Thursday, August 14, 2014
Today's Blind Items - The Tattletale
Want to know some dirt about this celebrity family? This C list celebrity offspring is loving the new attention that has come her way recently. She has also been selling dirt to the tabloids about her siblings and was the source for lots of stories about her mom. In fact, no one is safe from her spilling dirt about anyone she knows or has come into contact with. If one of her siblings dates someone famous, she is willing to spill what she knows. It may also be why no one in her family even speaks to her any longer and she searches for new ways to catapult herself into big fame. She is tired of being in the shadows and sees herself as an A lister without actually having to do any work. No acting for her. Sure, if someone wants to give her a role she will take it but she is not going to audition. She likes the idea of reality television though and being the name that is first off the lips of people when they talk about her and her family.
Ireland?
ReplyDeleteKylie
ReplyDeleteThe understrength Jenner brat.
ReplyDeleteOh no Willis. The rehab one with the titties out
ReplyDeleteYup Tallulah
DeleteTallulah
DeleteIt could be Scout and her nips but right now everyone is talking about Tallulah, Scout is clearly in contact with Bruce still and supposedly Rumor is still in touch with her mom.
Delete*underaged *
ReplyDeleteRumer. She once said being famous was a 24/7 job. Huh? And what have you ever done, Miss Shaved-My-Jaw?
ReplyDeleteThe Kardashians or The Willis'
ReplyDeleteI first thought one of the younger Kartrashian's, but one of the Willis girls also fits. The Willis girls are truly delusional.
ReplyDeleteScout is in the DM today
ReplyDelete"being the name that is first off the lips of people when they talk about her and her family" will never be true of a Willis or a Jenner, in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteI think it will be true of Kendall. She's the only one in her family who has something that can pass for talent, she can be more famous and somewhat more legitimate than Kim.
DeleteOne of the Willis broads
ReplyDeleteThe Willis girls haven't really dated anyone "famous"as stated in blind..dint think that c list actor jayson wahtevs that rumour dated counts...
ReplyDelete@Tricia that's an excellent point, I must have glazed over that part. Now I'm not so sure. Why you gotta come in with logic and shit? Lol. :D
DeleteAgree about Willis offspring. Hint being from prior info indicating Tumour didn't think it necessary to audition for roles. (Tumour is NOT a spellcheck boo boo)
Delete@jensacks Did she finally shave that thing down. It must suck to have a pretty mom & come out looking like dad.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, it's almost always the "Willis girls" or the "Jenner girls".
ReplyDeleteSo no matter how much dirt you have on your mother, without talent, you'll forever be part of a set, dearie.
@riven.....sorry doll! If only I could apply logic to my real life and shit!! Lol:)
ReplyDeleteScout Willis is in the DM today and she's the one 'with the titties out' as Lady H so aptly described (thanks for the laugh :) Scout wrote this about her one woman free titties stunt:
ReplyDelete'But unfortunately the emphasis in the press has been on sensationalizing my breasts, chiefly in terms of my family.
'I understand that people don’t want to take me seriously,' she continued. 'Or would rather just write me off as an attention-seeking, over-privileged, ignorant, white girl.'
Willis then went on to defend coming from a multimillionaire dollar earning household. 'I am white and I was born to a high profile and financially privileged family,' she said.
'I didn’t choose my public life, but it did give me this platform. A platform that helps make body politics newsworthy.'
Well, I'm glad she's finally chosen to publicly come out and self-identify as white. After all the confusion and questions and gossip... I know that I've certainly been on the edge of my seat wondering when she would have the courage to accept herself and be gloriously free to be white. :( :( :( :(
DeleteHopefully she's not looking at a future in which she actually works, as a publicist. She should fire herself and go the fuck back to school.
Likes the idea of reality television implies that it's not someone already on a reality show. I think it's a Willis.
ReplyDeleteBlech. Only way it could be worse is if Jaden Smith was the speaker.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Rumer date Zac Efron until Demi stole him away?
ReplyDeleteJust idle observation, Rumer gets a lot of hate and Alexa Joel (another girl with a pretty mom and her dad's looks) gets no hate. In fact, most people like her.
ReplyDeleteOh, wait, Alexa isn't a moron.
n/m'
Team alexa. She also works for a living.
DeleteWillis girls, all fug as hell.
ReplyDeleteRumor, trying to be an actress in LA.
Scout, free the nips in NY.
Tullulah, rehab.
Could probably do Rock/Paper/Scissors to figure out which, but I'm leaning towards Scout.
I thought you were writing a limerick at first!
DeleteI think the K's are A in Entyland, so I'll go Rumur willis
ReplyDeleteRumer.
ReplyDeleteAzzly Simpson
ReplyDeleteI really wish that Bruce or Demi, or even Ashton had taught Scout that going to college or doing charity work would give her a more effective way of improving the world than walking around topless for publicity.
ReplyDeleteKris Jenner is trying a Gawker comment takeover. #fail
ReplyDeleteSolange (or however you spell Beonce's sisters name. Doesn't that family believe in normal names?) or Latoya Jackson.
ReplyDeleteLOL Trilby!
ReplyDeleteI think it's one of the Willis girls.
And Alexa Ray Joel is pretty. Somehow that mash up worked really well. Plus she's actually talented and working in music and not expecting to sell out Madison Sq. Garden or open for her dad. (She hasn't opened for her dad has she?)
I agree, Billy Joel's features make for a very pretty girl. Something went wrong in the Willis/Moore gene mash up.
DeleteKelly Osbourne's mom was in the tabloids alot too recently for struggles with illness etc, and some of those stories made kelly sound like she was the rock in the family etc. LOL. I think this blind is her.
ReplyDeleteKylie.. Her mom's drinking and renting of men and coke use. And all of the inside scoop on Khloe
ReplyDelete@Seven of Eleven
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link.
*secondhand embarrassment*
@Dena: Jessica Larson wrote us a beautiful haiku. She is our glorious Rumi of CDaN
ReplyDelete*snap snap*
Reading this thread, I'm wondering if this US can pass a law that requires all celebrity offspring and idle trust fund babies to do a gap year abroad, like Princes William and Harry did, where they have to go build houses and scrub toilets with truly poor people.
ReplyDeleteStory about Tallulah heading to rehab in People today.
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