April 30, 2014
This A list entertainer(singer) known for the longest songs ever recently asked a woman to umm, urinate on him. Specifically the portion of the body above the neck.
Dave Matthews
This A list entertainer(singer) known for the longest songs ever recently asked a woman to umm, urinate on him. Specifically the portion of the body above the neck.
Dave Matthews
@hunter got it! Great job!!
ReplyDeleteI still think it's R. Kelly
ReplyDeleteNo Dave, NOOOOOOOO
ReplyDeleteGolden April Showers bring May flowers?
ReplyDeleteSandy - nice with the 'Being There' quote.
DeleteAwesome!@Sandybrook. And ew.
DeleteSo this is what the song "JTR" is about
ReplyDeleteLOL @Ray! It does take on a whole new meaning!
DeleteRain down on meeeee!
DeleteYummy!
ReplyDeleteOk.wow...
ReplyDeleteAll the things I've heard or known about him...that wasn't one.
I'm mildly bemused by this..
And just glad I never hooked up with him back in the days when , well there were opportunities..that haunted me for years...now I'm FREE! Lol
I would have been too conservative for him....cuz this chick doesnt get down with the GS's
Where do you get the opportunities to hang out and possibly hook up with all these musicians and actors? Where do you work at?
DeleteIt was a long time ago....right before Under the Table broke..he played Roseland NYC and I had met his former head of RCA at the time who released the album...Hugh something...and he wanted people to check out the show...it was a mazing and life changing...and he was very modest..Dave.Later we had mutual friends at the blue light thtr company in NYC(what I used to do)and he played benefits for them...
DeleteJust similar circles....and family in biz, as was I..but Dave the nicest guy I might say, in that industry for sure
DeleteHow did you meet Chris Martin?
DeleteI've met him as well. Nice guy. I thought he was married?! Hmmmm.
DeleteYou ruined him for me for life. He was one of my all time faves.
ReplyDeleteWith you@pugster....
DeleteUnless enty effed up and it's reall----)
James Franco!!!
That makes more sense I think so I'll go with it lol
DeleteLet's go with that! Saw him in concert a few years ago and he was amazing.
DeleteMaybe Dave just need to get a male baby and he can be urinated on several times a day changing diapers.
ReplyDeleteWell this just wounds my soul. Please say it isn't so.
ReplyDeleteIt isn't like hes asking girls to shit in his mouth. Urine is sterile. Leave Dave aloooooneee!!!
ReplyDeleteHuh. No. Firm no.
ReplyDeleteNot judging but Firm No.
+1
DeleteAre you sure they're not mixing him up with John Mayer?
ReplyDeleteSo much judgement. Water sports can be wonderful.
ReplyDeleteI don't know who the dude is but at least he's open about his likes.
I love him so much this almost doesn't even phase me LOL
ReplyDeleteWas invited to see oasis heathen chemistry tour in2001 at the Beacon Theatre by their manager was friendly with my attorney sis..met them at a small lgig CP was performing at..can't remember...ia small club...Noel And Liam Gallagher were there as fans we were invited to the after stuff and the following night show....and then the Coldplay, gig in Philly ..a really small venue again....he fancied my sis(whose younger) and his type...
ReplyDeleteSorry for long winded tale...was a good time ago and good times:)
DeleteChris, like Dave....very....good guy
How did you meet Al Pacino?
ReplyDeleteJoe Allen restaurant46/th Broadway...
DeleteHe's a neighborhood guy
Also worked with my uncle
Actually 46 Betweennt 8/9
DeleteI remember seeing interviews with some hookers who both said that men asking to be pissed on happens alot. About 20% of the time they said. Weird
ReplyDeleteThis is an ironic reveal considering a few years ago Dave M and his band were sued for emptying their buses washroom tank on a bridge over a boat full of tourists. That is right- all over their heads!
ReplyDeleteROFL
DeleteDerek!!! I remember that!!! Who knew all this time Dave thought he was sincerely doing the world a favor!
@Lady---lol
ReplyDelete@Tricia--way to dodge a bullet!
If someone asked me to do that I would just start laughing. and then I would run. Run for the hills.
"Urine is not sterile, even before it comes out of you and gets contaminated by your skin. Bacteria are present at low levels in the urine of healthy people not suffering from a urinary tract infection"
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Oh I'm sorry Tina, I should say healthy urine is not toxic.
Delete@d..yeah didn't get to that point, but I was so always wondering..what if....(ps this all before he was married)
ReplyDeletewTF his wife ashley (I think)must be dehydrated!!! Lol.
With twins:(
ReplyDeleteYuck. Just yuck.
ReplyDeleteit CRUSHes me to hear this.
ReplyDeletemy fave song by him...
hope this hasn't been done already.
Now I really don't want to run into Dave Matthews (he lives in the neighborhood next to mine). I wouldn't be able to look at him the same way.
ReplyDelete@Seachica....lol..no you want to run into him...he's awesome in all(ahem most) ways....
ReplyDeleteJust offer him a Mountain Dew as a preemptive tactic...
I'd consider doing a Kidman on his Ephron. Would he settle for my using a bucket and then pouring it over him?
ReplyDelete@Yoj with the the sass!!very cheeky indeed...:)
ReplyDeleteGoodness I forgot that movie was made.....
People in every walk of life have different kinks. I know famous people that like to be shit on while having his balls stepped on (this guy's identity would really freak you out considering all the charity work he does) down to normal everyday people who get off on giving girls facials while wearing glasses.
ReplyDeleteIf this is his "thing" and isn't breaking any laws by using a 12 year old or an animal of some kind, who cares? As long as people that like his music are able to get his music that's really all that matters.
With Dave Matthews I only ever think of when his tour bus/boat dumped poop somewhere.
ReplyDelete@Rowdy - that's gotta be John Cena you're talking about, because you always have all the poop (ha! see what I did there?) on wrestlers.
ReplyDelete@frufra Not saying either way but even if I told you, you couldn't see him doing it ;)
ReplyDelete@ rowdy - trust me, I don't want to see anyone doing that :-p!! And for the record, I simply don't care, if everyone's of age and consenting. And it wouldn't negate all the joy he's brought to so many Make a Wish kids <3.
DeleteWell all righty.
ReplyDeleteI'd piss on him for free. DMB is the shittiest band and he deserves it.
ReplyDeleteYea. Right. They're sooooo shitty.
ReplyDeleteYes alyssa, they suck. I loathe their whiny frat-tard rock bullshit and 99% of the people I've known that have been super fans are insufferable, like the kind of person who owns a Jeep with a "Life is Good" back tire cover. But that's just like, my opinion, man. You are certainly entitled to yours.
ReplyDeleteAstra, Astra, Astra--what have you got against jeeps? What's wrong with thinking "life is good". It can be, you know?
DeleteCome on, where's that little smile...? Is that a corner going up, I see? It is...come on...there ya go!
Pissing on somebody gives the pisser a lot of power. Take me to Chanel first, bitch...
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