Only this former A list television actress who is now lucky to be a B- lister could screw up a sex tape this badly. Desperate for money, our actress wanted a sex tape not only for publicity, but she knows it would be a big seller. The thing is though she wanted someone famous to be in the sex tape with her but no one who is famous wants to be or needs to be in a sex tape so she keeps making them with people and can't decide which one to leak.
Pam anderson?
ReplyDeleteNo one wants to mess with the Blohan.
ReplyDeleteOops, it says television.
Delete(but the truth of the comment still stands!)
MIscha Barton? Lousy guess I know. She's no B- lister but who knows what her standing is in Entyworld.
ReplyDeleteNo..it's good guess
DeleteMisha
ReplyDeleteHow is she screwing up the sex tapes? Sounds to me like she's just picked up a new hobby!
ReplyDeleteNicholette Sheridan
ReplyDeleteNice sandy . She's been in the news past couple days too
ReplyDeleteMichele Trachenberg
ReplyDeleteBut is she in the DM off to google!
ReplyDeleteKirstie Alley.
ReplyDeleteNo she isn't but she us suing Marc Cherry so she needs money
ReplyDeleteCase got tossed out again.
DeleteMischa was probably too high and or drunk to perform anything entertaining.
Compile the lot and sell as a boxed set!
ReplyDeleteFind and nail an A lister and make that the rare special edition.
Ha! Perfect Tigercat!
DeleteMaybe she is hoping one of her early conquests hits it big with a role so she is holding her collection.
DeleteOhhh, Texas I with I had thought of that years ago
DeleteEva Longoria?
ReplyDelete@erin that was my first guess.
ReplyDeletecould also be someone from glee or any other hit from 2008-2011 that has lost the interest of the blogs.
Tori Spelling
ReplyDeleteLike @ErinKeller - Eva popped in my mind too.
Oh, how about
Terri Harcher
Should package them together and pretend her laptop was stolen, but she figured she would sign for the release and make money, rather than have them leaked for free.
ReplyDeleteIf it is Mischa, no one is gonna care. Most perverts wouldn't bother to pirate it, much less pay for the thing.
I don't know why but Minka maybe
ReplyDeleteGood guess. .career in free fall
DeleteLadyH- Jeter must have been one of the guys that opted out.
DeleteJennifer Love Hewitt
ReplyDeleteOr Shannon Doherty
ReplyDeleteBetty White. Duh!
ReplyDeleteBetty, if you're hiring amateurs....
I was thinking perhaps Joan Collins? Foxy minx...
DeleteGood lord LadyH, from your lips to god's ears, or satan's. Whoever can get the job done. And yes, it would sell like hotcakes. She should try to package the scenes w/ the alleged botched porno from when she turned 18, if she is in fact the answer to that blind. I would drop $39.99 to see Minka's stinka.
ReplyDeleteMinka's stinka: Count, you are a wordsmith.
DeleteShe really should offer a "boxed" set. No pun intended.
ReplyDeleteI think Pamela Anderson is the closest match in terms of ranking. Other suggestions: Shannen Doherty and Kelly Rutherford (the latter wasn't A-list, though, and I'm not sure a sex tape would help with her custody battle).
ReplyDeleteIf this was BlindGossip, the key word would be desperate and we would all say Nicolette or Eva.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Jenny Garth for whatever weird reason. She just seems like such a perfectionist.
ReplyDeletePaz Vega.
ReplyDeleteEw@Hegg
Delete@nothanksdarlin
ReplyDelete"Ohhh, Texas I with I had thought of that years ago"
(in reply to texas rose "Maybe she is hoping one of her early conquests hits it big with a role so she is holding her collection")
So one of your early conquests made it big? Do tell!