This former B list mostly movie actress who thankfully might never get to star again in a movie was in her second home (club) the other night when she started screaming that someone had stolen her coat. Oh, the irony. It turns out that our starlet was sitting on it. Yep. That is how drunk she was. She then started flipping the coat around and searching for the pocket before reaching in and smiling to herself.
Lilo
ReplyDeleteYup. The coat thief.
DeleteDidn't she do that Yeats ago:) and the purse!! What's next..someone stole her car as she's driving it?!
DeleteI laughed out loud in public. Thanks
DeleteYep....the irony clue.
ReplyDeletethis is suppose to be lilo but she was A list and enty always calls her former A list
ReplyDeleteI think her brain is officially gone ---she use to be more savvy in her wicked ways---I doubt she can remember her lines for any roles etc. Life of hooking for her from now on---very sad.
ReplyDeleteShe made that coat bed, now she's gotta lie in it...
DeleteEz Ez. Blohan.
ReplyDeleteI think she just doesn't give a shit these days. Who does she answer to? No one.
ReplyDeleteDerek, Derek, Derek....Don't let those wishy washy constantly vaccillating ratings get in the way on a good Lohag blind. Silly wabbit!
ReplyDeletenow when does this play open again???
ReplyDeleteWhat is Lindsay doing in a club? Shouldn't she be rehearsing for her play? I wonder if Vegas has an over/under on how long she'll last before eating bad seafood/creative differences/some other lame excuse cause her to be replaced by an understudy?
ReplyDeleteThe bigger question is what was in her coat pocket. Was it a bag of skittles, a vibrator, a puppy. Oh the possibilities.
ReplyDeletePlay opens 24th September.Quote from playbill on website:"Karen is played by Lindsay Lohan.Her 2 bosses bet $500 as to who will sleep with her first.But Karen has a few tricks up her sleeve". 1.Lohan is typecast then. 2.$ has suffered appalling devaluation.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I say the "announcement" will come on the 22nd...
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ReplyDeleteThe only question is why wasn't this listed as Easy Easy?
ReplyDeleteDef Lilo, she stole that chick's fur coat a few years back and got busted.
ReplyDeleteJust a word of advice, Enty, Lilo is no longer a "starlet" and you should never describe her as that again.
ReplyDeleteOh noooo Lindsay is off the wagon?????? Say it ain't so Enty!!!
ReplyDeleteSo . . . basically this play is just going to be Lohan making hooking deals onstage?
ReplyDeleteLike reality theater?
@Cove - sounds like Lohan world meets the Karcrashians!
ReplyDeleteIdiot.
ReplyDeleteHey Lindsay, I heard there are lots of rich Middle Eastern men looking for some loving in this country called Syria... It's kind of almost like Dubai, right? You should really go and make tons of money!
ReplyDeleteSHIZZZZZZ!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!
Reminds me of the Fawlty Towers episode where this snotty upper crust old biddy started screaming and throwing a tantrum at Basil Fawlty, accusing him or somebody of stealing her eyeglasses--and the eyeglasses were up on top of her head the whole time.
McCrackle LoHO
ReplyDeleteI had a dream about Lindsay last night. Specifically about her sobriety around drugs and her crackhead mother, goes to show ... something.
ReplyDeleteInteresting dream - anyway, she started using drugs in my dream again, go figure.
Also her mom was bald and missing her hair from an drunken bloody accident and admitted to the same rehab, go figure.
Dreams! Amirite?!
Quaaack!
ReplyDelete@hunter - and to think I dreamed last night that I was at a soirée and was ready to leave but didn't have my car. Johnny Depp said I could ride with him but he never seemed ready to leave.
ReplyDeleteThen Heath Ledger called me on my cell and I was relieved because he was going to come and get me out of there (it was like some weird museum party or something). Anyway I was trying to find out when Heath was gonna get there cause I was ready to leave but then my phone started malfunctioning and I realized it wasn't even my phone.
Woke up before Johnny left or Heath arrived. THAT is what happens when I take Benadryl and fall asleep while watching The Libertine (too bad Rupert Friend wasn't in my dream). Benadryl always gives me psycho dreams. Anyone else get weird dreams from drugs?