. It may still be on Netflix. He's not shy.
DeleteUnfortunately Fassy is becoming the new BUTTler. And if maybe for a long time being a male slut was perceived as cool and heartthrob and macho man, for some years now miserable bitches like those are just lame and pathetic. Don’t go there Fassy!
ReplyDeleteThat is one hot pairing. Kudos to them both!
ReplyDelete@Jewsco: Shorty Mac aint that far off.
ReplyDeleteNSFW dick pic