What troubled R&B crooner once had a gaggle of groupies strip stark naked to get his attention? They got it alright, he and his entourage took all of them home.
Don't be silly, Doctah. This is scandalous not because of gender, but species. A gaggle refers to landed geese and Difficult Brown would definitely hit that. Geese fucka fa sho
ROFL @Riven! Which amahzing CDANer wrote about something being tighter than a dick's butthole? Was that you? Anyways, my new operating theory is that Chris Brown is a CDaN reader and that post inspired him to get some quack ass
HAHA no I wish I could claim credit for that one but it was not me. But I am totally going to use "dick's butthole" as my new go-to schoolyard insult. It's a nephew thing lol z
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ReplyDeleteIs that not standard groupie behaviour though?
ReplyDelete@Violet Pretty much. I picked Neyo because the gender of the groupies is not specified, and it would be quite the reveal if the groupies were guys.
DeleteWait, damnit this is a Mr Obvious BI, I doubt it's that salacious.
DeleteWhat does anyone see in Bieber as a potential lover? He looks like a boy to me and his personality sucks.
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ReplyDeleteDon't be silly, Doctah. This is scandalous not because of gender, but species. A gaggle refers to landed geese and Difficult Brown would definitely hit that. Geese fucka fa sho
ReplyDelete@LadyH A++ Comedy Gold, Will Read Again. I laughed so hard & suddenly that I started choking! You're the best LOL.
DeleteOh and check out blind #1 riven. Thanks for the shout out!
ReplyDeleteR. Kelly
ReplyDeleteWhat the BI didn't mention the concert was at a middle school and they lined up In front of the urinals in the boys' bathroom.
R Kelly was my first thought, troubled, R&B
ReplyDeleteEvery. One Of. Them.
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ReplyDeleteThat's brilliant!
ROFL @Riven! Which amahzing CDANer wrote about something being tighter than a dick's butthole? Was that you? Anyways, my new operating theory is that Chris Brown is a CDaN reader and that post inspired him to get some quack ass
ReplyDeleteA dick's butthole!! Bwahaha I keep topping myself. *DUCK'S butthole
DeleteHAHA no I wish I could claim credit for that one but it was not me. But I am totally going to use "dick's butthole" as my new go-to schoolyard insult. It's a nephew thing lol z
DeleteTroy Songz or August Alsina. I'll go with August since Trey isn't really troubled. Also, those 2 did shows with Chris Brown.
ReplyDeleteIf the groupies were 15, definitely R Kelly.
ReplyDeleteJen: Yes, but were they 16 year old GEESE? Gaggle is the operative word here.
ReplyDeleteWho made the ducks butt comment on here, dammit! That discourse was fucking awesome!
C. Brown
ReplyDeleteI guess thoes hoes are loyal!!
Crooner made me think of R Kelly.
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ReplyDeleteR Kelly. Oi.
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